Reality's Stenographers

The Daily Me is a Bit Self-conscious About Having a Chapter Title in a Table of Contents

1. The Daily Me - Mealy Day
2. The Daily Me - Hal al Tref
3. The Daily Me - Majumder Parrafin
4. The Daily Me - Hymen Poe-Critikall
5. The Daily Me - Foozleberry Axelrod and the Turnip of Destiny
6. The Daily Me - Ima Votter
7. The Daily Me - Freddy Lowless
8. The Daily Me - Mr. Times Mann
9. The Daily Me - Shanna "Shanana" Banana
10. The Daily Me - Margart Tenisha
11. The Daily Me - vaccinesrus.ru

Wouldn't It Be Ironic If The Other Chapters Didn't Have Ti - Doh!

1. Headlines Don't Ask, Don't Smell
2. Headlines Can't Believe How Quickly Life Goes By
3. Headlines Question Your Taste in Life Partners, TV Series and Underwear
4. You Should Make Hay While the Headlines Shine
5. Headlines Got Lost in a Book
6. As For The Littlest Headline Who Didn't Even Know How To Ask a Question...
7. After The Day They've Had, Headlines Need a Good Night's Rest
8. Headlines Are Sorry For [INSERT DIGRESSION HERE]
9. * SNIFF * That Question Hit Headlines in a Sensitive Spot
10. It Was Past Headlines Bedtime, But They Insisted On Reading Just One More Chapter...
11. Why Question Headlines' Patriotism?
Headlines Don't Question Your Masculinity!
12. Headlines Entered Gaffing
13. Appy Appy Joy Joy!
14. Question Headlines at Your Own Peril

The Daily Me Might Be Getting Comfortable With - Nope! It's Still a Bit Self-conscious About Having a Chapter Title in a Table of Contents

1. The Daily Me - Huronia N. Flossie
2. The Daily Me - Ignatz Semmelweis
3. The Daily Me - Val Halla
4. The Daily Me - Barbelly Granatstein
5. The Daily Me - Whack-a-Mole-a-Doodle
6. The Daily Me - the cockroach, the corkscrew
7. The Daily Me - Adenoid Hinkel
8. The Daily Me - Vision 2020 Vision
9. The Daily Me - Twilila S. Faulk
10. The Daily Me - Omphile Philebaby Magabe
11. The Daily Me – Bernadette Neener-Neiner

Headlines Had That Dream Aga - Oh, Wait, I Seem to be a Chapter Title Or Two Behind...

1. The Symbiote Summit
2. What the Heck Do You Know? Claims it Didn't Know, And You Can't Prove Otherwise!
3. Little Red Riding Hood Never Had a Basket Like This!
4. The Life Cycle of the Cover Story Has a Flat...
5. Which Works Out, Because The Land Is Not Sure It Wants to Welcome Quotes Back Anyway
6. Gord Help the Deplorables
7. What the Heck Do You Know? Took Its Eye Off the Ball At a Critical Moment
8. You and Quotes Are in the Same Boat - Paddle Faster!
9. The Basket of Deplorables is Sure Its Cough is Nothing...
10. Swing What the Heck Do You Know Round and Round
11. The Basket of Deplorables Contains a Tin Pandemic Alley
12. It's the Gavel to Gavel Cover Age!
13. Quotes are the Metamucil of the Body Politic
14. We're So Far Beyond Little Red Riding Hood's Basket!
15. Quotes Wishes Unsaid What It Said, But...You Know...

The Daily Me Could Use a Little Bit of Comfort Food Right About Now...

1. The Daily Me – Otto Kratt
2. The Daily Me - Dmitri Yakasutra
3. The Daily Me - curtainsforcuddlybear.com
4. The Daily Me - Oliver Branche
5. The Daily Me - itchy blenders
6. The Daily Me – Remembrance of Things, Inc.
7. The Daily Me - Kilgour Salmon
8. The Daily Me - Eleanore Roosevelt
9. The Daily Me - Butina Braveheart
10. The Daily Me – Republicans for Satan
11. The Daily Me - PLACEHOLDER TEXT

Headlines Seem To Have Lapped The Chapter Titles - But I'll Take It!

1. Headlines, O Headlines, Wherefore Thy Art, O Headlines?
2. Query Headlines Before Sending Your Manuscript
3. Headlines Schmedlines
Let's Dance!
4. Headlines? Don't Ask!
5. Headlines Are Their Own Worst Emeny
6. Headlines Are Concerned About the Fate of Democracy, But They Don't Have Enough Words to Express It
7. Headlines Wouldn't Eat That if You Paid Them...How Much‽
8. Ask Not For Whom the Headlines Toil, They Toil For Thee
9. Why Did Headlines Ask if You Were Going to Eat That?
No Reason...
10. Headlines Sure Were Asking For It
11. To Headline, Or Not To Headline, That Is the Question
12. Hey! You Got Your Headline In My Question!
No, I Didn't! You Got Your Question In My Headline!
Hilarity Ensued...
13. Headlines Lead From Behind - From the Golden Behind...
14. Headlines Just Hadda Ask! They Just Hadda Ask!
15. Headlines, Man, They Blow My Mind!

Well, That Was Random!

1. Understanding TrumpspeakTM
2. What the Heck Do You Know? Has No Intention of Incorporating A Reference to the Coronavirus Into its Headli - Doh!
3. Deplorables Are as Deplorables Eww
4. Cover Story Me - I'm Going In!
5. Quotes Are Afraid it May Be Too Late to Go Back to the Land
6. The Basket of Deplorables is an Equal Opportunity Offender
7. What the Heck Do You Know About the Impeachment of Donald Trump?
8. Quotes Must Have Misheard You...
9. The Basket of Deplorables Gets Religion, But Does Religion Get the Basket of Deplorables?
10. What the Heck Do You Know? Wouldn't Binge Watch That If it Were You
11. The Land Rush in the Basket of Deplorables is On!
12. Puns We Love to Hate Would Like You to Know...
13. Quotes Had Something Else in Mind...
14. Membership in the Basket of Deplorables is Not a Slam Dunk
15. What the Heck do You Know? Was Just Minding Its Own Business...
16. Life is Like a Box of Deplorables: You Know Exactly What You're Going To Find
17. The American Action on Gun Violence Algorithm

Just When The Daily Me Is Getting Comfortable With Having a Chapter Title in a Table of Contents, The Book is Over!

1. The Daily Me - Pelaggio "Love Yurts" Hartounian
2. The Daily Me - Orville Hudsucker & Sons
3. The Daily Me - Diamond Lil Abner
4. The Daily Me – Problem Attic Tech Solutions, Inc.
5. The Daily Me – Piotr "Pissed Off" Pistorius
6. The Daily Me - Blowhard Blechman
7. The Daily Me – Gerladine "Passing" Fancee
8. The Daily Me – Alien Liberation Front
9. The Daily Me - Diane von Furstlastenalwaysburg
10. The Daily Me - Angelo Anjou
11. The Daily Me - Fouf le Kidnap

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