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BY IRA NAYMAN

Alternate Reality News Service

The Alternate Reality News Service (ARNS) sends reporters into other dimensions and has them write about what they find there. “When we break the news, it stays broken!”

ARNS books contain news, reviews, interviews, advice columns and even obituaries – anything you might expect to find in your daily newspaper. “If you don’t like this reality, try another one!”

Click the book cover or title to visit the details page, where you can also find links to buy online. 

Luna for the Lunies!

If you don't read Luna for the Lunies!, you will miss the following: This is the future: an Apple Records logo stamped on the cheek of humanity...forever.

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ARNS and the Man

A collection of Alternate Reality News Service articles focused on Earth Prime 1-6-6-5-8-2 dash omega, a universe where all of the world’s advanced societies are idiotocracies, rule by the stupidest.

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E Deplorables Unum

Nobody said reporting from Earth Prime 1-6-7-1-8-2 dash psi, where the United States of Vesampucceri is the world leading idiotocracy, was going to be easy.

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Advanced Idiotocracy For Dummies

The fourth and fifth Alternate Reality News Service collections of reporting from Earth Prime 1-6-7-1-8-2 dash Psi, a universe where the United States of Vesampucceri is the world’s leading idiotiocracy, collected in a single volume.

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