Antominiam?
Jerry-Terry-Larry-Bo-Bib-Barry?
Fester?
Umm…Maybe Not…
“Ready for this year’s most popular baby names?”
– Toronto Star
I Have A Theory About That…But Now I’m Afraid To Share It…
“Can conspiracy theories keep Trump in power?”
– Toronto Star
Yes… But It’s The Election Of 1812
“Is Facebook really ready for election?”
– Toronto Star
Guess We’ll Find Out When The Rolling Blackouts Start…
“How much power does the city really have?”
– Toronto Star
An Aretha Franklin And James Brown Remix
“What Is ‘Soul’ of America?”
– New York Times
American Corporations
“CANNABIS
Who gets high on Mexico’s supply?”
– Toronto Star
The Light
“What is the Trump administration afraid we’ll see?”
– Toronto Star
Not If The Party Nominates Younger Candidates
“We need more protein superclusters
With Liberals back in power, could Canada claim the world stage in plant-based options?”
– Toronto Star
No Fair! For You, That’s Every Day’s Question!
“Today’s question: What’s PM hiding?”
– Toronto Sun
Gives New Meaning To The Phrase: “Shoot Your Mouth Off”
“Is social media fuelling rise in gun violence?”
– Toronto Star
Because Individual Fitness Clubs Is An Oxymoron
“Why is Ontario government targeting group fitness clubs?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely!
Head Ferrets Will Be All The Rage This Season!
“Should I change my hair for winter?”
– Toronto Star
What Makes You Think Luck Had Anything To Do With The First Time?
“Trump can’t get lucky twice. Or can he?”
– Globe and Mail
Thrall, A Suburb Of Mordor
“Where will we live, work and shop after COVID-19?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Give The Question Any Money – It Will Only Spend It On Cheap Metaphors
“America’s oddest couple
Passions in the Conway home have come to represent the societal agonies of the Trump era, begging the question: ‘Who knows the secrets of the human heart?'”
– Toronto Star
Tell Them You Hate It
“How do I get my parents to use social distancing?”
– Toronto Star
Does It Matter?
Either Way, It’s All In Your Mind
“Doc will virtually see you now
Digital solutions future of mental health care?”
– Toronto Sun
In The Fine Print
“Where are the Palestinian voices in mainstream media?”
– Toronto Star
If They Don’t, Protesters Need Better Chants
“Anti-racism protests could influence debate”
– Toronto Star
Some People Might Try To Put Their Legs Over Their Friend’s Head, But Gravity Should Quickly Teach Them Their Folly
“When we can hug again, will we remember how it works?”
– Toronto Star
Invest In Blood Sponges And Wire Coat Hangers
“What happens if Roe v. Wade is overturned?”
– Toronto Star
Take Up Meditation
“How can I maximize all this at-home time with some decluttering?”
– Globe and Mail
Only If It Achieves Consciousness And Solves The Climate Change Crisis
“Could lab-grown meat save the world?”
– Toronto Star
If You Only Drink One, Probably Not
If You Drink 15…
“Can a bottle of bubbly for less than $15 be good?”
– Toronto Star
To Catch Up With The Fridge?
“Why is my eye makeup running?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Sure That An Agricultural Economist Is The Right Person To Ask?
“Am I ready to get back into the dating scene?”
– Toronto Star
Not Yet – The Weather Has Been Unseasonably Warm
“Small biz frozen out of holiday shopping?”
– Toronto Sun
Like A Trick Question
“How does a breakfast in silence sound to you?”
– Toronto Star
The One With Water
“Which hydro plan is best?”
– Toronto Star
They Haven’t Been Written In Indelible DNA
“Will these changes to our lives become permanent?”
– Toronto Sun
First Base!
What?
“Who should we trust on COVID?”
– Toronto Star
It Gets Ordered Off The Menu And Brought To Your Table On A Plate
Otherwise, No Change
“When cruising returns, what happens to the familiar buffet?”
– Toronto Star
Actually, The Recent Election Suggests That They Are Mostly Left
“School came back a while ago. Are the kids all right?”
– Toronto Star
One Missing A Line Item For Roadwork
“What’s a big recovery plan without big holes?”
– Toronto Star
Sure…If The Holiday Is Please! Please! Please! Please! Pretty Please Help The Canadian Book Biz Day
“Will holiday sales help Canadian book biz?”
– Toronto Star
Yes!
No!
Umm…Yes…?
Okay, Yes! Hit Me!
But, If Evelina Isn’t One Of Them, Then No. Big Time No.
“Ready for this year’s most popular baby names?”
– Toronto Star