Turducken Carlson This Late Afternoon - Links

A Brand New Identity For The Grand Old Party
Finally, You've Asked A Question That A Lot Of People Would Like To See Answered!
The First Amendment Is Always The First Amendment To Go
I'm Just Asking... And Answering...
And Accusing...
And Condemning...
But Mostly Just Asking...
I'm Only Asking (Although You'd Have To Be A Complete Moron If My Winking And Gesticulating Didn't Give You A Strong Idea Of What I Think The Answer Is)
It's A Shame That Mask Shamers Have No Shame
"I Would Love To Have Death As A Guest. If You're A Close Personal Friend, Please Let Death Know I'll Always Take Its Call."
Laughter Is Always Appropriate - But I'm Willing To Make An Exception In His Case
Let's Bring The Iron Curtain Down On This Production
Methinks The Laddie Doth Protesters Too Much
Musk See Punditry
The Silver Lining? You Can't Run Far In A Jail Cell
To Catch The Conscience Of The Cable News King
What About Trout?
Why Wasn't Trout Part Of Your Analysis?
When Prepared Right, Trout Can Be A Tasty Part Of Any Metaphor