Probably – That’s The Only Way It Can Find Failures Of Its Very Own
“Will China learn from Russia’s failures?”
– Toronto Star
Did The Canada That Was Sold To Immigrants Ever Exist?
That Place Sounds Awesome!
“The GREAT CANADIAN SNOW JOB
Is Canada selling immigrants on a country that no longer exists?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Sorry, I Was Distracted By The Season Finale Of Canada’s Top Sous Chef – What Was The Question Again?
“Can Canada, G20 allies afford not to listen?”
– Toronto Star
Herniated Jackrabbit Green Meniscus
“As inflation surges, what now?”
– Toronto Star
Have You Ever Read Murder On The Orient Express?
“Will Putin Kill Global Economy?”
– New York Times
$2.37
That’s Enough To Get Me A Room In Barbie’s Boarding House…For About Ten Minutes…
“How much can you safely borrow to buy your first house?”
– Toronto Star
When He’s A Character In A Dickens Novel
“When will Trump face his comeuppance?”
– Toronto Star
Going To Bed Without Their Supper
Oh, Wait, Many Kids Already Pay That Price
Even If They’ve Done Nothing Wrong…
“What price will kids pay?”
– Toronto Star
He’s Indulged In One Too Many Buck A Beers
“How does Ford come up with these follies?”
– Toronto Star
If Pierre Poilievre Has His Way, It Will Never Leave!
“Will bike rally bring chaos back to capital?”
– Toronto Star
The Southern United States, Where It Did Not Survive An Encounter With Florida Man
“Where did Canada’s famed civility go?”
– Toronto Star
Only If Trials Are Structured More Like Dance Competitions
“Is it time to let live TV into our courts?”
– Toronto Star
The French Teacher He Had A Crush On When He Was Fifteen
“What does Musk see in Twitter?”
– Toronto Star
I Think All Taxpayers In The Province Know The Answer To That
“Ford loves to build things, but who’s going to pay to run them?”
– Toronto Star
Yes
“Big Brother Canada’s greatest, or an evil genius?”
– Toronto Star
It’s Certainly Not His “Winning” Personality!
“Is Liberal ‘brand’ really Del Duca’s best asset?”
– Toronto Star
No, But If I Scrimp, I Should Be Able To Afford The Rent On A Room In A Roach Motel
“Do you earn enough to buy a home in Toronto?”
– Toronto Star
Start Fuelling Your Car With Baked Beans
“How can you save on gas?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? The Banks And Brokerage Houses Are Full Of Them!
“Is Toronto becoming a city without kids?”
– Toronto Star
Canadians Are Adorable
But Not That Adorable
“How about ‘Buy North American’?”
– Toronto Star
Maybe, But I’m Still Not
“Is four-day week coming to an office near you?”
– Toronto Star
The Earliest Chicken Pot Pie
“The Earliest Galaxy, Or Something Else?”
– New York Times
Sounds Great!
Let Me Talk To My Broker To See If I Can Afford To Finance It
“LOVE AFTER LOCKDOWN
Can a romantic getaway to Antigua ignite a pandemic-dulled spark?”
– Toronto Star
Maximally
“How much should minimum wage go up?”
– Toronto Star
If You Can’t Read Them Or Smoke Them, It’s Hard To See What Use They’ll Have
“Has the time come for e-scooters?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely!
He’ll Make Sure That Not Even The Hardly In “Hardly Any” Will Be Recycled!
“ONTARIO’S PLASTIC RECYCLING MYTH
We fill our blue boxes with plastic, but hardly any actually gets recycled. Will Doug Ford’s new program change that?”
– Toronto Star
He Can Always Send The Cops To Roust People Out Of Their Homes
Although They’ll Probably Just Move To Other Buildings
“Can Tory fix housing crisis?”
– Toronto Star
Dancing Around The Housing Issue
“Where are all the ballet boys?”
– Toronto Star
Hope Not: That Would Make It A Hysterical Liberal Riding
“A wild South Weston showdown
Can Doug Ford’s nephew topple the NDP incumbent in a historically Liberal riding?”
– Toronto Star
If I Crack This Code, Will I Get A Cookie?
“No. 1 311 in the Beach: Who, me?”
– Toronto Star
Stop Confusing Local Conditions With A Global Phenomenon!
“Are politicians, voters cooling on climate change?”
– Toronto Star
Safe As Houses (Designed By Some Guy Named Howl)
“‘WHEN THE BAD YEARS COME, THEY’RE GOING TO TAKE A BEATING
As more Canadians retire, pressure is mounting on our largest public-sector pensions to take on more risk to beat the market. Billions have been poured into leveraged alternative investments, such as airports and toll roads. But how safe is that?”
– Toronto Star