You’ve Been Saying That For The Last Thirty Years!
“It’s time to talk about private health care”
– Toronto Star
Is This A Trick Question?
“What do value investors believe in?”
– Globe and Mail
Primary Clause, Meet Subordinate Clause – You Have A Lot To Work
Out
“Even generosity shouldn’t overshadow good city planning
While public realm philanthropy is welcome, but it can obscure what council should be doing”
– Toronto Star
The Country’s Participation Ribbon Is In The Mail
“Whatever comes of CETA, Canada has already won”
– Globe and Mail
So My Article Will Be Written in Hieroglyphs
“Words fail to describe deceit”
– Toronto Sun
That Explains The Smell In The Boardroom
“The new TD: Bank’s CEO finally marks his territory”
– Globe and Mail
I Wasn’t Planning On Giving Him One, So We Kind Of Agree, I Guess…
“Gibson: Filmmaker is adamant he doesn’t need a second chance”
– Globe and Mail
As Opposed To The Conservatives, Who Will Stab Them In The Front
“If progressives still support Trudeau, he’ll continue to betray them”
– Toronto Sun
Second City Would Have Rejected It For Not Being Funny Enough
“Morneau’s fiscal update merely a sketch”
– Toronto Star
We Know You’ll Listen Because We Asked Politely
“Dear America: Please don’t vote Trump”
– Globe and Mail
Beautiful Plumage…
“Dividend stocks not dead after U.S. election – they’re just resting”
– Globe and Mail
Show Me One Neo-Nazi Who Supports Her – One!
“Trump not perfect, but better than Clinton”
– Toronto Sun
Just Don’t Say Anything About Crimea, Or The Country Will Cut You!
“APEC SUMMIT
RUSSIA WANTS CO-OPERATION”
– Globe and Mail
Another Statesman Is Lost To Black Hole Of Politics
“Johnston talks peace in Mideast
Governor General urges Israel, Palestinians to work toward creating a two-state solution”
– Toronto Star
Regressives Want You Not To Think About How Tax Cuts Disproportionately Benefit The Wealthy
“Progressives want you to think debt always leads to prosperity”
– Toronto Sun
…Trumped By Stupid Drivers Every Time
“SMART STREETS”
– Globe and Mail
Go Long On Empty Slogans, Short Common Sense
“Make your portfolio great again”
– Globe and Mail
Trump Won By Giving Voters Industrial Strength Bullshit
“Trump courted voters tired of ‘hogwash'”
– Toronto Star
They Prefer Their Elitists To Be Inexperienced And Incompetent As Well As Corrupt
“RoFo a bellwether of U.S. election
Americans – like T.O. in 2010 – just plain tired of corrupt elitists”
– Toronto Sun
And, We All Know How Trustworthy Polls Are…
“Majority say Trump will be bad for Canada”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, Only Three People Actually Pay For It
“Globe readership tops 7 million, survey finds”
– Globe and Mail
Pleasing Her Greatest Supporters – Conservatives
“Wynne to lead party into next election”
– Toronto Star
You Mean, His Friends?
“Why Trump should take on the robber barons”
– Globe and Mail
It Does – It’s Just NSFW
“Should Toronto have its own official bird?”
– Toronto Star
Economics They Learn On The Street Is Incomplete And Dangerous To Their Long-term Health
“Explain to your kids how money works”
– Globe and Mail
Because Nyah Nyah, Poopiehead!
“Trudeau’s carbon price idiotic, given Trump’s election”
– Toronto Sun
I Don’t Have A Problem Living My Entire Life Online – What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
“Cyberattacks could cause border chaos, officials say”
– Toronto Star
“Massive cyberattack hits Chinese firm
Electronics maker says it did all it could to prevent the online disruption”
– Toronto Star
“Tests cancelled due to cyberattack, agency says
Thousands of students unable to write an online literacy test on Thursday”
– Globe and Mail
“Army recruiting site closed after hack”
– Globe and Mail
“Wireless smart devices could tempt hackers
Research published Thursday claims to uncover security flaw in a Philips Hue smart lightbulb”
– Toronto Star
“Second hacker group targets SWIFT users, Symantec says”
– Globe and Mail
“Microsoft eyes cracks in Windows
Vulnerability exploited by group tied to hacking of DNC”
– Toronto Star
“Casino Rama hack sparks proposed class action”
– Toronto Star
“AP, other media sue FBI to get details on iPhone hacking tool”
– Globe and Mail
“Cybersecurity business booming thanks to hacks”
– Toronto Star
“Pippa Middleton’s phone hacked”
– Toronto Star
“Plans for Indian submarines hacked, leaked to media”
– Globe and Mail
“FBI’s new San Francisco head will try to mend fences with Silicon Valley”
– Toronto Star
“Nude hack exposes rocker”
– Toronto Sun
“Millions of Yahoo accounts hacked”
– Toronto Star
“Major Russian banks hit by cyberattacks”
– Globe and Mail
“Russia likely can’t hack polls, but still a threat”
– Toronto Star
“Cyberattackers coming for your data
Hacked Facebook CEO’s mistake was password, researcher says”
– Toronto Star
“Hacking Strategy: Start Small and Work Up to Larger Targets”
– New York Times
“Liberal’s hydro hack a quick political fix”
– Toronto Star
“Wi-Fi hackers are usually hard to detect”
– Toronto Star
“CRA hacker off to California”
– Toronto Sun
“Leslie Jones hack reveals the tricky digital landscape celebrities navigate”
– Toronto Star
“NRC hack nearly brought agency ‘back to the buggy'”
– Globe and Mail
“‘There was no evidence my system was hacked,’ Clinton says”
– Toronto Star
Your Bra Has Always Wanted To Learn Sanskrit
“Changing the language of lingerie”
– Toronto Star
That’s Why I Threw My Apple Pie At That Rauschenberg, But The Gallery
Owner Was More Alarmed Than Surprised
The Police Seemed None Too Happy, Either
“Rosenberg: Art and dessert ‘should be something that surprises you'”
– Globe and Mail
I Would Prefer An Immune System Boosting Shot, But Your Idea Could Be Worth A Sho – Try, I Guess…
“Cut The risk of flu this season with eye-opening facts”
– Globe and Mail
No
Does That Mean I Can Skip The Next Thousand Words?
“OUIJA’S SPOOKY SCIENCE
A favourite among spiritualists, Ouija boards have been around for a century. But do they really let people talk to the dead?”
– Toronto Star
Smart Enough To Be Done Somewhere Else
“Manufacturing hasn’t vanished – it’s just smarter”
– Globe and Mail
And Their Husbands…Shhhh…
“Reusable diapers have come a long way
And colourful variety has made them a hot collectible among new millennial moms”
– Toronto Star
Hold Your Nose, Cut It Off To Spite Your Face – It’s Such A Fine Line…
“America, hold your nose and vote for Trump”
– Toronto Sun