Trump Family Values
Like Pee In A Bathroom That Reflects Your Gender?
Don, You Better Hope That Judge Kacsmaryk Never Has A Case Involving The Drug You’re On Come Before Him, Cause I Don’t Think You Can Handle The Real World
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Junior says trans people are terrorists, and Democrats “won’t even call them the terrorists that they are. They won’t call them the most privileged class in the country. Because if you’re trans, you can do whatever you want?
Uuuuuuuhhhh…Is Everybody In The Family A Defamation Lawsuit Waiting To Happen?
Eric Trump
@EricTrump
Fox News was forced to pay $787 Million to settle a lawsuit over disinformation, yet there is zero apology or monetary penalty to the @NewYorkTimes, @WashingtonPost, @CNN etc for the fake Trump-Russia hoax which maliciously slandered @realDonaldTrump (& family) for over three years.
Republican Family Values
Oh, Marge, If Only!
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Marge is fuming that her Republican colleagues sided with Democrats to cut off her time yesterday: “They took away the rest of my time .. They also silenced me! I am really fed up with it. I’m sick and tired of it!”
That’s Quite Progressive Of – Oh, You’ve Been Hacked, Haven’t You?
I Mean, You’re Not Even Trying To Hide It!
Ann Coulter
@AnnCoulter
COMPROMISE SOLUTION ON ABORTION!
Ban abortion for registered Republicans only.
You Can Trust Me, Because I Have An Economic Plan To Deal With This Problem That Is Supported By The Republican Majority In The House Most Of The Republican Majority In The House A Lot Of The Republican Majority In The House DONALD TRUMP
Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
If we bury our heads in the sand & ignore the debt crisis – as President Biden is doing – over the next 10 years, 17.5% of your taxes will be used just to pay interest on our national debt.
Not defense.
Nor social programs.
Not even the debt itself.
That’s just to pay the interest.
It Is Clear That Republicans Are The Party Of Psychotic Delusion.
Rep. Elise Stefanik
@RepStefanik
It is clear that Republicans are the party of women.
Does Pudding Make People High‽
Republican Accountability
@AccountableGOP
Ron DeSantis: “We’ve been able to operate an administration that does not get consumed in petty controversy or drama.”
Twitter Family Values
Thanks For The Advice, But I Would Get More Value Out Of My $11 If I Paid Somebody To Tickle Me Until I Collapsed From Laughing And Had To Be Taken To The Hospital
Cash Money Goulash
@CasgMoneyGoulash
Just pay the $11. If I can do it you can too!
You Would Have Done Better Paying For Therapy
Joey Mannarino
@JoeyMannarinoUS
“This MF paid for Twitter.”
No, I didn’t pay for Twitter.
I paid for free speech.
I paid for 1776 to commerce again.
I paid for the Founding Father’s vision.
I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself.
I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of fire for the First Amendment.
I paid because we support our own.
I paid because if George Washington was alive today, he’d be paying too.
So next time you say I paid for Twitter, just realize how IGNANT (or ignorant, depending on your preference) you sound!
You Think Stephen King Needs “The Exposure?”
Stephen King Hasn’t Needed “The Exposure” For At Least Forty Years
And He Sure Doesn’t Need Your Piers Pressure
Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan
Why? Do you demand the same of all the other subscriptions you pay for? You should be paying @elonmusk a fortune for the huge promotion his platform gives you.
Next, Their Accounts Will Say They Voted In The 2022 Midterms
southpaw
@nycsouthpaw
The privately-held Twitter corporation is claiming that @chadwickboseman and @normmacdonald, who died in 2020 and 2021 respectively, have paid for the subscription check mark service and supplied their phone numbers.
All The News That’s Fit To Bot
The New York Times
@TheNYTime
Twitter’s latest policy change is assigning all suspected pedophiles a blue checkmark. If there’s a blue checkmark next to their name, it means they probably have a sexual
predilection
towards children.
Fox Family Values
The…Uhh…The Dominion Settlement Really Got To You, Didn’t It?
Acyn
@Acyn
Ingraham: They don’t want you to get married. They don’t want you to go to work. They don’t want you to have kids. They want you at home smoking pot and playing video games..
If You’re Going To Let Your Viewers Determine The Content Of Your Network, You May As Well Let Them Dictate Staffing Decisions
Brigitte Gabriel
@ACTBrigitte
If Judge Jeanine and Maria Bartiromo are fired from Fox News, there will be a MASSIVE boycott from patriots everywhere!
Screw Family Values – Let’s Dance!
You’re Not Thinking Big Enough
ASPIRIN! There’s No Mention Of It In The Bible – Why Is It On Our Pharmacy Shelves?
Emily Deans MD
@evolutionarypsy
Next on the agenda would be birth control, PrEP, vaccines, and psychiatric medications.
It’s A Good Thing The Separation Of Church And State Was A Liberal Hoax, Or That Would Die A Miserable Court Challenge Death
Texas Tribune
@TexasTribune
Public schools in Texas would have to prominently display the Ten Commandments in every classroom starting next school year under a bill the Senate approved.
The Senate also passed a bill that would set prayer and Bible reading times during the school day.
The Nazis Couldn’t Agree More
Gays Against Groomers Illinois
@GAG-Illinois
A child wearing anything queer related is worse than a Nazi having a child wear a shirt with a swastika on it. The queer movement is more evil than the Nazis.
Oh, Now You’re Just Makin’ Shit Up!
Steve Vladeck
@steve_vladeck
Justice Alito last night: “The majority is wrongly granting emergency relief in a case in which I’m not convinced the criteria are satisfied.”
Justice Alito on April 6: “We should grant emergency relief because we should put aside the reasons why the criteria are not satisfied.”
The Threat Of Violence Was In The Subtext
The Subtext Was: HE WAS HOLDING A FUCKING GUN!
Shannon Watts
@shannonwatts
A Missouri man threatened a grocery store worker with his gun because the meat department was closed and he wanted steak. He claims the gun was meant to communicate: “I need you to help me get a couple of these steaks. I’m not going to hurt you.”