The Canadian Government Hasn’t Been Ambitious Since 1957
But Thanks For The Memo – We’ll Keep It For When The Recriminations Start
“Recession risks are rising, IMF says
U.S. treasury secretary calls on Washington and its allies to make ambitious policy solutions”
– Toronto Star
“Rates need to go up, Macklem says
Bank of Canada predicts food inflation will slow soon”
– Toronto Star
Be The Change In The World Your Organization Is Looking For
“HOCKEY
It’s time to make things better
Scandal proves change is needed, not just words”
– Toronto Star
Be The Change In Your Organization The World Is Looking For
“Interim board chair resigns after two months
Skinner says recent events made clear she shouldn’t stay”
– Toronto Star
I Thought That Was The Job Of The Police
Has Law And Order Been Lying To Me All These Years?
“Judge ends his chase in Texas”
– Toronto Star
But Will The Former National Security Adviser Be Tried For It?
Do Camels Want The United Nations To Be Dissolved?
“3 wanted in Bolton drug heist”
– Toronto Sun
Whether Parents Like It Or Not, Either?
“Teachers are role models whether they like it or not”
– Toronto Star
Despite Criminal Conviction For Tax Fraud?
Trump Is Taking Notes
“Berlusconi may play pivotal role”
– Toronto Star
Should Existentialists Live In A Constant State Of Distraction, Then?
“Pay attention to things that matter”
– Toronto Star
Unkindly Theist Says He’s Going To Burn In Hell Anyway
“Kindly atheist just wants to say no”
– Toronto Sun
United States Should Get Right On It, They Add
“Developing countries need cash, Germany, Canada say”
– Toronto Star
I Think You’re Mistaking Self-important Pomposity For Gravitas
“Leading is serious business
Mulroney’s speech a reminder how superficial Trudeau is”
– Toronto Star
We Have A Dam Important Job For You
“Help Wanted: A Few Good Beavers”
– New York Times
You’d Be Surprised At The Fortitude He Can Muster When Campaign Contributions Are On The Line
“Premier Ford can’t shrug off climate change”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, The Provincial Government Has Set Its Phasers On Disintegrate
“Transit integration key to GTA growth”
– Toronto Star
Selling Out To American Corporations Is A National Business Tradition
“Apotex described as ‘proudly Canadian'”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, The Ones Who Are Most Likely To Feel The Pain Aren’t The Ones Getting Their Wishes
“Painless recession? That’s wishful thinking”
– Toronto Star
Wants To Return To The 1700s, But Doesn’t Have A Time Machine, So This Seems Like The Best Option
“PQ leader aims to revive sovereignty debate”
– Toronto Star
Unlike The People Who Would Have Died Of COVID If They Had Been Allowed To Stay On The Job
They Deserve No Compassion Because Getting A Deadly Contagious Disease Would Have Been Their Own Damn Fault For Being In A Burning Building
“Firefighters’ hopes torched
Unvaccinated T.O. smoke eaters deserve compassion”
– Toronto Sun
So You Can Burn Yourself Without Taking Your Jacket Off
“Tim Hortons launching new clothing line”
– Toronto Star
A Slow Slide, On The Other Hand…
“We can’t let Ukraine fall off our radar”
– Toronto Star
Irradiated Ions Are Difficult To Dodge
“In a nuclear faceoff, Canada must be nimble”
– Toronto Star
Like I’ll Miss My Soul?
“You’ll miss democracy when it’s gone”
– Toronto Star
“‘Credulous’ Pet Psychics Wonder How They Can Change Their Adjective
“‘Credible’ pet psychics have confirmed that Diamond Baby is alive”
– Toronto Star
Everything From Working With Developers To Have Developers Work With Him
You Can’t Say He Lacks Vision
“Premier digs in on home builds
Ford says he’ll use ‘all tools’ available to reach 2032 goal”
– Toronto Star
Too Bad Nobody Told Us What To Study
“‘Times like this are a good test'”
– Toronto Star
Although, To Be Fair, It Isn’t Always Diverted To An Airport Three Thousand Miles From Your Destination
“Air travel can come with some baggage”
– Toronto Star
Claims Experience In The Justice System Invaluable
“Thompson sticking to re-election run
City Councillor faces two counts of sexual assault related to alleged incidents this summer”
– Toronto Star
Both Involve Making Promises Nobody Expects You To Keep
“From auto to political dealer
Rookie MPP McGregor sees similarities between selling cars and working for his constituents”
– Toronto Star
Telling It To Go To The Back Of The Line Not An Effective Strategy
“Climate change is reaching for your wallet”
– Toronto Star
They Obey Their Parents And Never Cause Trouble –
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG‽
“City’s troubling decline in children”
– Toronto Star