Elon From Flin Flon Doesn’t Go Along to Get Along
A Machine? You Mean, Like An Animatronic President? If So, He Needs A Programming Upgrade, Because He's Glitchy As Hell! Aaron Rupar @atrupar Sean Duffy: "Can I make one other…
The Daily Me – AstraZeneca, Destroyer of Worlds
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An Ode to the New Age of Mediocre White Men [ARNS]
by SASKATCHEWAN KOLONOSCOGRAD, Alternate Reality News Service Philosophy Writer What ever happened to Diversity, Equity and Inclusion? The right sowed massive amounts of confusion On the subject, leading many people…
Headlines Felt It Was to Laugh, But Nothing Came
That's What Jared Kushner Believes Or, Is It: "There's Still A Long Way To Go Until I Get My Piece?" "There's still a long way to go for real peace"…
Voting? It’s a Fine Line [ARNS]
by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics/Government Deconstruction Writer Gabriel Machomuchacho waited in a line for seven hours in order to cast a vote for North Califina's Prop…
Remember When the Public Square Meant the Guy Who Wore Unfashionable Clothes Out of the House?
Trumpsplaining - A Movie Nobody Wants To See Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins Trump's Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins: "My message to America is your government is failing you right now - we…
The Art of Dealing With the Arts [ARNS]
by TINA LOLLOCADENKA, Alternate Reality News Service Music Writer The McDruhitmumpf Symphony Orchestra will now open every performance on the McDruhitmumpf Main Stage in the McDruhitmumpf Centre for the Performing…
The Daily Me – Saliva P. Grande
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I Know You Are, But What Am TwitterX?
Umm...I'm Guessing Decades Of Israeli Propaganda Stoking The Fears Of Jews Around The World Might Have Had Something To Do With It... But I'm A Self-hating Jew, Apparently, So What…
A Legacy Foreclosed On [ARNS]
by FRED FLEEGLE-GRIEBFLEISCHER, Alternate Reality News Service History Writer Former President Ron Potganreabumbom - a Reduhblican, no less! (but alas, no more) - hated tariffs. It got to the point…
Headlines Were Thinking the Same Thing, But Hesitated to Commit Themselves
Have You Considered Revolution? I Feel Like You Haven't Explored A Revolt Against The Current Economic System As Seriously As You Should "Should we still hold onto the home ownership…
When the Body Politic Becomes a Zombie, Protect Your Braaaaaaains! [ARNS]
by TAMMY, Alternate Reality Kidz News Service Life is so Unfair Writer The Department of Homeland Insecurity wanted the country to know that the Immigration Corralling and Expulsing Service (ICES)…