Yes!
And Uniforms!!
And Corporal Punishment!!!
The Little Bastards Might As Well Get Used To The Penal Treatment They’ll Get When They Become Adults!!!!
“Should police return to school hallways?”
– Toronto Star
There Are A Lot Of Tools In Parliament – Surely, Some Of Them Must Be Right
“Does Ottawa have the right tools?”
– Toronto Star
To Save YOUR Life?
You Better Believe It!
“Is wearing a mask too big a burden to accept?”
– Toronto Star
A Threat To White Power
“What Is Indigenous Power?”
– New York Times
And Put Itself At Odds With The Rest Of The Government?
“Can’t the TTC be more generous to our veterans?”
– Toronto Star
Life Is For Learning…
“INSIDE THE RISE OF TUTORING
Ontario invests millions to help students catch up, but at what cost to the system?”
– Toronto Star
When Pigs Fly At Full Mast
“When will Premier negotiate in good faith with nurses?”
– Toronto Star
Whatever You Want Them To Be, Big Boy
“Just what are social media?”
– Toronto Star
He Gets A Charge Out Of Chaos
“Batteries NOT included
A business feud has put Ontario’s battery recycling program in jeopardy. So why won’t Doug Ford’s government give its own regulator the tools it needs to get the problem solved?”
– Toronto Star
Because Swearing Is Inherently Funny
“Why perpetuate our constitutional oath?”
– Toronto Star
Who Will Be Around To Make The Coffee?
“Why not disband council entirely?”
– Toronto Star
When We Threaten His Power
“When will Ford make decisions for our health?”
– Toronto Star
The Check Is In The Mail
The Balance Is In The Next Olympics
“Where are Ford’s checks and balances?”
– Toronto Star
Because He’s Not The Leader Of China?
“Dead wrong
PM called out Canada for genocide, so why not China’s rulers as well?”
– Toronto Sun
I’m Not Sure Why That’s So Important To You – They Don’t Seem To Calm You Down…
“More meds coming soon?”
– Toronto Star
Hooligans Content To Blow Loudly On Vuvuzelas
“No beer. What else is on tap for Qatar?”
– Toronto Star
It’s Wrong Of Me To Name My Screw Driver Collection, Isn’t It?
“Was Andy just a handy tool?”
– Toronto Sun
I Thought Dinner Tasted Of Corporate Agriculture And Rat Poison!
“IS THERE pesticide IN YOUR SPAGHETTI?”
– Toronto Star
Ask Imhotep
“How ‘final’ is a final resting place?”
– Toronto Star
The Nearest Gas Pump
“How far will we go to protect the greenbelt?”
– Toronto Star
You Get The Culture You Can Afford, And Right Now All I Can Afford Is Watching Cats Fight In My Backyard
“Where to dine, drink and culture in Stratford
Why not make it a weekend getaway?”
– Toronto Star
Yes, But It May Take 500 Years
Fortunately, China Has Waited For Longer Periods Than That, So It Knows How
The Chinese Dream, Denied. Will It Return?”
– New York Times
Because If I Don’t Squeeze Every…Last…Ounce Of Joy Out Of Them, I Will Consider Myself A Complete Failure
“Why do you feel you need to do more for holidays?”
– Toronto Star
It Was Winded And Needed To Get Its Breath Back
“At $300,000, why did this condo sit for 3 months?”
– Toronto Star
Getting Schooled
“Where is the minister of education?”
– Toronto Star
As Much As Love Does (But We’re Big Tina Turner Fans)
“Some prices are falling. What do rate hikes have to do with it?”
– Toronto Star
With Minimal Responsibility (He’s Not A Big Spider-fan)
“How will Tory use new power?”
– Toronto Star
It Keeps MPs Off The Streets
“Why bother with an inquiry at all?”
– Toronto Star
Just When It Was Getting Comfortable Being The Old Argentina?
Tough Break!
“Will Mexico Be the Next Venezuela?”
– New York Times
Only As Long As You Don’t Use It
“Is taking a credit boost wise right now?”
– Toronto Star
I Have – Mumph, Slurp, Yum – No Idea
“Where’s all the cold medicine?”
– Toronto Star
Why Don’t We Compromise And Make It A World-class Spa?
“Should Ontario Place be spa or a world-class park?”
– Toronto Star
Ghostbusters!
It’s A Reflex…I…I Don’t Know How To Control It…
“Pet problems, odours? Who do you call?”
– Toronto Star