You Don’t Think So?
He’s Just About Completely Erased Barack Obama’s Legacy, And He’s Currently Working On FDR’s!
“Trump can’t erase RBG’s legacy”
– Toronto Star
Another Counter-example For People Who Think Writing Headlines Is E-sy
“Speech echos earlier indications EI reform in the cards”
– Toronto Star
Top Doc Needs To Get Watch Checked
“Top doc: Time to get serious
Provinces crack down as cases soar across much of nation”
– Toronto Sun
1. A Ton Of Money
2. More Money
3. Lots More Money
Stir Until Economy Comes To A Boil
“Ingredients for a good economic recovery recipe”
– Toronto Star
If It Isn’t, Continue The Chicken With Its Head Cut Off Strategy
“If the worst is over for Canadian bank stocks, here’s a strategy”
– Globe and Mail
That’s Not Fair! Sometimes, The Bias Is Totally Intentional!
“Migrant workers face ‘unconscious bias'”
– Toronto Star
Medical Reporter Bumps Up Against The Limit Of Metaphors
“To arms, bodies!
Humans are equipped with internal alarm systems, smart bombs and a central command centre, Lawrence Steinman writes. If this is a war against COVID-19, we possess the biological capacity to tackle the enemy with soldierly force”
– Globe and Mail
By Holding America’s Beer
“Canada must do its part to help world conquer virus”
– Toronto Star
Limit The Food To Small Bytes
“Host pandemic party
How to throw a dinner soiree responsibly”
– Toronto Sun
Should Have Stuck With American Propaganda – It’s Better For Our Health
“How Globe got it wrong publishing Beijing propaganda”
– Toronto Star
Farmers Would Rather Forget Their Socially Awkward Youth
“Modern Experiment Produces Old Dates”
– New York Times
Not That Anybody Cares About Their Beer Consumption…
“Quebec reports more than 890 new cases”
– Toronto Star
Convincing The Homeless People Who Live There To Be Tested Was A Challenge
“Ottawa’s sewer system offers proof that virus is spiking”
– Toronto Star
We Don’t Go Anti-panic That Often, So You Know We’re Serious
“Avoid panic over spike
Context matters when tracking virus cases”
– Toronto Sun
Remove The Last Word From The Headline, And You’ve Pretty Much Summed Up Capitalism
“Investors see opportunity in pain clinics”
– Toronto Star
Reality Refuses To Make Eye Contact, Bashfully Apologizes
“White House Confronts Reality”
– New York Times
Paper Clips?
“Upgrade your staples to the next level”
– Toronto Star
“So Unfair”
Gay Man Jealous Of Rumours That Others Are Hugh Jackman
“‘So mean-spirited’
Hugh Jackman’s wife slams rumours that he’s gay”
– Toronto Sun
Things Could Always Be Worse
It Could Be 1276
“Even this year, there is room for gratitude”
– Toronto Star
I’ve Never Been So Grateful To Be Illiterate
“Memoir as revenge: Barbara Amiel’s campy tell-all is a must-read”
– Globe and Mail
But They Won’t Be Complete Without Al
“Border security faces new norm, experts say”
– Toronto Star
“Serving up workplace change
Anti-racism campaign fights to overhaul accepted norms in hospitality industry”
– Toronto Star
“Racism in corporate suites is the norm”
– Toronto Star
Cold War Takes On Whole New Meaning
“Iron COVID Curtain to stay shut”
– Toronto Sun
It’s The Eternal Question: What’s A Corporation’s Life Worth?
“Industries fear second wave
Experts say retreat to earlier restrictions could be fatal as aid programs wind down”
– Toronto Star
President Whines He Fed More People Than Skip The Dishes
Wonders Why He Wasn’t Given A Slice Of The Prize
“World Food Program wins Nobel Peace Prize
UN agency recognized for efforts to combat hunger amid pandemic”
– Toronto Star
We’d Believe More In His Schoolin’
If Only He Would Stop Droolin’
“O’Toole ain’t foolin’
Conservatives’ boss means business”
– Toronto Sun
How Bad Is It? Skynet Sent A Thank You Note
“Canada’s deafening silence on creation of autonomous weapons”
– Toronto Star
Who’s Gonna Make Us/It/Them?
“Canada must learn from this pandemic and do better”
– Toronto Star
“Metrolinx must honour its Jane-Finch land deal”
– Toronto Star
“We must improve testing”
– Toronto Star
“Throne Speech must include a lifeline for restaurants”
– Toronto Sun
“Our recovery must be just and equitable”
– Toronto Star
“Anti-racism education must be a priority this year”
– Toronto Star
“Canada must oppose Israel’s annexing of West Bank land”
– Toronto Star
“Although it’s legal, assisted dying must still involve ethical consideration”
– Globe and Mail
“Freeland must champion national child-care plan”
– Toronto Star
“We must act on gun violence”
– Toronto Star
“Canada must encourage business to break its low-innovative streak”
– Globe and Mail
“Canada must not be a vassal state”
– Toronto Star
“Tories must figure out what they stand for”
– Toronto Star
They Do
They’re Just Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Back…
“We must hope smart people have Ford’s back”
– Toronto Star
Especially Not The White Ones Who Kill Blacks
Wouldn’t You Love To Belong To A Union That Strong?
“Police may need reform, but they can never be replaced”
– Toronto Sun
Umm, You Do Know Who You’re Talking About, Don’t You?
“Trump getting COVID-19 will make it harder to deny science”
– Toronto Star
What Kind Of A Revolution Cannot Promise A Higher Rate Of Return Than Other Commo – Ooohhhhhhhh
“Green revolution is coming, but may be less bankable for investors than advertised”
– Globe and Mail
Suburbs Can Only Muster A Sickly Grin
“Midtown area has high positivity rate”
– Toronto Star