It Would Have To Get Up Early And Work Extra Hours To Be Worse Than The Existing One
“Will the new Employment Insurance be up to the job?”
– Toronto Star
They Can’t Afford The Bleach Cure
“Why do some patients get so sick with COVID-19?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Trust The Ref To Make The Call – He’s A Democrat!
“A ‘Walk’ Signal, But Are They Safe?”
– New York Times
Oooh – Now, I’m Craving a PSJF Sandwich!
“Why are we being subjected to Pandemic Super Junk Food?”
– Toronto Star
At Least Sports Are Coming Back…Oh, Don’t Tell Me…!
“When it comes to pandemic response, what are Americans so happy about?
– Toronto Star
If You Have To Ask, You Can’t Afford To Know
“Rap on Peace and Love.
What Could Go Wrong?”
– New York Times
And, If So, How Will President Trump Blame It On The Radical Left?
“Will Halloween be cancelled by COVID-19?”
– Toronto Star
Hey! The Economy Has A Gun To Its Head – Why Shouldn’t Consumers?
“What is the point of testing customers entering markets?”
– Toronto Star
In Cases Like This, I Always Ask Myself WWAD (What Would Abba Do)?
“Should I take a chance on an ex-colleague?”
– Toronto Star
As Long As Its Over By The End Of The Hour
If It Doesn’t, I’ll Probably Look For A Movie To Watch On Netflix
“Are we really ready for long pandemic fight?”
– Toronto Star
The Canada Geese Overhead Don’t Think So
“Closed borders. Less demand for labour. Has pandemic ended an age of migration?”
– Toronto Star
In THAT Outfit? Puh-leeeeze!
“Should I bother getting dressed?”
– Toronto Star
I’m Sensing A Theme, Here
But, You Probably Already Knew That
“Should public health trump right to privacy?”
– Toronto Star
“Do we need to loosen data rules?”
– Toronto Star
We Got Seven And A Half Answers
Next Time, We’ll Include At Least One Math Teacher
“We asked five health experts: Will you send your children back to school?”
– Toronto Star
And, Who, Exactly, Has Made Them So Impotent?
“U.S. post office not able to deliver?”
– Toronto Sun
I’m Sure It Would Be Easy…If I Could Find It Among The Icons On My Phone…
“Just how hard is it to open a calendar?”
– Toronto Star
Make Coal Out Of Them To Fill Voters’ Stockings
“What will Tories do with gifts Trudeau keeps giving them?”
– Toronto Star
You Had To Ask, Didn’t You?
You Just Couldn’t Help Yourself – You Had To Ask!
“August is almost over. What will fall bring?”
– Toronto Star
“A fall election? How ever did that prospect come up?”
– Toronto Star
Why Would He? They’re So Alluring…
“Can the next Conservative leader steer clear of stinking albatrosses?”
– Globe and Mail
I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why I Wanted It A Year Ago!
“Do you really want that wedding cake a year later?”
– Toronto Star
Remind Him Of The Incident With The Tourist From Pennsylvania, The Video Of Behind the Green P Door And The Box Of Chunky Peanut Butter Oreo Cookies
“How do I handle flirty ex who texts me suggestively?”
– Toronto Star
It’s Unlikely That He Ever Left The Booze, So…
“Is it back to the boos for Premier Ford?”
– Toronto Star
A Win
“What do Conservative voters want from their new leader?”
– Toronto Star
If It Is, I Don’t Want To Be Deep!
“Is it shallow to care about trends right now?”
– Toronto Star
You Can’t Hurt Anybody By Throwing A Cigarette Package At Them
“If smoking a joint is to be allowed in our parks, why not a beer or wine?”
– Globe and Mail
The Poorest Won’t Contribute To My Reelection Campaign
If Only They Weren’t Such Stingy Bastards…
“Why give tax breaks to the wealthiest?”
– Toronto Star
Newspaper Answers Own Question:
“Women often appointed to top roles during turmoil”
     - Toronto Star
“Freeland has a new portfolio: Now what?”
– Toronto Star
In Their Teeth. They…They Have To Shore Up Their Chins With Struts And Be Fed Intravenously…
“People are buying up gold. Where is it being stored?”
– Toronto Star
They Aren’t Broken Beyond Repair, Yet
“Freeland excels at fixing thing. Why is she not in charge?”
– Globe and Mail
Like…Victory…
“How does 18.8 per cent alcohol taste?”
– Toronto Star
Not Only Will The Country Get On Its Feet, But, If You Ask Nicely Enough, It Will Waterdance For You
“Will the real Erin stand up?”
– Toronto Star
Suggest Them? I Can’t Even Pronounce Them!
“Can you suggest lipsticks that are free of caprylic triglyceride?”
– Globe and Mail
I Would Have Gone With “Sacrifical Lamb,” But Either Of Those Choices Would Work, Too, I Guess…
“Is Freeland Trudeau’s heir apparent or future rival?”
– Toronto Star