Karma Has Been Getting Quite The Workout Lately
TomthunkitTM
@TomthinkitsMind
Remember Pamela Taylor? She’s that racist Republican infamous for calling First Lady Michelle Obama “an ape in heels.”
She just pleaded guilty for defrauding FEMA and is facing up to 30 years in prison.
But Between 75 And 200 Million People Died
That’s Between 750 Million And 2 Billion In 2023 People!
Calder Robinson
The black plague disappeared without a vaccine, just saying…
@antivax
MTG Is A Real Mother, But Not The Kind She Thinks She Is
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
@NoLieWithBTC
Marjorie Taylor Greene says that adopted or parents through marriage aren’t real parents because they’re “not biological.” She just told a witness who is a mother through marriage that she is “not a mother.”
Sorry, But Edmund Burke Had Some Arendts To Run – Try Him Again Later
Liz Cheney
@Liz_Cheney
Trump is embracing a J6 Defendant who called for the execution of members of Congress.
To elected Republicans who have endorsed him: You are endorsing his conduct on Jan 6th and every day since.
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Don’t You Eat On A Private Jet? Don’t Yachts Give You A Roof Over Your Head?
Damn You And Your Liberal Commie Socialist Nitpicking!
Steven Mazie
@stevenmazie
Replying to @BasedMikeLee and @mrddmia
How does yacht and private jet travel fit under the (long-standing) personal hospitality exception to disclosure, which is limited to food and lodging?
I’m Inspired To Get A Couple Of Brews And Watch A Game
What More Purpose Does A Man Need?
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
The Josh Hawley ‘Manhood’ book tour has begun, and I am insanely inspired already.
Blacks And Palestinians May Have A Different View Of History
Meanwhile, Falashas Will Nod Their Heads And Smile As Long As The US Keeps Writing Checks
Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
The United States and Israel share a special relationship: we are the only two countries in history that were conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that we are all equal. I know the best days for Israel – and our unbreakable bond – are ahead of us.
I Have Two Words For You (Not Counting These): Lesley Ferking Stahl
howardfineman
@howardfineman
It’s (barely acceptable) for @CNN to interview #Trump, as long as they ask him the toughest possible questions and don’t waste time on audience queries. He’s a traitorous, congenital liar and egomaniacal insurrectionist. CNN must make him regret that he agreed to go on the air.
Today Is May 2nd, And You’re Out Of A Job So I Don’t Have To Pay Any Attention To You
What Was That About Karma?
Dan Bongino
@dbongino
Today is May 1st, and Joe Biden is the WORST president in US history.
So You Can Shake His Hand?
Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX
I’ve announced a $50K reward for info on the criminal who killed 5 illegal immigrants Friday. Also directed #OperationLoneStar to be on the lookout.
I continue working with state & local officials to ensure all available resources are deployed to respond.
PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
Is Ron DeSantis a bigot or just a tremendous asshole?
Heads Would Explode
It Would Be With Delight; Nonetheless, Brain Matter Would Be Spattered On Walls
Bruce Bourgoine
@BruceBourgoine
Hey folks, tell me the #GOP’s reaction if George Soros paid for Ketanji Brown-Jackson’s kid to attend a $6,000 a month private school.
Why Do You Think They Opposed It? Stop Giving Them More Ammunition!
Sheldon Whitehouse
@SenWhitehouse
WSJ reports our IRS funding *which Republicans opposed* got 2.4 million phone calls answered and reduced wait times down from 27 minutes to 4. Big improvement!
What Could Possibly Go Write?
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Multiple studios are exploring using AI to generate scripts based on books and other public domain IP.
The studios repeatedly plan to hire writers to rewrite those AI scripts when the writers’ strike ends.
She Could Find Herself Facing An Alternate Court Case Which Would Lead To An Alternate Jail Sentence
Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFast
In January 2012, Leo instructed GOP pollster KellyanneConway to bill a nonprofit group he advises and use that money to pay Virginia “Ginni” Thomas, the documents show.
You Seem Upset
Can I Get You Some Herbal Tea? Some Milk? Some Valium?
Perhaps You Should Spend A Little Time In A Dark Room Listening To Waves Washing Against The Shore
I’m Sure You’d Be Your Old, Calm, Measured Self In No Time
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The Special “Prosecutor” Jack Smith, who is harassing, threatening, and terrorizing people who work for me, probably illegally, and totally at odds with the way Crooked Joe Biden is being treated, will no longer be known as the Special “Prosecutor,” but rather the Special “Persecutor.” He is a Trump Hating SLIMEBALL who is going far beyond the original instructions of the Department of Injustice. The Witch Hunt continues, as it always will, with the Radical Left, Country Destroying, Lunatics!
Republican Attacks On The Education System Are At An All-time High
This Is What You Get When You Don’t Want To Acknowledge The Ugly Part Of Your History
Betsy DeVos
@BetsyDeVos
Students’ knowledge of U.S. history is at an all-time low. This is what you get when you teach #CRT, DEI & the 1619 Project instead of the Declaration of Independence, the #Constitution & the Gettysburg Address.
Are You Saying Twitter Is Not A Giant Corporation?
Okay, It May Not Be As Giant Since Elon Musk Took It Over, But It’s Still PDB
Stephen Miller
@StephenM
The purpose of the $8 is both to democratize the platform and protect free speech from advertisers/boycotters. Opposing the fee is effectively arguing that giant corporations, not individual users, should have the final say on speech in America – that’s as illiberal as you can get.
Og: “I Are Star. I Can Grab You By Privates. It Am Always This Way!”
Republican Accountability
@AccountableGOP
Trump defends his comments from the “Access Hollywood” tape in his taped deposition:
Trump: “Historically, that’s true with stars…if you look over the last million years, I guess that’s been largely. Not always, but largely true. Unfortunately or fortunately.”
Look How Well Waiting Worked Out For Vladimir And Estragon
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Chuck Grassley is on Fox News accusing Biden of involvement in a bribery scheme. But when pressed for details, he says, “we gotta wait.” Sounds legit.