Demonizing Opponents
Racist Attacks On Minorities
Policies That Benefit Plutocrats
Seems To Me Like They’ve Already Done A Good Job Of Defining Their Brand Of Conservatism
“U.K. Tories must define conservatism”
– Toronto Star
And You Wonder Why Voter Turnout Is So Low?
“John Tory best choice to lead Toronto”
– Toronto Star
Trying To Reach The Bottom Of The Basket Of Deplorables, You Soon Realize It Doesn’t Have One
“Trying to Outcrazy the West”
– New York Times
But To Be Safe, He Stacked The Courts With Sympathizers Anyway
“Ukraine could be Trump’s salvation”
– Toronto Star
Wouldn’t They Come In Handy If You Were Surprised In A Dark Alley By A Homicidal Walrus?
“‘We don’t wear heels in the Arctic'”
– Toronto Star
He Wants To Be Tyler Perry?
As If The News Out Of Russia Wasn’t Confusing Enough…!
“Vladimir Putin, A Real-Life Medea”
– New York Times
Republicans Say This Is Opportunity To Develop Floating Agriculture
“It’s so dry in parts of U.S., fertilizer is evaporating”
– Toronto Star
What Did Ukraine Do To Deserve That?
“Trudeau vows strong action”
– Toronto Star
It Would Be Like Cutting Off Your Nose To Spite Your Online Avatar’s Face
“Cracks in the ‘silicon shield’
Is the semiconductor industry tat helps safeguard Taiwan’s freedom now at risk?”
– Toronto Star
I Don’t Intend To Just Become Cranky – I’ll Be A Cranker
“Don’t just get older – become an elder”
– Toronto Star
He Doesn’t Have More Money Than God, But God Is Watching His Investment Portfolio Closely…
“U.K.’s Sunak unrelatable to many South Asians
With a net worth of £730M, he is a few hundred million pounds richer than monarch”
– Toronto Star
That’s Why Everybody Now Calls It “The Celibate State”
“Usually, not having crabs is a good thing
But Alaska shortage nixes season”
– Toronto Sun
The Rest Aren’t Paying Attention
“Many of us are dismayed by the quality of leaders”
– Toronto Star
Yeeeaaaaah, Until They Have Teleporters, I’m Staying Put
“Firms brew up return-to-office incentives
Companies mulling luxurious amenities, like coffee bars and child care, to lure staff back”
– Toronto Star
Women And Girls Refuse To Play Their Games Any More
“The Crisis of Men and Boys”
– New York Times
Many Uncles In Province Breath Sigh Of Relief
“Ontario weighs declaring monkeypox outbreak over”
– Toronto Star
Timmy Declares Annexation Of Mary’s Piece Of Cake
Move Follows Mom Telling Him To Leave His Little Sister Alone
“Putin declares martial law in annexed regions
Move follows series of military setbacks”
– Toronto Star
Old People Die, But High Profit Margins Are Forever
“Objections made to relicensing LTC
Pickering nursing home with high coronavirus death rate wants a 30-year licence extension”
– Toronto Star
It Was Like Looking In The Mirror…
“OPP saw no threat of extremism in convoy protests”
– Toronto Star
Just Ask Former President Hu Jintao How That’s Working Out
“Xi’s Push for Unity Is Recasting Chinese Identity”
– New York Times
You Can’t Eat The Future
“Future promises can’t ease the present pain”
– Toronto Star
I Don’t Know – Man Caves Aren’t That Rare
“Rare shapshot of Neanderthal life”
– Toronto Star
The Line Forms On The Left
Bring A Lunch
“Ford owes Ottawa residents an apology”
– Toronto Star
So, We Should Let Platypuses Make Them Instead Of Human Beings?
“Avoiding Very Bad Decisions For Earth”
– New York Times
Who Says We’re Pretending?
“Canadians can’t pretend to be superior to U.S.”
– Toronto Star
Put The Money Towards Paying Teachers A Living Wage?
What Would Students Learn From That?
“Ontario announces ‘math action teams’
Province offering $200 payouts to parents as testing shows elementary students struggling”
– Toronto Star
Beer Is Expensive To Produce And Hard To Find – No Wonder Russians Become Alcoholics On Vodka
“Inside the Chaos Of Russia’s Draft”
– New York Times
You May Be A Strong Mayor, But I’m A Stronger Premier, Ford Responds
“Ford’s bill could cost city millions, Tory says”
– Toronto Star
Is That Like Losing Weight Without Dieting?
Because – Brrrapp! – I’ve Gained 30 Pounds So Far…
“Fight inflation without job losses”
– Toronto Star
And We’ll Do It!
…As Soon As Our Desires Are Taken Care Of
“We have the power to end homelessness”
– Toronto Star
As If Parenting Wasn’t Already Hard Enough, We Have To Become Astronauts To Talk To Our Children‽
“Making space for difficult discussions”
– Toronto Star