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In the interminable interregnum, inconsequential interrobangs engaged in insulting invective…
Catch ya later, CD creator!
Behind every great woman stands a man telling her she’s making a fool of him…
You know, Albert Einstein did a lot more in his life than stick out his tongue…
The hand that rocks the cradle of civilization…
Comedy for the rest of us…
It ain’t over til some one makes a joke about the fat lady singing…
The drug dealer who snorts his own cocaine has a fool for a client…
Putting on a brave farce for over two decades…
Gogh, van Gogh!
Never underestimate the power of strugatz and monsters…
I’m no Summa Cum Lately…
Creating a bestseller one…reader…at…a…time…
Let’s face the music and dunce!
Brave enough to confirm your prejudices…as long as they’re the same as mine…
An adventure in unkempt promises…
Where trolling for readers is not a reference to Tolkein…
I deal in the ideal…
Is it old in here, or is it just me?
Hey! I’ve paid my dos…
If it doesn’t go for broke, don’t fix it…
Let’s shake the word tree and see what falls to the ground!
Enjoy, Sister – nun will be the wiser…
To Zatoichi his own…

When they came for the programmes for artists, I didn’t care because I wasn’t an artist. When they came for the programmes for the poor, I didn’t care because I wasn’t poor. When they came for the programmes for the sick, I didn’t care because I wasn’t sick. Now they’re coming for my programmes, all the practical, rich, healthy bastards don’t give a damn!

I’m a Language Poet and I didn’t even waistcoat breather analysis!
Oh, I’m the right person, you’re just not offering me the right job…
Is an Indian philosophy of evil a Darth Veda?
Satire that won’t make you feel cheap the next morning…
You don’t have to fool all of the people all of the time – just 50 per cent plus one. Sorry, Abe…
You’ll never hear us argue that broken lines are special rules for special people…
Just one of billions of places you can experience Les Temps Modems…
Miss…Misses…Ms. – women truly live with no fixed address…

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I’m a fan of all the colours in a clown’s costume, especially motley ecru…
A watched bagel never toasts…
Oh, like you’re so transgressive!
I always liked to get letters from Connolly, because they were always in Cyrillic…
I’m not divorced, I’m pre-loved…
Even in the United Kingdom, Yom Kippur is not the day of kippers…
Tasers? Been there, stunned that…
Now the 2439th most popular satire site on the Web, and catching up fast to The Glass Onion!
If you didn’t exist, I would have had to invent you…
Are unwanted letters from home Mail de Mere?
Discomfort food for anorexic minds…
The Les Pages aux Folles legacy: not many people read it, but every one who did started their own Web page…
You may not believe it, but there was a time they allowed ugly people to be on TV…
Don’t believe in native spirituality? Shaman, you!
Nobody cares about the weal because it’s so common…
My tractor doesn’t work – oh, Deere!

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