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Ahoy, Captain Headliner!

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We’re Still Parochial?


“What Obama’s bold budget means for Canada”

– Globe and Mail


It’s Not Making Psychoanalysis Any Easier, Either


“THREESOME COMPLICATES TAXES, ASSETS”

– National Post


Does This Mean They’ll Have To Cancel House?


“When physicians behave badly
Regulatory bodies are introducing initiatives to deal with disrespectful, rude and abusive doctors.”

– Globe and Mail


Environmental Wonks Need To Work On Their Sense Of Humour


“RIGHT TO BEAR FARMS”

– NOW

Some Questions Just Answer Themselves


“The AIG bonuses: justified or absurd?”

– Globe and Mail


Because MBAs Who Thought 2+2=37 Billion May Be Bad For Business


“Wanted
: MBAs that can really do the math”

– Globe and Mail


“Alternate Nutrition Techniques” Works For The Military


“To make leftovers delicious, stop calling them leftovers”

– National Post


Dear Margaret Wente: You’re Confused And You Need Help


“DEAR MR. PRESIDENT:
WE’RE CONFUSED AND WE NEED YOUR HELP”

– Globe and Mail


The Long-term Investor Says She’ll Get Back To You When She’s Ready


“Five options for the comeback kid
These professionals agree that it’s time for the long-term investor to get back in the game”

– Globe and Mail


Pet’s Friends Can’t Figure Out Why They Insist Upon Pursuing The Relationship


“Coyotes, pets don’t mix”

– Toronto Star


We’re Still Waiting For “Canada’s Obama” To Appear To Write It


“Where, oh where, is Canada’s State of the Union address?”

– Globe and Mail


Has Begging For A Recovery Brought That On?


“Will invoking the Great Depression bring it on?”

– Globe and Mail


Blue Councillors Wave White Flag On Black Day


“Red tape holding up city’s green plan”

– Toronto Star


From People Whose Mortgages On Their Seven Houses Have Been Paid Off


“Obama’s mortgage rescue
Plan to shore up home owners gets a cool response”

– Globe and Mail


Indigo, With A Touch Of Strychnine:
Poor Toilet Training At A Young Age?


“WHAT’S YOUR MONEY MOOD?
If money doesn’t buy happiness, then why are we feeling bad?”

– National Post


If The Ten Dollar Bill Is Shot Fast Enough, I Suppose It Could Penetrate A Skull…


“Getting shovels into the ground and money into more brains”

– Globe and Mail


The Raccoon Shareholders Are What We’re Concerned About!


“Foreign takeovers turned out fine
Shareholders have made out like bandits”

– National Post


It’s Just Dysosmia – There’s A Pill For That


“Hoard cash at your peril – the smart money smells opportunity”

– Globe and Mail


Because The Other-directed Investing Wasn’t Working Out That Well


“FOCUS ON SELF-DIRECTED INVESTING”

– Globe and Mail


Of The Three, The Spy Is Probably The Least Articulate


“Talking bones, bikinis and James Bond”

– Toronto Star


Isn’t The “Value Of Conflict” Revealed In All Of Today’s Business Headlines?


“Excuse me, Canada: It’s time to step on some toes
Politeness is overrated, says California-based consultant Patrick Lencioni; Canadian executives must ‘learn the value of conflict’ to succeed”

– Globe and Mail


I’m Gonna Kick The Ass Of The Beggar At Bay And Bloor And Take Control Of That Prime Real Estate


“What’s your post-recession marketing plan?

– Globe and Mail


What? Now, I’m Schizophrenic?


“IRA splinter group claims deadly attack on soldiers”

– Toronto Star


You Mean, They Could Have Been Models Of Good Behaviour And Informed Judgment All Along And They Chose Not To Be?


“Money managers: The time for leadership is now
By becoming models of good behaviour and informed judgment, they may stimulate a broader awareness-tipping process”

– Globe and Mail


A Hundred Layoffs Here, A Thousand Layoffs There…


“Torstar to lay off 60 unionized staff”

– Globe and Mail

“Tembec cutting 100 jobs, freezing salaries ‘to weather economic storm'”


– National Post

“CTV’s A channels move to cut some news shows and 118 jobs”


– Toronto Star

“CAA to close 7 stores, putting 120 out of work”


– Toronto Star

“Sears Canada slashes 300 jobs as retail sales slump”


– Toronto Star

“Saab trims 750 jobs as bidders line up”


– Toronto Star

“VALE INCO
Nickel price plunge spurs 900 job cuts”


– Toronto Star

“Chrysler cuts 1,200 as auto crisis depends”


– Globe and Mail

“Transcontinental to chop 1,500 jobs”


– Globe and Mail

“1,500 jobs lost as steel plants idled”


– Toronto Star

“Continental output cuts to cost 1,900 jobs”


– Globe and Mail

“Nokia to issue 1,700 layoffs amid global market swoon”


– Toronto Star

“Nortel lays off 3,200 more”


– Globe and Mail

“United Technologies to slash 11,600 jobs as outlook sours”


– Toronto Star

“Anglo American to cut 19,000 jobs, halt dividend”


– Globe and Mail

“Caterpillar to lay off about 2,400 workers in U.S.”


– Globe and Mail


…And Pretty Soon You’re Talking About Real Unemployment


“Manufacturing bleeding jobs
Nearly 322,000 lost as its share of economy drops from 14.4% to 11.1% since 2004, StatsCan reports”

– Toronto Star

“U.S. jobless rate reaches highest level since 1983
Country has lost more than 500,000 jobs for four months in a row”


– Toronto Star

“FRANCE
Nearly 2.2 million already jobless”


– Globe and Mail


And, It’s Just That Keen Insight Into Concepts Like “Job Creation Stimulus” That Made The Company What It Is Today


“GM to slash 47,000 jobs”

– Toronto Star

“GM, Chrysler seek another $19-billion to stay afloat”


– Globe and Mail


Even If We Wrote This Headline When We Were


“A good crisis shouldn’t be wasted”

– National Post


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