A collection of Alternate Reality News Service articles focused on Earth Prime 1-6-6-5-8-2 dash omega, a universe where all of the world’s advanced societies are idiotocracies, rule by the stupidest. In this book, you will learn about the war on donuts, the tweeping habits of the President of the United States of Vesampucceri and how the Duchy of Grand Fenwick interfered in the last Vesampuccerian election. Stay informed! Stay silly! Read ARNS and the Man!