Political Grievance? Wow! You Really Can Buy Anything There!
(Just Don’t Worry About The Cost)
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
James Comer tells Maria Bartiromo that moderate House Republicans are more willing to to vote for a Biden Impeachment inquiry now because they went home over Thanksgiving and heard from their constituents at Walmart
Are You Saying She’s An Android?
Stephen Miller
@StephenM
What’s happening with Taylor Swift is not organic.
And If The Company Doesn’t Advertise With TwitterX, Consumers Should Exercise That Choice Immediately!
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Consumers always have the choice of not buying a company’s products
Umm…If You Didn’t Want Him To Testify, Why Didn’t You Direct Your Attorneys Not To Call Him?
Have You Never Seen An Episode Of Law And Order? Honestly, They’re Everywhere!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I told my wonderful son, Eric, not to testify tomorrow at the RIGGED TRIAL brought about by A.G. Letitia James’ campaign promise that, without knowing anything about me, “I WILL GET TRUMP!” She ran for A.G., then Governor of New York, and lost! Eric has already testified, PERFECTLY (Unlike their STAR witness-who admitted he lied!), so there is no reason to waste any more of this Crooked Court’s time on having him say the same thing, over and over again, as a witness for the defense (us!). His young life has already been unfairly disturbed and disrupted enough on this
For Every 30 Minutes That Someone Watches A Republican Primary Debate, They Lose 17% Of Their Brain Cells
TheBlaze
@theblaze
Nikki Haley: “For every 30 minutes that someone watches TikTok every day, they become 17% more antisemitic, more pro-Hamas.”
Jack Nicholson Has To Play Jamie Raskin In The Movie!
Rep. Jamie Raskin
@RepRaskin
Hunter Biden will answer questions under oath in front of the world – but unless he testifies in secret so he can be misquoted, @RepJamesComer will hold him in contempt?
What a joke. Jim Jordan blew off HIS subpoena. Comer doesn’t want the truth – he can’t handle it.
That Just Shows How Deep The Conspiracy Goes!
Alex Cole
@acnewsitics
Over 800 terrorists have pleaded guilty to crimes on J6th.
Not one Democrat.
Not one Atheist.
Not one Muslim.
Not one BLM.
Not one Antifa.
All of them were christian, fascist republican terrorists… 100% of them.
According To Congresswoman, That’s Just The First Great Replacement
Elise Stefanik
@EliseStefanik
One down.
Two to go.
This is only the very beginning of addressing the pervasive rot of antisemitism that has destroyed the most “prestigious” higher education institutions in America.
This forced resignation of the president of @Penn is the bare minimum of what is required.
Have You Never Heard Of Alannis?
She Had A Hit Song You Really Need To Hear
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
Sean Hannity: “How would you feel if they started combing through every aspect of your life in search of a crime and then dragged your children into it simply because they don’t like you or your politics.”
Not A Problem
For Seventeen Minutes, They’ll Be Honorary Citizens Of Iowa
Resolute Square
@ResoluteSquare
Casey DeSantis just asked Moms and Grandmoms from around the country to come to Iowa and illegally participate in the caucus to support Ron DeSantis.
Fact check: you have to be a resident of Iowa to participate in the caucus.
Technically, My Wife Was The One Who Held Him
But I Felt It All Through Our Psychic Connection
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
My firstborn child died in my arms. I felt his last heartbeat.
I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain, politics or fame.
There’s Changing Your Mind, And Then There’s Jonesin’ To Poke Libs In The Eye
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
I vehemently disagree with what he said about Sandy Hook, but are we a platform that believes in freedom of speech or are we not?
That is what it comes down to in the end. If the people vote him back on, this will be bad for X financially, but principles matter more than money.
They’ll Recognize The Severity Of The Health Risk To Her And Lift The Ban When She’s Dead
Center for Reproductive Rights
@ReproRights
BREAKING: Late tonight, the Texas Supreme Court temporarily halted a lower court ruling that would have allowed Kate Cox, our plaintiff with severe pregnancy complications, to have an abortion to protect her health and future fertility.
Stop Waving Your Fist At The Sky, Grandpa – You’ll Hurt Yourself
Matt Wallace
@MattWallace8
TAYLOR SWIFT IS FUNDED BY THE SOROS EMPIRE I AM ABOUT TO EXPOSE EVERYTHING AND END HER REPUTATION
You Know That When You’ve Lost Peter Doocy, You’ve Lost…Who, Exactly?
Ford News
@FordJohnathan5
#BREAKINGNEWS “The House Oversight Committee has been at this for years, and they have so far not been able to provide any concrete evidence that Joe Biden personally profited from his son Hunter’s overseas business.” ~ Peter Doocy on Fox News
The Newborns Would Have Disagreed With You…If There Had Been Incubators To Help Them Survive…
Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
There Are No ‘Innocent Palestinians’
From The River To The…Mile Inland, Palestinians Will Not Be Abandoned! Just Doesn’t Trip Off The Tongue
But Try Telling That To Republican Lawmakers!
Rob
@robrousseau
It is actually disgusting how the more Palestinians that Israel kills the more we are being asked to take into consideration the hurt feelings of privileged college students who are afraid of slogans
You Underestimate The Human Capacity For Delusion
Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFast
If you think the party which is supporting a literal autocrat is going to somehow protect the Jews from antisemitism, you’re completely delusional
I Suspect The Only Parting You Will Be Doing Is In Your Hair, Sir!
The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow
Mike Johnson: The Lord told me “very clearly” to prepare to become “Moses”. @RightWingWatch
Every Accusation Is A Confession, But Some Are More Confessiony Than Others
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Lara Trump says Biden is just running for president to avoid going to prison.
Wait Until You See Briefs From Attorney General Steven Miller!
Ford News
@FordJohnathan5
#BREAKINGNEWS Donald Trump basically filed a motion that he claims he doesn’t have to follow court deadlines or participate with court orders because he believes he has immunity. He’s also basically saying he alone is granting himself a stay until the appeal process has been heard.
This is the craziest shit I have ever read in a court filing.