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TwitterX: Oh, What a Feeling!
Oh? What? A Feeling?

"Why Are You Getting Closer To - I Applaud Your Enthusiasm, But You Really Are Uncomfortably Clo - Why Are You Picking Me - PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN…

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I Smell the Blood of a Malignant Narcissist! [ARNS]

by TAMMY, Alternate Reality Kidz News Service Life is so Unfair Writer President Ronald McDruhitmumpf beamed as Gerald Putnamblarniestonne talked about how great his foreign policy was and how much…

The Daily Me – George LeRoy Tirebiter

Thank you, George LeRoy Tirebiter, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that fit the profile…

ICES: Pick a Side [ARNS]

by DIMSUM AGGLOMERATIZATONALISTICALISM, Alternate Reality News Service International Politics/Migration Writer The line to buy ice picks at the MultiMaxiMegaMart in Missoula, Illixas was over 150 people long. They seemed thrilled…

TwitterX Was the Runt of the LitterX

Every Time He Rolls The Cowardice, It Comes Up Snake Eyes It's Like He's A Character In That Tom Stoppard Play You Know - The One He Wrote Before He…

Dueling Dystopias [ARNS]

by INDIRA CHARUNDER-MACHARRUNDEIRA, Alternate Reality News Service Literature Writer Some people believe that the United States of Vesampucceri has become a version of Margaret Acastironwood's dystopian novel A Handmade Kite's…

TwitterX is Getting On the World’s Last Nerve…!

That Was A Typo - It Should Actually Have Been "... - - - ..." Aaron Rupar @atrupar KERNEN: Does Mike Johnson have a healthcare plan? REP. JASON SMITH: Um,…

The Call (For Resignation) is Coming From Inside the House (of Unrepresentatives)! [ARNS]

by MARA VERHEYDEN-HILLIARD, Alternate Reality News Service War/National Security Writer SecretaryCommandante of DefenceWarGood Times Pete Hedaiggsethative is at serious risk of being cast adrift by the McDruhitmumpf administration; he can…

The Daily Me – Jarrod “I Believe in Epstein” Shawinigan

Thank you, Jarrod "I Believe in Epstein" Shawinigan, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that…

The Constitution is Dead! Long Live the Constitution! [ARNS]

by MARA VERHEYDEN-HILLIARD, Alternate Reality News Service War/National Security Writer Imagine inviting somebody into your house so you can have the pleasure of kicking them out the moment they set…

TwitterX Doesn’t Like The Tone of Your Voice, Either, Bub!

It Will Be Overturned By Wednesday. Kelly Will Sue For Vindictive Prosecution On Friday. The Trump Administration Will Have To Pay A Settlement Worth Millions By The Following Monday. That's…

The Masque of the Orange Death [ARNS]

by FREDERICA VON McTOAST-HYPHEN, Alternate Reality News Service People/Pop Culture Writer Eating. Kind of important. Most of us will do it at least once in our lives. Many of us…