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Headlines Weren’t So Much Fortunate As Blissfully Unaware of the Danger

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NOT USING THE N-WORD IN A HEADLINE; IS IT DEMEANING READERS OR RESPECTING THEM?


“BANNING CLASSIC BOOKS OVER THE N-WORD: IS IT PROTECTING STUDENTS OR DEMEANING THEM?”

National Post


Of Course They Did! That Was The Winter Benjamin, The School Bully, Put Slush Down Their Underpants – Once Your Privates Have Thawed Out, That’s The Sort Of Thing You Can’t Forget!


“Did our city councillors never go tobogganing?”

Toronto Star


If It Is, It Can Calculate The Centrifugal Force Needed To Batter Its Critics


“Is case for Science Centre just spin?”

Toronto Star


If He Stays, There Will Be Trouble.
If He Goes, It Will Be Double.
Should He…Wait, That Sounds Awfully Familiar…


“Will Trudeau stay or call it quits?”

Toronto Star


It Depends Upon Whether You Listen To Richard III Or Gumby


“Is season of giving a prelude to winter of discontent?”

Toronto Star


Winnie The Dear Leader Pooh


“Who is the true authoritarian?”

Toronto Star


A City Can Do A Lot Of Things When Nobody Is Watching…


“Toronto after dark:
Can it bounce back?”

Toronto Star


How Would That Be Right?
He Paid For It With Campaign Contributions Fair And Square!


“Will Trump lose his Walk of Fame star?”

Toronto Star


If It Doesn’t, Landlords Will Get Cops To Finish The Job


“Will tax hike drive people out?”

Toronto Star


The Janitor


“Who should be held accountable?”

Toronto Star


We Would Rather Live Our Second Half-life
People Can Be Selfish Bastards That Way


“Why aren’t we using nuclear fuel waste as energy?”

Toronto Star


Why Would We? What Has The Climate Ever Done For Us?


“Are we willing to do our part for climate?”

Toronto Star


Cash It In For Twenty Sean Hannitys, A Thousand Joseph Ladapos Or A Million Donald Trumps


“What Can You Do With an Einstein?”

New York Times


With Kid Boxing Gloves


“How do I handle combative friend?”

Toronto Star


It Worked For Shane McGowan


“A yuletide cynic seeks a festive fairy tale in NEW YORK CITY
Can the most Christmasy place on Earth banish his bah humbug?”

Toronto Star


Naah
I’m Sure They Will Never Get Tired Of Telling Your Children How Much Better They Were At Parenting Than You Are


“Am I tiring my parents out with child care asks?”

Toronto Star


How Much Arsenic Can We Expect In THAT Mouthful?


“Weighing the options for a foreign grocery competitor
Ottawa is looking for a new company to take on Canada’s Big Five chains, but will anyone bite?”

Toronto Star


A Sylvester Stallone Character?


“Who is Kenneth Law?”

Toronto Star


Give Him A Little Space
He Just Allowed For The Possibility That Once, A Long Time Ago, He Could Have Made A Mistake – Something Inconsequential, But Definitely In Error
Repentance Is A Process
It Just Takes Longer For Some Than Others


“Can we expect an apology from Poilievre next?”

Toronto Star


Keep The Money For Your Retirement Or Give It To Your Children
…I’m Missing Something, Aren’t I?


“DOWN PAYMENT DILEMMA
You’d like to help your children buy a home but are worried about your own retirement. What are your options?”

Toronto Star


Take A Second Job As A Mob Hitman


“How can Louis save for retirement?”

Toronto Star


We Would Rather Live Our Other Half-life
People Can Be Selfish Bastards That Way


“Why aren’t we using nuclear fuel waste as energy?”

Toronto Star


Not Your New Pet, But They May See It As A Blessing…


“If taxes go up, will things get fixed?”

Toronto Star


That’s The Life Of Indie Producers, Isn’t It? They Don’t Have The Budgets Of The Major Celestial Body Production Companies!


“Black Holes, Without A Star?”

New York Times


I’m Genetically Programmed To Say Yes, Aren’t I?


“Is free will just an illusion?”

Toronto Star


Fall Guys?


“New-car prices are expected to fall, but who will be buying?”

Toronto Star


No, Who’s On First


“Who’s responsible when pre-construction buyers lose deposits?”

Toronto Star


First Base!


“Who will rescue our military?”

Toronto Star


Are You Even Trying To Work With Me, Here?


“Who is advocating for seniors and others who require home care?”

Toronto Star