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Not The Civil War I Was Expecting…

Is “Actual Moron” On His CV?
I Wouldn’t Hire Somebody Like That (But I Would Be Curious Enough To Give Them An Interview)

Christian Borys
@ItsBorys

Extraordinarily funny that self proclaimed Russia – Ukraine war expert David Sacks (but actual moron) wrote this tweet 5 days before the Russian civil war started.

They Have To Do Something To Keep Busy During The Writer’s Strike

Saint Javelin
@saintjavelin

Lukashenko stopping Prigozhin??? Out of all people??? That’s it??? Did the screenwriters of Game of Thrones write this ending?

“That’s Certainly Why The People I Support Want To Be Elected To It!”

Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer

I truly believe the US Government is working with the CIA to stage a coup in Russia to oust Putin so that Joe Biden can campaign on toppling Putin in 2024.

Just seems like this is all coordinated so Biden can take credit for ending the Ukraine-Russia war and pretend to be a hero.

The US government is the biggest terrorist organization in the world.

If This Was True, How Could The CIA Have Masterminded The Whole Thing To Hand Biden The 2024 Election?
Seems Like The Right Hand Doesn’t Know What The Right Hand Is Doing…

Erick Erickson
@EWErickson

This, in Russia, is another example of the CIA being caught flat footed, despite Ukrainian intelligence warning something like this was coming. If only Wagner Group was organizing a trans-pride march, then the CIA would be all in instead of out to lunch yet again.

Meanwhile, Left Twitter – Oh, Wait…

Megan McArdle
@asymmetricinfo

Right Twitter: Joe Biden is a drooling, senile moron.

Also right Twitter: Joe Biden masterminded both a sub implosion and a Russian coup in a single week without anyone leaking a word of it.

The Civil War I Was Expecting…

The Problem With Being A Stable Genius Is That You Often Pull Facts Out Of Your Horse’s Ass

Bill
@BostonBill2010

The big question is did @BretBaier have any contact with the DOJ to try and entrap @realDOnaldTrump into incriminating himself. Who wrote his questions. The DOJ will be using his interview against him.

Democrats In House Demand To Be Censured
“If It’s Good Enough For Adam Schiff, It’s Good Enough For Us: We Want It To Be Clear We Have Nothing To Do With This Sh*tsh*w!”

The Daily Beast
@thedaily beast-of-burden

BREAKING: The messy feud between two of MAGA world’s biggest stars burst into public view when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene called Rep. Lauren Boebert a “little b*tch” to her face on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives.

Were You A Character On Friends?
I Try Not To Take Political Advice From Fictional Beings. It’s A Thing With Me. Don’t Ask…

Joey Mannarino
@JoeyMannarinoUS

Wokeness killed the people on that submarine.

Let that sink in.

They died because the woke CEO said he wouldn’t hire 50 year-old white men who knew how to command submarines and would rather train others.

And the CEO died too.

That’s the next level of “go woke, go broke”.

They May Be Disappointed When He Argues That They Don’t Exist

Ashley Oliver
@asholiver

SCOOP: The @Weaponization committee is making plans to hear public testimony from Democratic presidential candidate RFK Jr. at its next hearing, currently set for July 20.

Topic will focus on censorship.

RFK Responded That A Vaccination Had Obviously Affected Stone’s Judgment

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan

Quiet. Part. Out. Loud.

“Trump ally and self-described Kennedy “friend” Roger Stone, for instance, said Kennedy’s campaign “will help in the end soften Joe Biden up for his defeat by Donald Trump in the general election.”

“Don’t Pay Any Attention To My Teeth,” Said The Crocodile.

Rep. Jim Jordan
@Jim_Jordan

The swamp always protects its own.

Bastards Aren’t Even Willing To Shell Out For A Barrel!

Kevin M. Kruse
@KevinMKruse

The right-wing press’s obsession with Hunter Biden – who’s again, not a member of the Biden administration – really just shows how little in the way of scandal the White House has given them to chew on.

This is what the bottom of the bucket looks like.

Perhaps A Chickenhawk Senator Is Not The Best Person To Give Military Advice
(And What’s So Holy About Your Crap, Anyway?)

Ted Cruz
@tedcruz

Holy crap.

Perhaps a woke, emasculated military is not the best idea….

It Smells Like…History…

Susan Spector McPherson
@susanmcp1

“Republicans appear stuck: Trump is increasingly looking like eventual GOP presidential nominee, yet ‘56% of Americans think Trump should drop out of the 2024 presidential.’ You can almost smell the panic.”

The War on the Rule of Law Ain’t Gonna Be Civil!

I Get The Sense You’re Trying To Make A Larger Point Here, But I Just Don’t See It…

U. S. Attorney WDMO
@USAO-WDMO

Former FBI analyst Kendra Kingsbury sentenced to 3 years/10 months for illegally retaining documents related to national defense at her residence.

Somebody Offered Me Half An Uneaten Burrito Once
*SIGH* I Obviously Don’t Have The Right Friends

Steven Dennis
@StevenTDennis

No one has ever offered me a seat on their private jet that otherwise would have gone unfilled. You?

The Op-ed, On The Other Hand…

Leah Litman – @leahlitman.bsky.social
@LeahLitman

Sam Alito wrote a WSJ op-ed.

No that sentence is not a joke.

If Having A Buddy Is Necessary For Swimming In A Lake, How Could It Not Be Beneficial For Sitting On The Supreme Court?
That’s Just Common Sense, That Is

Josh Marshall
@joshtpm

Alito’s excuse here (the private jet seat would have gone unused otherwise) is for the ages. But you start to see the bigger picture which is that Leonard Leo basically pairs each new justice w a billionaire sponsor family when they arrive.

It’s Her Own Fault! She Made The Decision To Not Be Born A Trump – I’ll Bet She’s Regretting That!

Natasha Korecki
@natashakorecki

Former FBI analyst sentenced to more than 3 years in prison for taking home classified documents.

The Party’s Not Over Until A Majority Rules It’s Over!

Larry Sabato
@LarrySabato

The John Roberts Supreme Court just received the LOWEST RATING I’ve ever seen in any survey over many decades: 30% job approval, 59% DISAPPROVAL. The party’s over for this Supreme Court. #SupremeCourt #TermLimits and more reforms. (New Quinnipiac poll)

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