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Cut Headlines Some Slack!
They’ve Been Having a 2020 Kind of Year…

You Don’t Think So?
He’s Just About Completely Erased Barack Obama’s Legacy, And He’s Currently Working On FDR’s!


“Trump can’t erase RBG’s legacy”

Toronto Star


Another Counter-example For People Who Think Writing Headlines Is E-sy


“Speech echos earlier indications EI reform in the cards”

Toronto Star


Top Doc Needs To Get Watch Checked


Top doc: Time to get serious
Provinces crack down as cases soar across much of nation”

Toronto Sun


1. A Ton Of Money
2. More Money
3. Lots More Money
Stir Until Economy Comes To A Boil


“Ingredients for a good economic recovery recipe”

Toronto Star


If It Isn’t, Continue The Chicken With Its Head Cut Off Strategy


“If the worst is over for Canadian bank stocks, here’s a strategy”

Globe and Mail


That’s Not Fair! Sometimes, The Bias Is Totally Intentional!


“Migrant workers face ‘unconscious bias'”

Toronto Star


Medical Reporter Bumps Up Against The Limit Of Metaphors


“To arms, bodies!
Humans are equipped with internal alarm systems, smart bombs and a central command centre, Lawrence Steinman writes. If this is a war against COVID-19, we possess the biological capacity to tackle the enemy with soldierly force”

Globe and Mail


By Holding America’s Beer


“Canada must do its part to help world conquer virus”

Toronto Star


Limit The Food To Small Bytes


Host pandemic party
How to throw a dinner soiree responsibly”

Toronto Sun


Should Have Stuck With American Propaganda – It’s Better For Our Health


“How Globe got it wrong publishing Beijing propaganda”

Toronto Star


Farmers Would Rather Forget Their Socially Awkward Youth


“Modern Experiment Produces Old Dates”

New York Times


Not That Anybody Cares About Their Beer Consumption…


“Quebec reports more than 890 new cases”

Toronto Star


Convincing The Homeless People Who Live There To Be Tested Was A Challenge


“Ottawa’s sewer system offers proof that virus is spiking”

Toronto Star


We Don’t Go Anti-panic That Often, So You Know We’re Serious


Avoid panic over spike
Context matters when tracking virus cases”

Toronto Sun


Remove The Last Word From The Headline, And You’ve Pretty Much Summed Up Capitalism


“Investors see opportunity in pain clinics”

Toronto Star


Reality Refuses To Make Eye Contact, Bashfully Apologizes


“White House Confronts Reality”

New York Times


Paper Clips?


“Upgrade your staples to the next level”

Toronto Star


“So Unfair”
Gay Man Jealous Of Rumours That Others Are Hugh Jackman


‘So mean-spirited’
Hugh Jackman’s wife slams rumours that he’s gay”

Toronto Sun


Things Could Always Be Worse
It Could Be 1276


“Even this year, there is room for gratitude”

Toronto Star


I’ve Never Been So Grateful To Be Illiterate


“Memoir as revenge: Barbara Amiel’s campy tell-all is a must-read”

Globe and Mail


But They Won’t Be Complete Without Al


“Border security faces new norm, experts say”

Toronto Star

“Serving up workplace change
Anti-racism campaign fights to overhaul accepted norms in hospitality industry”


Toronto Star

“Racism in corporate suites is the norm”


Toronto Star


Cold War Takes On Whole New Meaning


“Iron COVID Curtain to stay shut”

Toronto Sun


It’s The Eternal Question: What’s A Corporation’s Life Worth?


Industries fear second wave
Experts say retreat to earlier restrictions could be fatal as aid programs wind down”

Toronto Star


President Whines He Fed More People Than Skip The Dishes
Wonders Why He Wasn’t Given A Slice Of The Prize


“World Food Program wins Nobel Peace Prize
UN agency recognized for efforts to combat hunger amid pandemic”

Toronto Star


We’d Believe More In His Schoolin’
If Only He Would Stop Droolin’


O’Toole ain’t foolin’
Conservatives’ boss means business”

Toronto Sun


How Bad Is It? Skynet Sent A Thank You Note


“Canada’s deafening silence on creation of autonomous weapons”

Toronto Star


Who’s Gonna Make Us/It/Them?


“Canada must learn from this pandemic and do better”

Toronto Star

“Metrolinx must honour its Jane-Finch land deal”


Toronto Star

“We must improve testing”


Toronto Star

“Throne Speech must include a lifeline for restaurants”


Toronto Sun

“Our recovery must be just and equitable”


Toronto Star

“Anti-racism education must be a priority this year”


Toronto Star

“Canada must oppose Israel’s annexing of West Bank land”


Toronto Star

“Although it’s legal, assisted dying must still involve ethical consideration”


Globe and Mail

“Freeland must champion national child-care plan”


Toronto Star

“We must act on gun violence”


Toronto Star

“Canada must encourage business to break its low-innovative streak”


Globe and Mail

“Canada must not be a vassal state”


Toronto Star

“Tories must figure out what they stand for”


Toronto Star


They Do
They’re Just Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Back…


“We must hope smart people have Ford’s back”

Toronto Star


Especially Not The White Ones Who Kill Blacks
Wouldn’t You Love To Belong To A Union That Strong?


“Police may need reform, but they can never be replaced”

Toronto Sun


Umm, You Do Know Who You’re Talking About, Don’t You?


“Trump getting COVID-19 will make it harder to deny science”

Toronto Star


What Kind Of A Revolution Cannot Promise A Higher Rate Of Return Than Other Commo – Ooohhhhhhhh


“Green revolution is coming, but may be less bankable for investors than advertised”

Globe and Mail


Suburbs Can Only Muster A Sickly Grin


“Midtown area has high positivity rate”

Toronto Star


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