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First a Bang, Then a Whimper

by SASKATCHEWAN KOLONOSCOGRAD, Alternate Reality News Service Existentialism Writer

The nuclear war that made the surface of the earth uninhabitable has had an unexpected side effect: it knocked the planet out of its orbit, plunging it into a death spiral that ended with a spectacular crash into the sun. Hard as it may be to believe, mankind has succeeded in destroying all known life in the universe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hold on. If that’s true, how is it poss

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