Homage to catatonia…
Is a sinecure more a sin than a cure?
Lettuce spray…
Dost thou durst the wurst?
You know you’ve succeeded when your name is an answer in a crossword puzzle…
The Web sight with enough energy for you to Dyne out on…
And, the rest will be history…
Same shift, different dray…
You may already be a winner, but don’t count on it…
I hate to break it to you, but John Doyle doesn’t have a brother…
Out with the carbs, in with the barbs…
You are the reason you exist…
Our specialty is beta testing alpha males…
If god had intended for people to walk up and down moving escalators, he would have created stairs…
Something to do while waiting for your inner voice to say something interesting…
According to serious card players, it’s all in the wist action…
Weaving the cat’s cradle of string theory…
Can people who are indifferent to help going to the bathroom be considered Exlaxadaisical?
On a lighter note, you’re going to die, too…
The ferry disc cuts both ways…
At Dominion, we’re fresh obsessed, so watch where you put your hands, buster!
Please! There’s only so much reality to go around…
Only the truly paranoid would have a problem with being a part of the grand scheme of things…
Another World Is Possib…ly A Soap Opera…
The sleep of reason produces masters…
I’m a practicing heterosexual – some day I hope to get it right…
Because nobody looks good in a mug shot…
Stupidity is the new intelligence…
So? You’ll never win a Governor-General’s award either…
Kitsch, my ass!
Who are we to question? Well, we’re…us…
As Valerie Solanos found, you can S.C.U.M. but you can’t hide…
Not the most important political satirist of this or any other generation…
Yes, there probably is a word for it – there’s a word for everything…
Duty is in the eye of the beholder…
Teach your children? Well…
Les Pages aux Folles is like Alexander Keith’s Pale Ale – those who like it…
To have vision, you must first be able to see…
You’re never too old to give up…
You don’t like Canada’s banks? Come on! Where’s your CIBC pride?
I don’t love Raymond, and I don’t care who knows it…
Digital cameras make filmmaking easy. And, why not? Everybody deserves a kick at the Cannes…
Now fully Atkins compliant!
This Web site is best viewed on a computer screen…
What do you mean, I’m not a good enough writer? I’ve got a pony tail!
I wanted to be a prophet, but I couldn’t see any future in it…
Where you can be facetious without losing face…
Conjunctivitis is not a part of the language you can learn about watching Sesame Street…
Slow mo pomo anthropomo…
When I said it was extensible, I wasn’t referring to that!
Warning: prolonged exposure to Les Pages aux Folles may cause: chills, palpitations, addiction to Teen Beat, hypertension, vomiting, thirst, shiftiness in business dealings, decreased mental acuity, verbal outbursts, aversion to Peter Mansbridge’s pate, bone pain, alterations in heart beat, swelling of the throat, swelling of the extremities, swelling of the ego, smell perversions, taste perversions, perversions involving meat and/or meat byproducts, anxiety, depression, disorientation, paper cuts, excessive crying, dry eyes, eye pain, eyesore, eieio syndrome, dizziness, pain in or pressure on the chest, excessive blinking, excessive burping and excessive use of: colons; semicolons and “other” common punctuation marks. Should any of these side effects persist, read some more…
Hope Lang springs eternal…
Surfing well is the best revenge…
Don’t panic! Things can still get worse…
If you haven’t individuated by now, no amount of satire will be able to help you to…
Things will go much easier on you if you coopterate…
You have the right to remain silent, and, frankly, we wish you would exercise it with all due diligence…
What is in a name? Billions of dollars in revenue and countless lawsuits if you’re not careful…
Ingrained independence indefatigably issued in intellectual idioms…
Thongs for the memories…
One place you can enjoy misconstrudel…
I know I am, but what are you?
Arabian parrots: cheep chic for cheap sheiks…
Two years on the Web and no indictments for insider trading!
Not to worry: the third vertebra is always the hardest…
Indentured dentures create no dense dents…
Not guilty by reason of fabulousness…
Powered by I don’t tel…
Always Grimm in Grimsby…
We’re putting on a clinic – we’re just not sure of what…