Novel Excerpts Contents
PUBLISHED NOVELS 1. Welcome to the Multiverse (Sorry for the Inconvenience) 2. You Can't Kill the Multiverse (But You Can Mess With Its Head) 3. Random Dingoes 4. It's Just…
Welcome to the Multiverse (Sorry for the Inconvenience) excerpt
"Something unknown is doing we don't know what." - Sir Arthur Eddington He is the lurker in the shadows of the alleyways behind the eyes of inmates in asyli for…
You Can’t Kill the Multiverse (But You Can Mess With its Head) excerpt
Chapter One: The Dragon of the Bagel 1. The Necromantic Uncertainty Principle in Action All of the ingredients - many of which were difficult to find in this heathen realm…
Random Dingoes excerpt
Chapter One Everybody Remembers Their First Time "Do you mind?" a woman who was a short bundle of energy with dark skin and hair that would scare Medusa (really, Medusa…
It’s Just the Chronosphere Unfolding as it Should excerpt
Chapter One Elvis Eternal The King looked at the silver fish floating towards him in the inky blackness of eternal space and thought, Elvis, old boy, you've finally done gone…
The Multiverse is a Nice Place to Visit But I Wouldn’t Want to Live There excerpt
Chapter Three Loose Change "Space. The ferking boring frontier. These are the voyages of the Universal Space Armada ship Star Blap, her seemingly eternal mission to explore the same old…
Good Intentions: The Multiverse Refugees Trilogy: First Pie in the Face excerpt
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN Not All Alarm Bells Are In Your Head The cork from the champagne bottle flew past Hal (the skeleton Doctor Alhambra kept in the Transdimensional Authority's Lab the…
Bad Actors: The Multiverse Refugees Trilogy: Second Pi in the Face excerpt
Prologue What's the Big Idea? Ideas are living things. Ideas grow. Start with a simple idea: "I am hungry." At first, it is one idea competing in your brain for…
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The Ugly Truth: The Multiverse Refugees Trilogy: [INSERT THIRD REPETITION WITH VARIATION OF PIE JOKE HERE] excerpt
It was a cold, wet, grey day in Vancouver. There was a board in the West End - Coal Harbour Community Policing Centre squad room that read: "DAYS WITHOUT SUN."…
Both Sides. NOW! excerpt
NOW! * SLAP * "Waaah! "Nurse Krablonsky?" "Yes, Doctor?" "What is that?" "What?" "That. That thing. There." "That?" "Yes. That." "It...it looks like a penis, Doctor." "It does look like…
Fraidy’s Amazeballs ARggles Adventure excerpt
Chapter One How Frieda "Fraidy" Katz Failed Mister Tannenbaum's History Class "This, Is. Amazeballs!" A woman was walking out of Nordstrom's. She was young and tall and blonde and ever…
Fraidy’s Amazeballs Alternaut Academy adventure Excerpt
How an Institute of Higher Learning Becomes a Zoo The teachers' lounge of the Alternaut Academy was reminiscent of a nineteenth century men's club, with its many small areas separated…