We Don’t Want To Kill Large Numbers Of Civilians Quickly With Our Retaliatory Strike
We Prefer To Starve Them To Death Over Time With Our Apartheid-lite Control Over Their Land
But Sometimes History Dictates What A Government Should Do, And We’re Happy To Rise To The Occasion
Barak Ravid
@BarakRavid
BREAKING: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called on Palestinian civilians in Gaza to “leave now” because the Israeli military is going to “turn all Hamas hiding places into rubble”
Then I Promised The Democrats They Could Trust Any Deal I Made With Them To Keep The Speaker’s Gavel
I Can’t Imagine Why They Didn’t
Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy
I told @elonmusk he would have better luck with the DOJ if he changed his last name to Biden.
So, The Next Speaker Of The House Will Be An NPC Who Exists To Betray The Heroes And Ultimately Be Slain By Accident In The Boss Battle?
Sounds About Right
Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson
I love that Trump is picking the Speaker of the House. Love it.
Jim Jordan has .00001% of McCarthy’s fundraising ability.
He’s a creepy little kobold.
He only plays in the MAGA media sphere.
It’s going to be GLORIOUS fun.
As Opposed To The Former President Who Literally Has Not Paid You For Your Legal Services?
Rudy, Did The Hair Dye Leak Into Your Brain?
Ron Filipkowski
RonFilipkowski
Rudy says he is suing Joe Biden because he ruined his life by destroying his reputation: “I had a multi-million dollar consulting business, law practice, radio show, and all of them got cut to almost nothing. He owes me a lot of money.”
He Was Channelling His Inner Stephen Miller
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
I had missed this: among the many crazy and offensive Trump statements in recent days, he also told a right-wing website that undocumented immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country,” which is straight-up white supremacist/neo-Nazi talking point.
What A Missed Opportunity!
He Should Have Boasted That This Was EXACTLY The Kind Of Freeze At The Border That He Supported!
Ryan Mac
@RMac18
Elon Musk went to the Texas-Mexico border to do a livestream about immigration. The video had a few technical difficulties and then eventually froze.
A few minutes ago, Musk sent a three word company-wide email: “Please fix this.”
He Also Says Paste Is A Gourmet Delight
Hard To Understand How Anybody Trusts Anything He Says
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Trump says this is Democrats’ position on abortion: “If it’s after the 9th month and the baby was born you put the baby aside. You discuss with the mother and if the mother doesn’t want the baby we execute the baby. This is part of their thing.”
That’s How You Can Tell Him Apart From The Republican Frontrunner
Trump Promises Judicial Killings Throughout The Country
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
DeSantis gets a round of applause from Hannity’s studio audience when he promises extrajudicial killings at the border
If We Had Better Courts, We’d Have A Better Class Of Criminals (Current Company Excepted)
Acyn
@Acyn
Eric Trump: Do I think it was a mistake not shutting down the government? 100% they should’ve. Our deficits are trillions.. The courthouse I was in today, it’s disgusting. It smells. You had cables running across all the walls. It’s a disgrace.
The Multiverse Is Vast, And Yet…
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Trump on Biden going shirtless at the beach: “I have a much better body than him.”
But TwitterX Doesn’t Generate News Of Its Own
This Implies That Your Thinking Occurs In A Vacuu – Ohhhhhh, Umm, That Explains A Lot!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
I don’t read the legacy media propaganda much anymore. It’s a waste of time and a sadness generator.
Just get my news from X – much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor.
Sooo much better!
Just As Soon As We Replace The Leader We Just Ousted
House Republicans
@HouseGOP
“House Republicans will continue to step up to lead.” – @RepStefanik
Except For The Parts Of Trees That Are Not In Contact With The Forest Floor, But That’s Such A Small Amount It’s Not Worth Worrying About
Acyn
@Acyn
Trump: We can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down. If you had dampened floors, you wouldn’t have forest fires.
Because It Makes Them Smart Enough Not To Answer Such Questions?
Adam Mockler
@adammocklerr
Trump Supporter: “How come everyone who goes to college is a Biden supporter?”
Obviously, His TwitterX Account Has Been Hacked
Oh, Wait – It Was A Live Interview…
Acyn
@Acyn
Jr: If you vote for Democrats, you are voting to send your conservative uncle to reeducation camps
The Satire Gods Are Kind
Sarah Ferris
@sarahnferris
NEWS: Trump is considering a visit to the Capitol early next week where *he is open to pitching himself as a speaker candidate,* according to a R familiar.
When Did Humility Stop Being A Virtue?
Was There A Memo? I’d Hate To Think I’d Missed THAT Memo!
Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence
Pence called “a better hope” for America – RIVER COUNTRY – NEWS CHANNEL NEBRASKA
Well, That Took A Turn!
(EXHIBIT #237 Of Why Political Mad Libs Rarely Produce Good Policy)
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
As we perpetually indoctrinate our children with weakness, feminize our boys, attack masculine men, glorify trans insanity, etc. just understand that one day the savages of Israel will be on your front door & your loved ones will have ZERO capability of defending themselves. That’s the future the left is creating for you.
Absolutely Not
They Are Treating Him With A Deference That Few Accused Ever Get
Sorry, Not The Answer You Were Looking For?
Sen. Marsha Blackburn
@Marsha Blackburn
Does anyone seriously believe that prosecutors are treating Trump impartially?
Nothing Says You’re Out To Destroy The Left Quite Like Quoting Leon Trotsky
EssenViews
@essenviews
Ron DeSantis says he will “destroy leftism” in US if elected president.
“I will be able to destroy leftism in this country and leave woke ideology in the dustbin of history.”