All Of Us?
Like, Every Single One?
Like, The Albertan Who Thinks His Brain Is Silly Putty And The Ontarian Who Barks At Squirrels In His Front Yard Because He Can’t Afford A Dog?
Umm…No
“Can we all trust Trudeau to resolve the blockade crisis?”
– Toronto Star
But I Don’t See Any Better Shot To Sink The Eight Ball
“DON’T BANK ON IT?”
– Globe and Mail
Only If REM Wrote A Song About It
“Is it really the end of the weekend as we know it?”
– Toronto Star
About
This Long
“How long should I wait for a reply text?”
– Toronto Star
Thoughts And Prayers
“What help will you get if you lose your income?”
– Toronto Star
You’ve Been Watching Too Many Scorsese Movies
“Should we take our dog out for Halloween?”
– Toronto Star
We Absolutely Can! We’re Rational Beings Who Capable Of Working Together For Our Own Survival
Except For Franklin – He’s A Selfish Bast…ard…Oh, Crap, We’re Doomed
“Can we unite for our own good?”
– Toronto Star
It Is Your Life, But, Being Your Life, I Can See Your Point…
“Is it foolish to get too involved?”
– Toronto Star
It Distracts Us From Our Obsession With Our Own Butt?
“Why endless obsession with things like JLo’s butt?”
– Toronto Star
Show Exercise Videos In The Subway When It Is Delayed
“‘What can we do to get people moving now?'”
– Toronto Star
Practice For Dealing With Others?
“Why are we so hard on ourselves?”
– Toronto Star
Get A Doctor’s Note To GO To Work
“What are your rights if you’re told to stay away from work?”
– Toronto Star
It Absolutely Is! …If Other People Are Doing It…
“Is dying in agony more noble than choosing to die with dignity?”
– Toronto Star
YES! YES! GOOD GORD, YES!
WE NEED TO PANIC MORE! YES, MORE PANIC IS DEFINITELY CALLED FOR!
EXCUSE ME WHILE I RUN HEAD-FIRST INTO THIS WA – UNNNGHHHH…
“Is Canada too low-key in response to COVID-19?”
– Toronto Star
It Is If It’s Ignorance Of Racism
“Is ignorance really racism?”
– Toronto Sun
You Were Expecting A David Lynch Film?
“Toronto still feels normal. Should it?”
– Toronto Star
It Absolutely Can! As Long As It’s Somebody Else’s…
“Can grief be good for a laugh?”
– Toronto Star
Yes, If Your Love Is Like History Or A Spicy Burrito
“I love and respect my ex. Should I remarry him?”
– Toronto Star
It Depends What They Put Into It
“Do TP nuts expect the world to fall out of their bottom?”
– Toronto Star
You Just Scored A Run?
“Safe at home – but what does that mean, exactly?”
– Toronto Star
We Don’t Care That They Won’t Have The Income Security That Our Generation Did?
“If we pay to skip the line, what signal are we sending our children?”
– Globe and Mail
HAVE YOU MET US‽
“Will this teach us to live more intelligently?”
– Toronto Star
Perhaps On A Sacrifice Fly
Now Is Not A Good Time For A Suicide Squeeze
“Can a Canadian still get home?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely! Now More Than Ever, What Man Doesn’t Want To Smell Like John Cena?
“Star scented
Celebrities are still launching fragrances – but is anyone asking for them?”
– Toronto Star
Because They’ll Still be Light Years Better Than A Conservative Who Is Able To Achieve Their Agenda
“Why pick a Liberal leader with a spotty record?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Have Any?
“How to not pass my fears of future to kids?”
– Toronto Star
Because It Would Give A Run On The Currency A Whole New – And Wholly Disgusting – Meaning
“Feeling flush? How about we use toilet paper as…currency?”
– Toronto Star
Probably Not, But If You Forcefully Command Them To, They Probably Won’t Go
“Is it safe to send my kids to the playground?”
– Toronto Star
At Infinity
“Where do the federal parties meet on politics and pipelines?
– Toronto Star
I’m Going To Go Out On A Limb Here And Say: Music…Made By Jews?
“Jewish music is honoured – but what exactly is it?”
– Toronto Star
Political Metamucil Could Help – Too Bad You Can’t Find Any On The Shelves Of Your Drug Store
“Will hoarding toilet paper deliver a flood of blockages?”
– Toronto Star
Sure, But It Will Apply The Wrong Lesson At The Least Opportune Time
The World…The World Has Issues…
“Will world learn from this?”
– Toronto Star