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So, High School Drama And Media Soundbites Are Just Your Hobbies, Then?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG

The country is facing extremely difficult times. Americans expect conservative fighters like us to work together to Save America and that is the only mission I’m 100% devoted to, not high school drama and media sound bites

Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG

President’s Day 2023.

Zelenskyy can’t even wear a tie as he greets the President of the United States.

He gladly takes our money in sweat shirts and t-shirts, but Biden is dressed up.

So insulting.

America Last!!!

News Doesn’t Get Much More Broken Than This

Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr

Breaking News: Trump will visit East Palestine, Ohio next week. If our “leaders” are too afraid to actually lead real leaders will step up and fill the void.

RaHoWa Doesn’t Have A Big Enough Following

Ronny Jackson
@RonnyJacksonTX

Rihanna painted “F*** Donald Trump” on a car at the Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo. She’s made a career of spewing degenerate filth while badmouthing America every chance she gets. Why is the NFL showcasing this crap? Rihanna SHOULD NOT be the halftime performer!”

Buttigieg: Tucker Is Supposedly A Journalist. Is He Actually A Journalist? He Was Shown To Know What He Was Saying On Air Was A Lie Not That Long Ago. Speak out!

Acyn
@Acyn

Tucker: Pete is supposedly the first gay cabinet secretary. Is he actually gay? He was dating women not that long ago. Shut up!

I Don’t Think You’re Going To Enjoy Your Thirty Pieces Of Silver Very Much…

Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer

BREAKING: Former President Jimmy Carter has entered hospice care.

He’s lived a long life. He’s lucky. He got to live long enough to see a Democrat in the White House who was more destructive than he was.

He should feel blessed.

When It Discovers Republican Governor Mike DeWine Didn’t Ask For Federal Help, How Fast Will You Run Away From The Hearings?

Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO

I’m asking the Homeland Security Committee to convene hearings pronto on Ohio’s FEMA relief denial, what it means for states like Missouri downstream, and the growing crisis in the country’s transportation

Not Since 192 House Republicans Voted Against Legislation Addressing The Problem, He Doesn’t

Rep. Jim Jordan
@Jim_Jordan

Moms across the country are still having a hard time finding baby formula.

Joe Biden has no solutions.

Said The Representative Who Received Campaign Donations From Santa Claus And The Jabberwock

George Santos
@Santos4Congress

Hey @RitchieTorres answer your constituents question.

“Will you stop taking MONEY from corporations”?

Your constituents demand to know who bought you!

Who Is Going To Protect Them From Matt Gaetz IRL?

Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO

Today I’m introducing legislation to set an age requirement of 16 to open a social media account. Protect kids online

Actually, The Doctorate of Philosophy Predates The MD By Several Centuries
Maybe You Should Work On Diminishing YOUR Self-Esteem…

Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly

Announcers for this Eagles-49ers game just spotted the First Lady in a box and of course call her “Dr. Jill Biden.” Wonder if she realizes what a wannabe she looks like insisting on this fake title. Get a real MD or just work on your self-esteem.

Republicans Are Not America’s Friends, Democrats Are Not Their Enemy
(You Kind Of Walked Into That One, Paul)

Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS
@RepGosar

Joe Biden visiting Ukraine is a slap in the face to every American, especially the people of East Palestine, Ohio.

Ukraine is not our friend, and Russia is not our enemy.

Hey @Santos4Congress Just A Reminder That You’re Gonna Look Great In Orange

George Santos
@Santos4Congress

Hey @MittRomney just a reminder that you will NEVER be PRESIDENT!

When Punching Down Hurts The Object Of Attack’s Toes, You Might Want To Change Your Approach

Cory Mills
@CoryMillsFL

Finally one less gavel in Pelosi’s house for Paul to fight with in his underwear.

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If The Red States Form Their Own Country, Their Government Will Definitely Shrink
I Doubt Many People Living There Will Be Happy With The Result, Though

Marjorie Taylor Greene
@mtgreenee

We need a national divorce.

We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government.

Everyone I talk to says this.

From the sick and disgusting woke culture issues shoved down our throats to the Democrat’s traitorous America Last policies, we are done.

But Not Social Security Or Medicare
I Never Suggested We Should Touch Social Security Or Medicare
I Would Never Suggest We In Any Way Change Social Security Or Medicare
SHUT UP!

Rick Scott
@SenRickScott

Last night, @JoeBiden rambled for a while, but it seems he forgot to share the facts:

In my plan, I suggested the following: All federal legislation sunsets in 5 yrs. If a law is worth keeping, Congress can pass it again.

Aaaaaand His Perfect Record Of Lies Remains Intact

Rep George Santos
@RepSantosNY03

False. Republicans do not want to cut Social Security or Medicare. #SOTU

Who Wouldn’t Want To Live In A State That Ranks 41st In Education, 48th In Crime And 49th In Healthcare? (Other Than Anybody Who Is Paying Attention, I Mean)

Sarah Huckabee Sanders
@SarahHuckabee

No one wants Gavin Newsom’s California, all those fleeing his failed states are welcome in Arkansas – the best place to live, work and raise a family!

Apparently, Graham Didn’t Get The Memo That Greene Is Now In Charge Of The Party

Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC

I am tired of the s*** show surrounding who is going to send tanks and when are they going to send them. Putin is trying to rewrite the map of Europe by force of arms. World order is at stake.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG

We must stop funding Ukraine. This war needs to end.

America has sent over $113 billion to Ukraine, now sending tanks, and have funded the Ukrainian government at $1.5 billion every month.

It’s a corrupt slush fund and it’s just killing people.

To His Way Of Thinking, Pilots Gotta Have The White Stuff

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC

Just had a commercial airline pilot tell me that due to the DEI push in the airline industry, he won’t let his family fly commercial anymore. It’s that bad.

“Jesse, a lot of people are gonna die.”

So, that’s nice.

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