The Purina Seafood Medley Is Especially Tempting
“More are turning to Dollarama for food”
– Toronto Star
Putin Declares: “Russia Will Fight To The Last Afghan Mercenary!”
“Zelenskyy returns amid relentless Russian strikes
Moscow warns war will end only when military goals are met”
– Toronto Star
How Can You Say That? Are You One Of Those Christmas Haters I’m Always Hearing About?
I Hope You Enjoy The Coal You Get In Your Stocking!
“Not a wonderful time of year for all”
– Toronto Star
Oh. Well…Yeah, There’s That
“Holiday time tends to highlight loss”
– Toronto Star
What Do You Mean, Sending It Flowers Won’t Help?
“Mending broken relationship with nature”
– Toronto Star
Enthusiastic Tap Dancing, Perhaps, But Not Trampling
Never Trampling
“Ford denies ‘trampling on democracy'”
– Toronto Star
I’m Thinking It Has Something To Do With Not Going Out Of Town For The Holidays, But I May Be Missing Something…
“What it means to be ‘home for Christmas'”
– Toronto Star
Mad, Bad And Dangerous To Know Cow Disease?
Biden Derangement Syndrome?
Sunspots?
Theories Are Easy; Something That Actually Explains His Behaviour, On The Other Hand…
“A Theory to Explain Elon Musk”
– New York Times
Life Isn’t Disappointing Enough
“Most U.S. voters want JFK records released”
– Toronto Star
Humans Need To Accept That Workplaces Don’t Care About Their Health
“Workplaces need to accept that humans get sick”
– Toronto Star
There’s Plenty Of Time To Be Sick The Rest Of The Year
“Avoid getting sick for holidays”
– Toronto Star
A Little Salt In The Fireplace Goes A Long Way
“Selling your home? Season lightly”
– Toronto Star
Only A Few Hundred Thousand Left In The Middle Class
He Should Make Short Work Of Them
“Macklem’s work nearly done”
– Toronto Star
With No Opportunity For Any Of Our Players To Move Up To The Bigs
“With new law, Toronto joins minor leagues of democracy”
– Toronto Star
Asked And Answered
…Unfortunately
“Are we committed to protecting forests?”
– Toronto Star
“Developers destroy wetlands and farmlands”
– Toronto Star
That Christmas Turkey Leg COULD Have Walked Off On Its Own
Although It Would Have Been More Of A Hop, Really…
“Be careful about accusing kin of theft”
– Toronto Star
You Want: The Rolling Stones
You Need: Weird Al
“I didn’t want to, but part of me felt like being bad”
– Toronto Star
“When ‘civilized’ people are clearly in need of civilizing”
– Toronto Star
“Canada wants to host the 2030 Games – whether you like it or not”
– Globe and Mail
“Poilievre needs to cool down his mob”
– Toronto Star
“Staycation tax credit not staying
Tourism industry wanted provincial travel promotion permanent”
– Toronto Star
“To get rid of hateful behaviour, we need solutions, not laws”
– Toronto Star
“Travel industry wants end to testing”
– Toronto Star
“Recycling industry needs proper oversight body”
– Toronto Star
“PM wants us to trust government. Hmmm”
– Toronto Star
“Ford needs to keep promise on Greenbelt”
– Toronto Star
It Wouldn’t Be, Except Developers Ate Doug Ford’s Brain
(It Was More Of A Snack Than A Meal)
“Ontario Place deal shouldn’t be a secret”
– Toronto Star
Over Generations, Our Skin Will Darken, And We’ll Have To Learn To Hate Ourselves
“How Extreme Heat Will Change Our Lives”
– New York Times
Prime Minister Calls For Fewer Tax Cuts
“Premiers call for more health funding”
– Toronto Star
At Their Funerals
“Unvaccinated contract workers recalled”
– Toronto Star
Even If We Have To Save Them From Us?
“We must show leadership in saving species”
– Toronto Star
And Enough Sense Not To Represent Donald Trump
“Courtroom dogs have special skills”
– Toronto Star
You’re Going To Owe Money For That Long Anyway, So You May As Well Make It Official
“Increase amortization from 25 to 30 years”
– Toronto Star
But, Hey, Even If They Don’t, I Have Ways Of Getting What I Want, So It’s All Good
“Rooming house debate to reopen at city hall
Mayor confident council will vote for legalization”
– Toronto Star
Business Professors Sigh In Exasperation – There’s One In Every Freshman Class!
“Business Students Rethink Capitalism”
– New York Times
Unlike All Of The Tabloid Articles About The Couple, Which Were Models Of Fair And Balanced Reporting
“A very one-sided point of view
‘Harry & Meghan’ series makes no attempt at balance”
– Toronto Star
When People Can Afford Food, They Don’t Have To Steal It – Who Knew?
“Grocery shoplifting rises with inflation”
– Toronto Star
We Must Not Answer: By Only Sending Them To Necessary Wars
“We must ask how we can help our soldiers”
– Toronto Star
That’s What Pharma Companies Are Afraid Of
“Preventing illness cheaper than cure”
– Toronto Star
And We’ll Keep Telling Ourselves That Until We Stop Sobbing About The Midterm Election Results
“GOP’s Hunter Biden probe is legit”
– Toronto Sun
Except China – Good Thing It’s Not A Big Market
“‘Avatar’ a hit with moviegoers globally”
– Toronto Star
As Everybody Knows, You Can’t Have Outrage Without An Outage
“Blizzard causes mass outages
Thousands in the dark as winter storm blankets much of southern Ontario”
– Toronto Star