1. Turn Off Your Computer
2. Go Outside And Enjoy The Day
“Steps you can take to avoid the dark side of social media”
– Toronto Star
Lord Knows, Income Won’t
“Passion should motivate work for creators”
– Toronto Star
Nonsense Is The New Chimney Zebra In Newspaper
“Niche is the new mainstream on YouTube”
– Toronto Star
Software Comes Sarah Connor Approved
“New Toronto company can alert firms to unintended consequences in their AI
Platform analyzes systems to detect faults before troubles arise”
– Toronto Star
Doesn’t Being Sensible Defeat The Purpose Of Drinking?
“Booze OK – if you’re sensible”
– Toronto Sun
Besides: A Tiny Tent Party Deserves A Small Leader
“Should Erin O’Toole remain party leader?”
YES
Faced an uphill battle and he will get better”
– Toronto Star
The People’s Party Of Canada Is Drinking Our Milkshake
And He Did Nothing To Stop It!
“Should Erin O’Toole remain party leader?”
NO
He ran as a liberal and divided the party”
– Toronto Star
And Businesses Will Be Able To Boast That They Aren’t Exploiting Canadian Workers
If Ever There Was A Win-win Situation…
“Employers push for more foreign workers
Low-wage businesses seeking help to fill job vacancies as federal subsidy set to expire”
– Toronto Star
Another Example Of Why George Lucas Should Not Write Headlines
“Rise of the anti-vaccine chiropractors”
– Toronto Star
To Be Fair, It Was The First Frontier
“Our society has made space for hate”
– Toronto Star
Just Like Curtailing Alcohol Consumption Harms Our Liver
And Curtailing Hate Speech Online Harms Public Discourse
And Curtailing – I Could Go On, But I’d Like To Curtail My Outrage…
“Curtailing our energy production harms environment”
– Toronto Star
Whose Bottom Was That Gem Pulled Out Of?
“Corporate race to the bottom is finally ending”
– Toronto Star
Not To Corporations, Apparently…
“We are more than our anatomical parts”
– Toronto Star
You Mean, Beyond Hockey And US Envy?
“Canada desperately needs national priorities”
– Toronto Star
Nothing To Worry About
He’s Just Keeping His Options Open In Case It Doesn’t Work Out With Y – Ohhhhhhhhh
“New boyfriend is stringing along another woman”
– Toronto Star
On The Plus Side, That’s About How Long He’ll Be Getting Free Beers From His Buddies
“Israeli officer punished for using force on protesters
Army says he won’t be promoted for three years”
– Toronto Star
And, We’re Just The Newspaper To Get To The Bottom Of The Issue
“Despite Big Risk, ‘Butt Lifts’ Surge”
– New York Times
1. You Suck At It
2. Die
“‘Squid Game’ offers lessons on managing money”
– Toronto Star
It Would Rather Keep Them Behind The Curtain (Because That Worked So Well For The Wizard)
“Ontario needs to reveal the science behind its decisions”
– Toronto Star
Oooh, Bossy!
“Trudeau must be questioning election call”
– Toronto Star
“After vote, anger must be tamed”
– Toronto Star
“Fighting racism must include antisemitism strategy”
– Toronto Star
“Ottawa must focus on the issues that matter”
– Toronto Star
“Leaders must mandate vaccines for all eligible”
– Toronto Star
He Doesn’t Need Your Products – The Premier Is Drunk On Power
“‘Hey, what about us?’ corner stores ask Ford
As government touts craft beers at farmers’ markets, promise to convenience stores sill in limbo”
– Toronto Star
In The same Way That Drinking A Glass Of Water Can Be Superior To Taking A Shower
“Listening to a Book Can Be Superior to Reading It”
– New York Times
They’ll Throw The Book At Him
He Could Get A Suspension Of As Many As Five Days
I Didn’t Say It Was A Thick Book
But It’s The Only One The Union President Has Ever Read
“Cop says he stole drugs in evidence room about 20 times
OPP reviewing impact of homicide detective’s conduct on ongoing prosecutions”
– Toronto Star
Shpotify – It Has A Ring To It (Yours For Only $19.95!)
“Shopify teams up with Spotify to help artists sell merch”
– Toronto Star
If Only The Crisis Hadn’t Been Continuous!
“Internal government analysis shows reliance on CERB
Assessment reveals about 75% of recipients were continuous beneficiaries”
– Toronto Star
It Made Him Decide To Become A Carpenter?
“Cabinet will show if election changed PM”
– Toronto Star
If I Argue That Privatization Of The Justice System Has Gone Too Far, Will I Have To Hire A Lawyer?
“Walmart gains from spot on Goldman Sachs conviction list”
– Toronto Star
This Is News? I’ve Had Contempt For Him For Years!
“Bannon found in contempt by panel”
– Toronto Star
1. Find A Mule To Smuggle You Across The Border In Crates Labelled “Powdered Yak Milk”
2. Hope For The Best
“How to cross into the U.S. with your unvaccinated kids”
– Toronto Star