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The Gang That Couldn’t Regime Change Straight [ARNS]

by DIMSUM AGGLOMERATIZATONALISTICALISM, Alternate Reality News Service International Politics/Migration Writer Who currently runs Venezuela? "Not that Madlikefoxuro bastard, I can tell you that much!" President Ronald McDruhitmumpf exulted in a…

The Daily Me – Solomon Wood Gundy

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The Call of the Oiled [ARNS]

by MARA VERHEYDEN-HILLIARD, Alternate Reality News Service War/National Security Writer War crimes is such a harsh term, according to President Ronald McDruhitmumpf. In a Truth Antisocial post at 2:37 this…

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Venezuela "Boots On The Ground? We Aren't Afraid Of Boots On The Ground. We're Afraid Of Boots In The Air. Shot At Us By A Boot Cannon. I've Ordered Pete…

Shooting Trial Balloons in a Barrel [ARNS]

by VERONIQUE PISTACHIOPASTICHEEO, Alternate Reality News Service Meatyor - Meterolalala - Metooeeryoreol - Weather Writer Weather maps on the news are very impressive, with their swirls of colour constantly moving…

You Think Elon Musk is a Genius? D’OhGE!

One Of The Agents Poring Over The Documents Had A Leaky Sharpie. That's All. A Very Leaky Sharpie. A Sharpie That Leaked Over Thousands Of Pages. It Happens. ABC News…

Grime Pays! [ARNS]

by FREDERICA VON McTOAST-HYPHEN, Alternate Reality News Service People/Pop Culture Writer Karen Fierrationallie (white) had a meltdown at the order counter of a Bob So Tasty burger when the girl…

Musk’s Philosophy: Move Fast, Break Shit, Leave the World an Ugly Corpse

The GOP Is A Big Tent Party: Some Members Hate Jews Some Members Hate Blacks Some Members Hate Muslims Some Members Hate Somalis Some Members Hate New Yorkers Some Members…

The Daily Me – Ralph Spoilsport

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Is There a Doctrine in the House? [ARNS]

by DIMSUM AGGLOMERATIZATONALISTICALISM, Alternate Reality News Service International Politics/Migration Writer The Vesampuccerian government has sent Louidiana Governor Jeff Outlanderpastry to Greenland in an attempt to convince its citizens that it…

Headlines Hated Having That Back Tooth Filled, But They Sure Did Love the Anaesthetic!

When You're A Genocidal Psychopath, A Jury Of Your Peers Can Come To Some Interesting Conclusions... "Not guilty. The Israeli captain who emptied his rifle into a Palestinian schoolgirl" -…

Thank You For Your Inattention to This Matter [ARNS]

by INDIRA CHARUNDER-MACHARRUNDEIRA, Alternate Reality News Service Fine Arts/Architecture President Ronald McDruhitmumpf wanted everybody to know that the erection of his planned $350 million dance hall on the grounds of…