Absolutely! No Government Official Should Be Allowed To Stay In Office JUST WHEN THEY’RE GETTING GOOD AT THEIR JOBS!
Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaley
Under #TheFreedomPlan, we won’t just have term limits for politicians – we will limit bureaucrats too. No bureaucrat should hold the same position for more than five years.
You Laugh, But Netflix Has Already Made A Generous Offer For The Rights
Ron Filpkowski
@RonFilipkowski
So, the story from the FL State GOP Chair is that he showed up at this woman’s house and filmed himself having sex with her over a bar stool to prove he didn’t rape her in case she might accuse him later but then deleted it? Great cover story.
The Revenge Tour Begins!
His Three Fans Are Ecstatic!
Stadiums? He’ll Be Lucky To Be Playing To Jail Lavatories!
George Santos
@MrSantosNY
Monday I will be filling an official complaint with the Office of congressional Ethics against @Nmalliotakis regarding her questionable stock trading since joining the Ways and Means committee this Congress.
Before joining the committee the congresswoman didn’t have an active trading habit or a high volume stake.
The question is, what set of information is she trading with?
Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg Is Standing Outside Of A Steel Cage, Impatiently Looking At His Watch…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies.
I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice.
Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day…
You Know He Practices The Hypocritic Oath: The First Thing Is To Do Maximum Harm
Ronny Jackson
@RonnyJacksonTX
NASTY racist Letitia James is a DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING and Judge Engeron is an absolutely PATHETIC CIRCUS CLOWN! These two moronic idiots are the very reason the courts in New York are a joke and a national disgrace! ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!
Soccer Field – Killing Field
Some People Are Not Picky
Younis Tirawi
@ytirawi
Former Israeli Interior Minister Shaked:
“After we turn Khan Younis into a soccer field…we need to take advantage of the destruction to tell the countries that each of them should take a quota, it can be 20K or 50K. We need all 2 million to leave. That’s the solution for Gaza.”
Everything He Knows About Diplomacy He Learned From Ron Burgundy
Michael Beschloss
@BeschlossDC
Why has Trump now attacked Jimmy Carter?
The Long Answer Will Make Your Head Hurt And Give You A Strong Desire To Gnaw Off Your Own Ears
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
BARTIROMO: Have you been able to identify any actual policy changes Joe Biden made as a result of getting money from China.
GOP REP. LISA McCLAIN: The short answer is no.
But…But…But It Was Such A Lovely Podium!
Ricky Davila
@TheRickyDavila
As propaganda sycophant Sarah Huckabee Sanders destroys what’s left of Arkansas’ economy, never let it be forgotten that she has stolen tax payer money to pay for her friends to go on vacation and is now drowning in scandal because she lied about the money being for a podium.
What Kind Of Sick Monsters Would Kill Thousands Of Children, Including Hundreds Of Little Babies?
Eylon Levy
@EylonALevy
What kind of sick monsters would hold on to this little baby for a ransom?
Your Account Has A Blue Check, So I Guess I Have To Accept What You’re Saying Is True
E. Michael Jones
@EMichaelJones1
It’s not funny, but it’s easy to explain. The Jews flood European countries with Muslims to destroy their traditional cultures, and then they are shocked to learn that the Muslims hate the Jews who sent them there more than the natives. Hegel would call this the cunning of reason.
And Here I Thought Israel Believed That Economic Sanctions Are Immoral…
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
“Israel will exert pressure on Jewish and non-Jewish donors to withdraw their investments from campuses where antisemitism is not addressed and promote economic sanctions against universities receiving federal or state public funding…”
You Have To Know That If He’s Your Role Model, Something Has Gone Terribly, Terribly Wrong With Your Life
Stephen Miller
@StephenM
May God bless Henry Kissinger, who devoted his life to the pursuit of peace, and comfort his family during this time of pain and loss.
The Absurd Ironyometer Wonders If Anybody Knows What Free Speech Actually Is Any More
Then It Took Half A Dozen Advil To Deal With The Pain-induced Dizziness
ALX
@alx
“The second Elon Musk bought Twitter, the Democrats realized the next election couldn’t be rigged, the FBI wouldn’t be able to censor speech to help Biden win… If Musk wins this lawsuit and bankrupts Media Matters it would constitute an enormous victory for Free Speech”
Judge McAfee: And If He Refuses To Leave The White House?
Sadow: I Stand By My Statement
Joyce Alene
@JoyceWhiteVance
And, here it is: Fulton County Judge McAfee: If your client wins the presidency, can this case be tried?
Sadow (Trump’s lawyer): I believe under the Supremacy clause this trial would not take place at all until he left the WH
How Dare You Accuse Me Of Rationality! If You Don’t Take That Back Immediately, I Shall Have To Ask You To Quark Impecunious Blarghfestrum!
Kat Abu
@abughazalehkat
Newsom: You followed science. You followed facts.
DeSantis: That’s not true.
Newsom: You even wore a mask in September.
Linda Yaccarino Winces, Then Explains To Advertisers Why Going And Fucking Themselves Will Actually Be Good For Their Bottom Lines
The Hollywood Reporter
@THR
Elon Musk responded to Bob Iger pulling Disney ads from X: “Don’t advertise. If someone is going to try and blackmail me with advertising? Blackmail me with money? Go f-k yourself, is that clear? Hey Bob, if you’re in the audience. That’s how I feel.”
This Is A Logical Fallacy Known As “What The Fuck…?”
Wyatt
@austerrewyatt1
If Q wasn’t real Trump would tell you.
Think logically.
There is zero percent chance Trump would allow his base to be taken by someone out of his control if he was not affiliated or part of it.
It would take one minute and one tweet to save his base from a massive, conspiracy theory lie.