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Headlines Were Confused (Who Wouldn’t Be?)

I Want To Say By Listening To The Health Experts, But In The Current Political Climate That Might Come Off As Cynical…


“Two premiers did OK by pandemic. How?”

Toronto Star


You Know The Old Saying: Oil’s Well That Ends In A Well


“The worst of friends
Russia has a few unsavoury allies in its war. But what’s in it for them?”

Toronto Star


Ask Your Children


“Was I a mother AT ALL?”

Toronto Star


No – It’s Still Looking For America’s Innocence


“Did FBI recover everything in its raid of Mar-a-Lago?”

Toronto Star


We Have Met The Enemy, And It Is Us
So…Everybody?


“Who Collaborated With the Enemy?”

New York Times


They Won’t Be Able To Zagg?


“What if Zygg customers buy their own bikes?”

Toronto Star


Block And Tackle Certainly Won’t


“Can blockchain save vehicles’ resale values?”

Toronto Star


It Depends Upon How I Got IT


“What will $1 million get you?”

Toronto Star


It Depends Upon Whether Yours Has Been Eating Properly And Getting Enough Exercise


“Can surge last until mine is up and running?”

Toronto Star


I Guess They Just Can’t Afford Netflix Any More


“Ontario schools cancel the Crown. How?”

Toronto Star


Ask The Tailor


“Will new measures increase inflation?”

Toronto Star


Ask The Porter


“Will anything fix my under-eye bags?”

Toronto Star


Ask The Crossing Guard


“Signs economy slowing?”

Toronto Sun


Return To Sender


“How will municipal candidates address poverty?”

Toronto Star


Brian May Would Look Great On A Five Dollar Bill


“Queen and currency – what’s next?”

Toronto Sun


Unrequited Love?
Lost Youth?
Not Getting That Last Slice Of Chocolate Cake Before Our Roommate Did?


“What exactly are we mourning?”

Toronto Star


With Cold Water


“How should wife respond to old flame?”

Toronto Star


Wearing Him On A Bracelet Would Be Fashion Forewarned…


“IS THIRD CHARLES A CHARM?”

Toronto Star


Only Their Colonial Masters Know For Sure


“Quiet opposition or royal complicity?”

Toronto Star


Navigating The Next Us Between Possible Futures


“What’s next for all those portraits of the Queen?”

Toronto Star

“Could an economic downturn lead to the next housing crash?”


Globe and Mail

“Is Kenney the next to go?”


Toronto Star

“Reaper his next foe?”


Toronto Sun

“King Charles now reigns, but what comes next?”


Toronto Star

“One family’s puzzle: Figuring out next steps
Francine, 90, will need assisted living. What can she afford? What should she do with her house? How can she maximize her legacy?”


Globe and Mail

“The new Billie Eilish or the next Nirvana?”


Toronto Star

“Why did our children stop walking to school?
The journey creates healthy, curious kids – and helps to fight the climate crisis facing the next generation. So why aren’t parents walking the walk, and sending their kids to school the old-fashioned way?”


Globe and Mail

“They’re the future of a growing city
We asked five people why they left Toronto and five others why they were drawn to the city. As the city grows at a rapid speed over the next 10 years, hitting a population of 8 million, will we have enough skilled workers to keep up?”


Toronto Star


It Was A Mercy Killing


“DID COVID KILL THE COMMUTE?”

Toronto Sun


Experts Suggest Not Following Barbados’ Footsteps In Abolishing Monarchy Would Be A “Massive Con Job”


“Can Canada sever its ties to Crown?”

Toronto Star


Unless It’s Of A Major Party Donor, Not Much…


“How will death affect Canadian government?”

Toronto Star


She Won’t Need To Stay On Top Of News Where She’s Going


“With the death of Queen, what happens to currency?”

Toronto Star


Shakespeare’s Got Nothing On Them!


“Worry in Brazil: A Coup, or Not?”

New York Times


Sure – Just Ask Burgess Meredith


“Without crowds, is Toronto still a city worth living in?”

Toronto Star


Rude Headline Contains TMI


“Could Carney’s next stop be the IMF?”

Toronto Star


Stop Being One?


“What can you do about selfish, unsafe drivers?”

Toronto Star


Has The Mouse That Squeaked Run Down The Clock Already?


“Is it time for Canada to ban TikTok?”

Toronto Star


Political Entropy


“Why is so much of the city falling apart?”

Toronto Star


Once Putin Uses His Nukes, A Bang Followed By A Whimper
You Gotta Love It When You Can Find A Compromise!


“War to end in whimper or a bang?”

Toronto Sun


Sure…As Soon As He Switches To The Liberals


“Singh has matured into his role as NDP leader – but will it be enough?”

Toronto Star


It Depends Upon How Potent The Drug You’re Selling Is


“Could it really be a buyer’s market?”

Toronto Star


I Would Have Preferred Substinces, But She Wasn’t Interested In The Position


“Is Stiles the leader Ontario NDP needs?”

Toronto Star


It Is For People Who Would Like To Oppress Muslims


“Is hijab a symbol of oppression?”

Toronto Star


I Would Be Happy With A Grilled Cheese Sandwich…


“What would replace the monarchy?”

Toronto Star


People Have Stopped Dying?


Looking for the exit
The beginning of the pandemic was clear. But how will we know when it’s over?”

Toronto Star


I Want You Dead?


Murder a ‘message’
What was motive behind grisly dismemberment?”

Toronto Sun


I Choose The One Who Flatters My Ignorance Most –
So, No Change There


“How do you vote without knowing candidates’ views?”

Toronto Star


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