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Headlines Request The Honour Of Your Presence
If You’re Seated In The First Three Rows, Be Sure to Wear a Plastic Poncho To Keep The Blood Off Your Clothes

“I’m Not!”
“Okay, He May Have Been, But I’m Not!”
“Well, Sure, They Obviously Were, But I’m Not!”
“Okay, I Cannot Argue That My Predecessors Weren’t, But I…Oh, Shit!”


“Employees often seen as ‘endlessly replaceable parts'”

Toronto Star


Let’s Try To Keep The Knife Out Of Our Own Thigh This Time


“Biden snub a chance to carve our own path”

Toronto Star


He Insists On Leading Even Though He Hates Dancing


“Ford not an ideal partner for net zero strategy”

Toronto Star


We’ll Finally Do Something Consequential Any Day Now…
Any Day Now…
Any Day…
Any…Umm…


“Fifty years of trying to act on environment”

Toronto Star


Canada Basks In Lukewarm Glow Of Three Seconds Of Attention


“U.S. cheers Huawei ban”

Toronto Star


What About The Fear Of Short-term Death?


“The Fear of Long Covid Shouldn’t Rule Your Life”

New York Times


You Know What They Say: Man Planes, Gord Stops Reading The Newspaper


“77% of Canadians planing road trip”

Toronto Star


Do You Ever Get The Feeling We’re Living Through An Amageddocalypse?


“Low inventory, rising costs spur fear of ‘carpocalypse'”

Toronto Star


Are You Sure About That?


“There’s no such thing as a pointless vote”

Toronto Star


Cause It Sure Don’t Look That Way To Me…


“PCs poised for second majority, polls show”

Toronto Star


Russia Should Know – It IS The Fire


Russia says U.S. ‘pouring fuel on the fire’
Americans, Germans to supply advanced weapons, including anti-aircraft missiles, to Ukraine”

Toronto Star


If It Wasn’t For Disinformation, I Would Have No Information At All…


“Challenging China on YouTube
Two men in Canada push back against Communist disinformation – about Ukraine and more – online in Mandarin”

Toronto Star


Actually Helping Is Good, Too


“Offering to help can unlock empathy”

Toronto Star


Unite The Right, Bereft The Left


“Horwath, Del Duca scramble for votes on left
Parties targeting progressive support in bid to catch Ford”

Toronto Star


Google Okay With That


“Ottawa ‘disappointed’ in Google”

Toronto Star


Putin Demands To Know Who Leaked The Battle Plan


“Russia tightens grip on Donbas
Luhansk governor accuses Kremlin of intentionally trying to destroy city”

Toronto Star


The Manson Family?


“Vladimir Putin, Family Man”

New York Times


Looks Like, Once Again, Ordinary Citizens Are Ahead Of Economists


“To secure Toronto’s economic future, it’s time to ‘hit go'”

Toronto Star

“Affordability, flex work prompting Ontarians to move to Quebec”


Toronto Star


You Don’t Think 55 Years Is Enough?


“Leafs critics are in need of some perspective”

Toronto Star


Well, They Would, Wouldn’t They?


“Major opposition parties support electoral reform”

Toronto Star


Must Everything Be A Competition With You?
This Is Why We Need To Leave The Commonwealth!


“Canadians report worsening finances”

Toronto Star

“Demand surges for Britain’s food banks
Skyrocketing energy, food bills push millions into hardship”


Toronto Star


It Depends On The Skill Of The Realtor/Barista


“Profit and affordable housing don’t mix”

Toronto Star


To Appeal To Dumber Voters?
I’m Not Sure How Well That Will Work


“We need smarter ideas this election”

Toronto Star


From Peleton To Parliament, Remember!


“Ford recall hits thousands of SUVs
Fire risk in engines of 2021 Expedition, Lincoln Navigator”

Toronto Star

“Recall issued for TUMs due to metal fragments
Consumer complained after finding wire piece embedded in tablet”


Toronto Star

“GM extends recall to cover all Chevy Bolts”


Toronto Star

“Tesla recalls nearly 54,000 cars due to ‘rolling stop’ feature”


Toronto Star

“Singh tells PM to recall Parliament
NDP leader ‘ready to work’ with Liberals on legislation, avoid an election”


Toronto Star

“Dehumidifiers recalled over fire hazard”


Toronto Star

“Peleton recalling treadmills”


Toronto Star

“TTC recalls its last furloughed employees
97 bus drivers among those who will return to work next month”


Toronto Star


That’s An Odd Name For A Horse


“Kenney rode hubris off into Alberta sunset”

Toronto Star


1980s Flashbacks Are Toxic


“Canada shouldn’t join U. S. Missile defence program”

Toronto Star


The First Step To Finding A Solution Is Admitting You Have A Drinking Problem


“N. America faces high blackout risk”

Toronto Star


Yes, It Looks Like COVID Has Finally Begun To Subsi –
Umm, It’s Only Been Two And A Half Years, Hasn’t It? Because It Sure Feels Like More!


The decade is over, or is it?
If we’ve learned anything from the past decade, Anne T. Donahue writes, it’s that with style, eras never really end and that’s a good thing”

– Globe and Mail


It Gets Easier With Practice


“Think before you vote”

Toronto Star


Unfortunately, Political Won’t Is More Common


“Political will can clear path for bike lanes”

Toronto Star


Truth!
Elon Musk Had To Sell One Of His Rockets!


“Inflation forces everyone to be more frugal”

Toronto Star


If You Have No Stuff, Have Already Cut Spending On Necessities And are Working Three Jobs, You Probably Don’t Read This Newspaper, So Feel Free To Ignore This Advice


“Sell your stuff, cut spending and take on extra work”

Toronto Star


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