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Headlines Were Confused (Who Wouldn’t Be?)

I Want To Say By Listening To The Health Experts, But In The Current Political Climate That Might Come Off As Cynical…


“Two premiers did OK by pandemic. How?”

– Toronto Star


You Know The Old Saying: Oil’s Well That Ends In A Well


“The worst of friends
Russia has a few unsavoury allies in its war. But what’s in it for them?”

– Toronto Star


Ask Your Children


“Was I a mother AT ALL?”

– Toronto Star


No – It’s Still Looking For America’s Innocence


“Did FBI recover everything in its raid of Mar-a-Lago?”

– Toronto Star


We Have Met The Enemy, And It Is Us
So…Everybody?


“Who Collaborated With the Enemy?”

– New York Times


They Won’t Be Able To Zagg?


“What if Zygg customers buy their own bikes?”

– Toronto Star


Block And Tackle Certainly Won’t


“Can blockchain save vehicles’ resale values?”

– Toronto Star


It Depends Upon How I Got IT


“What will $1 million get you?”

– Toronto Star


It Depends Upon Whether Yours Has Been Eating Properly And Getting Enough Exercise


“Can surge last until mine is up and running?”

– Toronto Star


I Guess They Just Can’t Afford Netflix Any More


“Ontario schools cancel the Crown. How?”

– Toronto Star


Ask The Tailor


“Will new measures increase inflation?”

– Toronto Star


Ask The Porter


“Will anything fix my under-eye bags?”

– Toronto Star


Ask The Crossing Guard


“Signs economy slowing?”

– Toronto Sun


Return To Sender


“How will municipal candidates address poverty?”

– Toronto Star


Brian May Would Look Great On A Five Dollar Bill


“Queen and currency – what’s next?”

– Toronto Sun


Unrequited Love?
Lost Youth?
Not Getting That Last Slice Of Chocolate Cake Before Our Roommate Did?


“What exactly are we mourning?”

– Toronto Star


With Cold Water


“How should wife respond to old flame?”

– Toronto Star


Wearing Him On A Bracelet Would Be Fashion Forewarned…


“IS THIRD CHARLES A CHARM?”

– Toronto Star


Only Their Colonial Masters Know For Sure


“Quiet opposition or royal complicity?”

– Toronto Star


Navigating The Next Us Between Possible Futures


“What’s next for all those portraits of the Queen?”

– Toronto Star

“Could an economic downturn lead to the next housing crash?”


– Globe and Mail

“Is Kenney the next to go?”


– Toronto Star

“Reaper his next foe?”


– Toronto Sun

“King Charles now reigns, but what comes next?”


– Toronto Star

“One family’s puzzle: Figuring out next steps
Francine, 90, will need assisted living. What can she afford? What should she do with her house? How can she maximize her legacy?”


– Globe and Mail

“The new Billie Eilish or the next Nirvana?”


– Toronto Star

“Why did our children stop walking to school?
The journey creates healthy, curious kids – and helps to fight the climate crisis facing the next generation. So why aren’t parents walking the walk, and sending their kids to school the old-fashioned way?”


– Globe and Mail

“They’re the future of a growing city
We asked five people why they left Toronto and five others why they were drawn to the city. As the city grows at a rapid speed over the next 10 years, hitting a population of 8 million, will we have enough skilled workers to keep up?”


– Toronto Star


It Was A Mercy Killing


“DID COVID KILL THE COMMUTE?”

– Toronto Sun


Experts Suggest Not Following Barbados’ Footsteps In Abolishing Monarchy Would Be A “Massive Con Job”


“Can Canada sever its ties to Crown?”

– Toronto Star


Unless It’s Of A Major Party Donor, Not Much…


“How will death affect Canadian government?”

– Toronto Star


She Won’t Need To Stay On Top Of News Where She’s Going


“With the death of Queen, what happens to currency?”

– Toronto Star


Shakespeare’s Got Nothing On Them!


“Worry in Brazil: A Coup, or Not?”

– New York Times


Sure – Just Ask Burgess Meredith


“Without crowds, is Toronto still a city worth living in?”

– Toronto Star


Rude Headline Contains TMI


“Could Carney’s next stop be the IMF?”

– Toronto Star


Stop Being One?


“What can you do about selfish, unsafe drivers?”

– Toronto Star


Has The Mouse That Squeaked Run Down The Clock Already?


“Is it time for Canada to ban TikTok?”

– Toronto Star


Political Entropy


“Why is so much of the city falling apart?”

– Toronto Star


Once Putin Uses His Nukes, A Bang Followed By A Whimper
You Gotta Love It When You Can Find A Compromise!


“War to end in whimper or a bang?”

– Toronto Sun


Sure…As Soon As He Switches To The Liberals


“Singh has matured into his role as NDP leader – but will it be enough?”

– Toronto Star


It Depends Upon How Potent The Drug You’re Selling Is


“Could it really be a buyer’s market?”

– Toronto Star


I Would Have Preferred Substinces, But She Wasn’t Interested In The Position


“Is Stiles the leader Ontario NDP needs?”

– Toronto Star


It Is For People Who Would Like To Oppress Muslims


“Is hijab a symbol of oppression?”

– Toronto Star


I Would Be Happy With A Grilled Cheese Sandwich…


“What would replace the monarchy?”

– Toronto Star


People Have Stopped Dying?


“Looking for the exit
The beginning of the pandemic was clear. But how will we know when it’s over?”

– Toronto Star


I Want You Dead?


“Murder a ‘message’
What was motive behind grisly dismemberment?”

– Toronto Sun


I Choose The One Who Flatters My Ignorance Most –
So, No Change There


“How do you vote without knowing candidates’ views?”

– Toronto Star


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