It Met The Irrational Right At The Intersection Of Parallel Lines
“Christopher Hitchens’s targets were always serious, often powerful. His revival provokes a broader question: Whatever happened to the contrarian Left?”
– Toronto Star
Sure – Once All The Moderates Have Been Purged
“Would Poilievre keep party united?”
– Toronto Star
Of Course We – Oooh! Is That The New Samsung Hushpuppy with 16G And More Bytes Of Data Than There Are Atoms In The Universe? How Much? How Much? How Much? How Much?
“Can we still say no to Big Tech?”
– Toronto Star
It Dates Back To When Igor Stravinsky Was A High School Principle
“EQAO testing – an unnecessary rite of spring?”
– Toronto Star
Selling Now And Buying Later Would Violate The Timeline, So…
“Should you buy now and sell later?”
– Toronto Star
My Magic Wand Isn’t Much Help, And My Magic Eight Ball Ain’t Telling
“Will GTA homes become affordable?”
– Toronto Star
If You Have To Ask…
“The cost of a strong future?”
– Toronto Star
As God Is My Witness, Putin Will Be About As Graceful In Defeat As A Turkey Thrown Out Of A Hovering Helicopter
“Will Putin be allowed to lose gracefully?”
– Toronto Star
Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, BAE Systems, NORINCO, AVIC, CETC, L3Harris Technologies, Airbus, CASIC, Leonardo, Thales Group, Huntington Ingalls, Leidos…
I Could Go On…
“War, What Is It Good For?”
– New York Times
Ask Love And Rockets – They Have A Definitive Answer
“Is it all in our minds?”
– Toronto Star
It Was A Victimless Non-crime
“Who got their pocket picked in Liberal-NDP pact?”
– Toronto Star
Mister, I Feel Panic In BREATHING. Could You Be More Specific?
“Anyone else feeling panic in budget?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? Canada Isn’t Prepared For The Role It Wants To Play In CANADA!
“Is Canada prepared for role it wants to play in Arctic?”
– Toronto Star
Three Aisles Down From The Ark Of The Covenant
“Where is China’s condemnation of Russia’s invasion?”
– Toronto Star
If That’s The Criterion, Given How Middle-of-the-road He Is, He Could Be Here A Long Time…
“Will lack of legacy drive a third Tory term?”
– Toronto Star
If We Are, We’re Doing It Together
“As Omicron rises, are we falling apart?”
– Toronto Star
You Didn’t Live Through The 1960s, Did You?
“EVERYONE I KNOW IS BLUE. EVERYONE
Amazon now has a book category called ‘Emotions.’ Have feelings ever been so stamped, boxed and labelled before?”
– Toronto Star
Weren’t They A Punk Duo In The 80s?
“How about factory farming and climate change?”
– Toronto Star
They Don’t Get As Much Pushback As Trying To Raise The Minimum Wage
“Pulled under by loan sharks
How are these extortionate annual interest rates of up to 60 per cent legally allowed?”
– Toronto Star
Umm…I May Be Missing Something, But Isn’t That Kind Of The Point?
“Is our definition of ‘heritage’ stuck in the past?”
– Toronto Star
Not When It’s About Inter-provincial Trucking
“‘Heartless’: Families say they paid a price for speaking out
Can new law help resolve disputes over nursing care?”
– Toronto Star
It Should Come From The Planet’s Government – I May Have To Rethink My Opposition To That…
“How about money for planetary emergencies?”
– Toronto Star
The Party’s White Leadership Are Tough Cookies
“How did NDP’s Black caucus crumble?”
– Toronto Star
No, But It Should Be Your Pleasure
“Is it my job to tell people my child is non-binary?”
– Toronto Star
It Depends How Much It Gives To Transportation
“A budget to move us forward?”
– Toronto Star
Do You Really Watch Cartoons For Realism? Like, For Real?
“Beautiful Colombia, but How Realistic Is It?”
– New York Times
It Should Be Safe…As Long As Alec Baldwin Isn’t Involved
“A gunfight at next year’s Oscars?”
– Toronto Star
Mary Bobbins?
Red Bobbins?
Harold Bobbins?
Am I…Missing Something?
“What about bobbins?”
– Toronto Star
The Referee Hasn’t Stopped The Bout So Far, So…
“Are grocers gouging?”
– Toronto Star
Focus On Your Inner Beauty
Therapy May Not Be Less Expensive, But It Is Better For The Environment
“How can I feel less guilty about the packaging of my beauty products?”
– Toronto Star
What Has The Climate Ever Done For Me?
“In June, will you vote for the climate?”
– Toronto Star
Sure They Are! They’re Making Us Feel Like We’re Doing Something To Help Ukraine, And That’s Not Nothing
“Are sanctions against Russia even working?”
– Toronto Star