
BY IRA NAYMAN
Alternate Reality News Service
The Alternate Reality News Service (ARNS) sends reporters into other dimensions and has them write about what they find there. “When we break the news, it stays broken!”
ARNS books contain news, reviews, interviews, advice columns and even obituaries – anything you might expect to find in your daily newspaper. “If you don’t like this reality, try another one!”
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Alternate Reality Ain’t What it Used To Be
Step into new worlds and read news dispatches from the Alternate Reality News Service, which regularly gets the scoop on The Associated Press, Reuters and the rest of the competition.
Read MoreWhat Were Once Miracles Are Now Children’s Toys
Do you have what it takes to become a reporter for the Alternate Reality News Service? Curiosity? Courage? Your own notepad?
Read MoreLuna for the Lunies!
If you don't read Luna for the Lunies!, you will miss the following: This is the future: an Apple Records logo stamped on the cheek of humanity...forever.
Read MoreThe Street Finds Its Own Uses for Mutant Technologies
Mutant technologies are today’s technologies, tomorrow.
Read MoreFutures In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
A general collection of news, reviews, interviews and other features of the Alternate Reality News Service.
Read MoreThe Alternate Reality News Service’s Guide to Love, Sex and Robots
Relationships are hard.
Read MoreWhat The Hell Were You Thinking? Good Advice For People Who Make Bad Decisions
Life is a chaotic soup whose recipe is a constantly changing mix of often unsavoury ingredients, and nobody appears to have a copy of the cookbook (although, god knows, many people claim to).
Read MoreARNS and the Man
A collection of Alternate Reality News Service articles focused on Earth Prime 1-6-6-5-8-2 dash omega, a universe where all of the world’s advanced societies are idiotocracies, rule by the stupidest.
Read MoreAngels of Our Bitter Nature
The Alternate Reality News Service brings you the latest from Vesampucceri, the world’s leading idiotocracy.
Read MoreE Deplorables Unum
Nobody said reporting from Earth Prime 1-6-7-1-8-2 dash psi, where the United States of Vesampucceri is the world leading idiotocracy, was going to be easy.
Read MoreIdiotocracy For Dummies
All of the news from Vesampucceri, the world’s leading idiotocracy, in one handy volume!
Read MoreYou and What Universe?/That’s When Everything Went Cow-shaped
News from alternate realities! Get your news from alternate realities here!
Read MoreWelcome to the Insurrection (We’re Not Sorry for the Inconvenience
Welcome to the Insurrection (We’re Not Sorry for the Inconvenience)
Read MoreAdvanced Idiotocracy For Dummies
The fourth and fifth Alternate Reality News Service collections of reporting from Earth Prime 1-6-7-1-8-2 dash Psi, a universe where the United States of Vesampucceri is the world’s leading idiotiocracy, collected in a single volume.
Read MoreWhen the Soft Sciences Get Positively Runny
The Alternate Reality News Service: When we break the news, it stays broken!
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