We’re Doomed
“Sun TV News channel gets green light”
– National Post
Of Course, That’s The Royal He Should He
“King Charles? Why bother?
Britons debate whether he should he step aside for William”
– Toronto Star
Gives New Meaning To The Term “Eat Your Heart Out”
“Your flab may be useful after all
Scientists have been using stem cells derived from fat to help repair damaged hearts”
– Globe and Mail
The Onset Also Works
You Can’t Go Wrong With The Commencement
And, The Launch Is Pretty Damn Good
“The beginning’s a great place to start”
– National Post
Still Not Willing To Pay Them What They’re Worth
Considering Expanding Casual Fridays To Other Days Of The Week
“Employers struggle to keep ‘overqualifieds’ engaged, on board
As job market improves, employees get itchy feet”
– Globe and Mail
Must Have Been A Slow News Day
“Vancouver, Charlottetown and Levis, Que., named cultural capitals”
– National Post, November 13, 2010, A10
“Vancouver, Charlottetown and Levis, Que., named cultural capitals”
– National Post, November 13, 2010, A14
Getting Pony For Next Birthday “Aspirational” Gavin Says
(Parents Respond:”Good Luck With That”)
“2014 deadline ‘aspiration,’ Pentagon says”
– Globe and Mail
It Was Called Off Because Couple Couldn’t Agree On Registry
“Dead flight instructor was set to be married”
– Toronto Star
Eww! Put Some Clothes On!
“Naked ambition”
– National Post
And, This Is News How?
“Longer, darker, fuller – but at what cost?
A new prescription medication promises to boost women’s eyelashes, but doctors warn consumers may be taking health risks for the sake of beauty”
– Globe and Mail
Of Course, Tamed Ones Are No Picnic, Either
“Untamed demons will doom relationship”
– Toronto Star
Mistake #3: Listening To The Advice Of Newspaper Columnists
“Here are four mistakes you should avoid for a more profitable 2011”
– Toronto Star
To Celebrate Anniversary Of Last Assault On Taliban (They’re So Sentimental!)
“Canadians rally for assault on Taliban”
– Globe and Mail
Would Chevy Chase Her?
Would William Hurt Her?
Would Rudy Giuliani Her?
I Could Go On…
“Would Donald Trump Palin?”
– Toronto Star
Spend Less Money Than You Make?
“How to have a debt-free December”
– Toronto Star
We’re So Doomed
“U.S. telecom regulator joins battle for net neutrality”
– National Post
It’s Funny?
“Why is my cat not like Garfield?”
– Toronto Star
But, Then You Won’t Want To Live Longer
“Want to live longer? Eat alpha-carotene foods”
– Globe and Mail
If You Keep Your Life Insurance Policy In Your Breast Pocket, For Instance, It Could Stop A Bullet
“Insurance can help protect things that are important life”
– Globe and Mail
Because World Getting Hotter Without It
“Canada takes heat on Kyoto stance”
– Toronto Star
And, We Know How To Use It!
“A glittering merchandizing tool”
– headline over a George Jonas column in The Post critical of the Giller Prize
“Post critic wins prestigious prize record 8th time”
– headline over a Post news item about the Canadian Theatre Critics Association’s Nathan Cohen Award for Excellence in Canadian Theatre Criticism
The War On Rob Ford Begins!
“Province warns Ford on transit
Ontario not eager to waste millions by aborting light-rail plan, transportation minister says”
– Toronto Star
Rewarding Employees Would Only Encourage Them To Be Lazy
“With billions to deploy, cash-rich firms search for ways to reward investors”
– Globe and Mail
The Sharks Have Just Fed – They Won’t Bother You At All!
“FP INVESTING
Plug your nose and jump”
– National Post
But The Swimsuit Competition Is Still Ahead, So Anything Is Possible
“2010 so far ‘tied for hottest year'”
– Reuters
Big Enough To Exert Gravitational Pull On Tides
“Justin Bieber’s bangs make waves”
– Toronto Star
Go, Bal, Go!
“UofT student wins Gobal Graduate Student Entrepreneur of the Year”
– National Post
We Don’t Live There
“It’s not all bad: The silver lining to euro zone woes”
– Globe and Mail
From His Hidden Campaign Headquarters
“Fantino dismissed criticism he ran ‘peek-a-boo’ campaign”
– Toronto Star
They Left The Pool When The Sharks Arrived
“Where are all the risk takers?”
– National Post
Yep, We’re Doomed
Doomed As Doomed Can Be
Doomed, I Tells Ya
Doomed
“As Canada’s economy slows, exports to U.S. becoming more crucial”
– Globe and Mail
Criminal Charges?
Global Thermonuclear War?
WikiLeaks?
“‘Just enjoy the moment’
Relax and enjoy your party. What’s the worst that can happen?”
– Toronto Star