Headlines Are Concerned About the Fate of Democracy,
But They Don't Have Enough Words to Express It

That's Just Because Those Groups Have More Experience With Them

"Trust in police depends on race: survey
Black, Indigenous people showed lower levels of trust with force" - Toronto Star

But, Can They C It Being Cleaner?

"South African President unveils leaner cabinet" - Globe and Mail

But, As Any Personal Coach Will Tell You, Without Risk, There Could Be No Nuclear Winter

"Risks Grow After U.S. Quits Iran Deal" - New York Times

It's A Rare Condition Known As "Self-Lectering"

"Your brain is what you eat" - Globe and Mail

Kurt Cobain Was Accused Of Many Things, But Never...

"America will always be racist - if nirvana is the goal" - Toronto Sun

"I'll Just Have To Work Harder," Premier Asserts

"Not everything Ford does is bad for the city" - Globe and Mail

 I'm Not Holding My Breath
At Least, Not While The Air Is Still Breathable

"Canada's mounting plastics problem needs a co-ordinated government fix" - Globe and Mail

"They Learn Fast," Premier Responds

"Premier told MPPs fear retribution for speaking up" - Toronto Star

If It Isn't "Cromulent," Why Should Anybody Other Than The Immediate Family Care?

"Teigen reveals son's first word" - Toronto Sun

 One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others
One Of These Things Definitely Doesn't Belong

"Digital drinking buddy
Can Amazon's Alexa hack it as a wine sommelier? She put to the test, with mixed results" - Globe and Mail

 "The 12 style hacks of Christmas" - Toronto Star

 "Starwood hack exposed up to 500 million guests' records, Marriott says" - Globe and Mail

 "Avoid these travel hacks for a smoother summer vacation" - Toronto Star

Gee...If Only We Had Some Kind Of...International Agreement To Deal With That...

"Iran ups uranium enrichment: UN" - Toronto Sun

 Jealous Of The Attention, Letter Capital Buys Capital Capital
Nobody Notices

"RFA Capital buys Street Capital in $85-million all-cash deal" - Globe and Mail

Could Have Been Worse: They Could Have Been Taut

"Slack's ascent could face some bumps" - Toronto Star

One Industry's Breathing Room Is Another Industry's Incentive To Bottle Oxygen

"Pipeline expansion is the right move
The Liberal decision on Trans Mountain creates financial breathing room as we continue to decarbonize Alberta's economy" - Globe and Mail

Have You Ever MET The Internet?

"There is nothing cute about tree rats" - Toronto Star

To Be Fair, We're Not Crazy About It, Either

"Asia Is Sick of the West's Waste" - New York Times

Could Save A Lot Of Sea Life, Though...

"Banning plastic bags won't save our planet
We need to focus on tackling inferior waste management in developing countries" - Globe and Mail

If The City Was Any More Successful, Nobody Would Have A Job!

"Unemployment is tied to Toronto's economic success" - Toronto Star

Spend It In A Four Star Hotel

"HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR NATIONAL PARK VISIT" - Globe and Mail

Is One Of Them: More And More People Are Concerned About The Environment?

"Rise of the Greens says many things" - Toronto Sun

The Tariffs On Poultry Won't Extend To Our Citizens

"Why Canada has to prove to China that it's not a chicken" - Globe and Mail

I'm Doomed To A Future Of Birther Conspiracy And Alien Babies!

"Your brains are your best defence against fake news" - Toronto Star

I Don't Mean To Brag About My Technical Prowess, But I Once Hacked Up A Furball

"Gentlemen, start your algorithms
A tiny community of engineers is hacking everyday cars to get them to race without drivers" - Toronto Star

 "Broncos medical records hacked" - Toronto Sun

 "Canada among hacking targets
Two Chinese citizens charged with waging a campaign to steal data" - Toronto Star

 "Tesla alleges former employee stole confidential data
In a lawsuit, carmaker says ex-employee hacked into computer system to steal data" - Toronto Star

 "RCMP investigate alleged Saudi hacking of Canadian dissident's telephone" - Globe and Mail

 "Freedom Mobile hit by data security breach
Wireless carrier says only about 15,000 customers were affected" - Toronto Star

 "Facebook hack puts thousands of sites at risk
The company said the account entry keys of at least 50 million users had been stolen" - Toronto Star

 "Hack used Canadian tech, report says" - Toronto Star

 "How high-net-worth people can boost their cybersecurity
While hacking attempts are inevitable, there is much you can do to lower your risk and minimize damage should a breach occur" - Globe and Mail

 "Would aliens try to hack us?" - Toronto Star

 "Customers felt exposed to hackers" - Toronto Star

 "Cyberattacks hit U.S. pipeline firms
Hacks follow warning from Washington about Russia targeting grid" - Toronto Star

 "Alleged hack on Metrolinx may open 'frightening new chapter' in cybersecurity" - Globe and Mail

 "Fairfax Canada seeks to rebuild trust after breach
Firm promoting new service after hack at parent company dealt blow to reputation" - Toronto Star

 "RCMP probe customer data breach at Bell Canada
At least 100,000 affected by hack, which comes eight months after an attack that affected 1.9 million" - Toronto Star

 "Hackers are costing ICOs more than 10% of their funds, report finds" - Globe and Mail

 "Equifax's lag in security growth led to 2017 hack, report says" - Toronto Star

 "Cybersecurity firm Trend Micro sets up Toronto lab for 'ethical hackers'" - Globe and Mail

 "China suspect in hotel hack" - Toronto Sun

 "Guests act against Marriott, Starwood hack
Class-action lawsuits being filed after security breach at the hotels" - Toronto Star

How Convenient For The Wealthy

"Annual wealth tax isn't what Canada needs" - Globe and Mail

But...How Would You Know?

"It's pretty simple. I don't date liars" - Toronto Star

Thanks For Specifying - It's Hard To Know Which One Otherwise

"Trump's Crazy China-Iran Endeavor" - New York Times

Obviously, He Was Not Sla - Idling Away His Time

"Slack chair is now worth $1.3 billion" - Toronto Star

Thanks For The Advice, But We Don't Date Liars

"Let's keep the Canada-U.S. relationship strong" - Toronto Sun

Heavily Sedated

"How to collect crocodile DNA" - Toronto Star

 NO SCENT STAYING
Aromatic Infidelity Less Common Than Most Columnists Think

"NO CENTS STAYING
Financial infidelity more common than most people think" - Toronto Sun

Talent Might Be Good, Too

"To win tonight, Raptors need steady hands, a lot of heart" - Toronto Star

Not, Apparently, If You Have Steady Hands And A Lot Of Heart

"Success can hinge on embracing the fear of failure" - Globe and Mail

You Don't Say

"Free speech matters" - Toronto Sun