A Bell Jar The Size Of A City Block
“How to starve angry rallies of oxygen?”
– Toronto Star
Doctor Godot
“What’s Ottawa waiting for?”
– Toronto Star
WARNING: The Chef Is Seven Years Old
“Chili crisp and spaghetti?
Chai spice in an apple pie?”
– Toronto Star
The Changes It’s Going Through Are Perfectly Natural – The Process Is Known As Puberty
While It May Be Difficult, Money Will Not Only Survive, But, In Time, Be Better
“What Is Happening to Money?”
– New York Times
Money Had A Hissy Fit
“Why are sports games being played before large crowds?”
– Toronto Star
You Know What They Say: If You Have To Ask, You Can’t Afford To Live Anywhere South Of Thunder Bay
“What income do I need to afford a home in Toronto?”
– Toronto Star
She Thinks She Can, But Nobody Believes Her
“Can Cassandra fund a career swap?”
– Toronto Star
These Lanes Were Made For Walking
And That’s Just What They’ll Do
One Of These Days, These Lanes Are Gonna Walk All Over – Eww!
“Are these lanes for bikes or just storing pylons?”
– Toronto Star
The One That Convinces The Moment To Meet Him Halfway
“Which leader will meet the moment?”
– Toronto Star
It Depends: How Badly Did The Premier Damage The Mirror He Was Looking At His Political Future In?
“Seven years of gridlock ahead?”
– Toronto Star
If It’s Half As Good As The New Coke…Panic! Panic Long and Hard!
“A New Nuclear Arms Race?”
– New York Times
I Don’t Care, As Long As I Can Finally Go
(You Have No Idea How Long I Have Been Searching For A Bathroom!)
“Should you go big, or go small?”
– Toronto Star
Maybe; Unfortunately, Freeland Is Having None Of It
“Is ‘free land’ the answer to housing crisis?”
– Toronto Star
Oh, Wow – I’m Having A Flashback To Six Months Ago…
And A Year Ago…
And 18 Months Ago…
“Is it time to make vaccines law?”
– Toronto Star
The Refs Have Been Paid To Look The Other Way
“Women play shinny, too. Why are we getting tripped up?”
– Toronto Star
Attention Headline Writer, The Economy Needs Me To Need That
“Attention shoppers, do you need that?”
– Toronto Star
Start With No Income…
“How can I minimize the taxes I have to pay?”
– Toronto Star
Is This A “One Hand Clapping” Kind Of Headline?
“Are virtual doctors here to stay?”
– Toronto Star
Whatever You Do, Don’t Ask Groucho!
“Why was Bloor Viaduct sidewalk left coated by ice snow for days?”
– Toronto Star
The Country Was Never Very Good At Responding When The Singer Called
“Lula Stages a Comeback. Will Brazil Join In?”
– New York Times
If It Is, I Blame Liberals
“Is this the end of era of finger-pointing?”
– Toronto Star
Twenty More Days Of Christmas
“What does ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ mean to you?”
– Toronto Star
Their Employer Must Really Suck If They’re Even Contemplating Such A Thing!
“Can Lightning strike a third time?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Too Young To Die Of A Pastry Overdose!
“Ready for the best savoury tart of your life?”
– Toronto Star
Only If We Develop An Equally Effective Anti-stupidity Drug
(I May Never Leave My House Again)
“Omicron Is Here. Will We Use Our New Covid Drugs Wisely?”
– New York Times
Using A Tennis Match To Resolve A Political Conflict?
How Original Star Trek Of Them!
“Should Ottawa fight Quebec in top court?”
– Toronto Star
They Figure They Need A Career First?
“Why aren’t Canadians using career services?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Not Sure How Putting Your Ear In A Frame And Hanging It On A Wall Will Help, But I’ve Never Been What You Could Call Fashion Forward…
“Can I try the ‘curated’ ear look on my sagging earlobes?”
– Toronto Star
If The People’s Party Of Canada Gets Its Way
“Will Canada ban foreign travellers?
– Toronto Star
You Can’t Tell The Difference Either?
You’d Think The Box Would Make It Obvious…
“Cabbage Patch doll or rapid test for Christmas?”
– Toronto Star
You Know What They Say: If You Can Kill Them There, You Can Kill Them Anywhere
“New York City Is Expecting Omicron any Day Now. How Ready Is It?”
– New York Times