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[F]Elon Doesn’t Let Reality Get In the Way of a Good Rage Tweet
That’s Probably the Only Thing He Has In Common With His Admirers

If Only Stephen Miller Could Travel Back In Time And Stop Immigration in the 1950s, His Family Would Not Have Been Allowed Into The United States, And He Would Never…

Profiles in Fascism: The Beefy Canary in the Data Mine [ARNS]

by FREDERICA VON McTOAST-HYPHEN, Alternate Reality News Service People Writer On Friday nights, Michael Pimpmysweetryder and his posse go to the Ferkin and Fartin (part of the franchise based on…

The Daily Me – Bebop Loco

Thank you, Bebop Loco, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that fit the profile you…

by DIMSUM AGGLOMERATIZATONALISTICALISM, Alternate Reality News Service International Politics Writer Members of the Washburningdington press corps had to wonder if they were finally witnessing President Ronald McDruhitmumpf losing his damn…

How Many Ways Can You Say, “TwitterX Sucks”
Before The Sourness Permanently Puckers Your Lips?

I Thought The Affordability Crisis Was A Hoax "That Rumour Was Started By Joe Biden" I Hear Your Wife Is Leaving You "Yeah. She's Going To Shack Up With Joe…

This History Ain’t Big Enough For the Both Of Us, and It Ain’t Me Who’s Gonna Leave! [ARNS]

by MAJUMDER SAKRASHUMINDERATHER, Alternate Reality News Service Education Writer In Texylvania, students in high school will be taught that General Bob E. Leeleesobiesk was a Vesampuccerian war hero who fought…

How Many Ways Can You Make Fun of TwitterX In a Headline?
Oh, I’m Just Getting Started…

George W. Bush Slaps His Forehead And Thinks, If I Had Only Classified SAND As A Weapon Of Mass Destruction, The Invasion Of Iraq Would Have Been Legal! The Bulwark…

Profiles in Fascism: The Devil’s Handmaid Wears Prada [ARNS]

by FREDERICA VON McTOAST-HYPHEN, Alternate Reality News Service People Writer Fascism is not just about the leaders who make policies and explain to the masses how they benefit from those…

The Daily Me – Nick Danger, Third Eye

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Get Out of Jail Free? Ha Ha Ha – You’re Such a Card! [ARNS]

by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Crime/Court/Justice/Grift Writer Richard Snagglepuss-Fontanelle (of the Boise Snagglepuss-Fontanelles, not so's you'd notice) put his feet up on the defendant's desk and cradled his…

Headlines Were Asking For It…So I Got Them a Lemonade

He's Gonna Have To Buy Us Dinner, First! We May Be Cheap, But Canada's Not Easy! "'He's trying to get Canada to bend a knee'" - Toronto Star We Can't…

Integrity Goes for a Song [ARNS]

by TINA LOLLOCADENKA, Alternate Reality News Service Music Writer And then there were three. Only Israel, the United States and Germany remain in the 2026 Eurotunnelvision music contest. Ordinarily, this…