You and What Universe?/That’s When Everything Went Cow-shaped
News from alternate realities! Get your news from alternate realities here!
Idiotocracy For Dummies
All of the news from Vesampucceri, the world’s leading idiotocracy, in one handy volume!
E Deplorables Unum
Nobody said reporting from Earth Prime 1-6-7-1-8-2 dash psi, where the United States of Vesampucceri is the world leading idiotocracy, was going to be easy.
Angels of Our Bitter Nature
The Alternate Reality News Service brings you the latest from Vesampucceri, the world’s leading idiotocracy.
ARNS and the Man
A collection of Alternate Reality News Service articles focused on Earth Prime 1-6-6-5-8-2 dash omega, a universe where all of the world’s advanced societies are idiotocracies, rule by the stupidest.
What The Hell Were You Thinking? Good Advice For People Who Make Bad Decisions
Life is a chaotic soup whose recipe is a constantly changing mix of often unsavoury ingredients, and nobody appears to have a copy of the cookbook (although, god knows, many people claim to).
Futures In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
A general collection of news, reviews, interviews and other features of the Alternate Reality News Service.
The Street Finds Its Own Uses for Mutant Technologies
Mutant technologies are today’s technologies, tomorrow.
Luna for the Lunies!
If you don't read Luna for the Lunies!, you will miss the following:
This is the future: an Apple Records logo stamped on the cheek of humanity...forever.
What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children’s Toys
Do you have what it takes to become a reporter for the Alternate Reality News Service? Curiosity? Courage? Your own notepad?
Alternate Reality Ain’t What it Used To Be
Step into new worlds and read news dispatches from the Alternate Reality News Service, which regularly gets the scoop on The Associated Press, Reuters and the rest of the competition.