Earth Summit Word Search

Earth Summit Word Search

  Word List   AMERICAN PRESSURE BINDING GLOBAL WARMING TREATY BIODIVERSE? BRAZIL ECO-POLICE CARBON DIOXIDE CARLO RIPS DI MEANA BOYCOTT COST OF MILLIONS DROUGHT ECOSYSTEM DAMAGE ELECTIONEERING ENVIRONMENTAL CONFERENCE EUROPEAN…
Earth Summit Word Search Solution

Earth Summit Word Search Solution

Solution In order to ensure the participation of United States President George Bush, a NATIVE "EARTH CHARTER," a BINDING GLOBAL WAMING TREATY and FRESH AIR had to be left out…
Waiting For Perot

Waiting For Perot

A city road. A lamppost. Two tramps. Evening. In America. BILL: Policies for every situation. GEORGE: I won the Iraqi War. BILL: Prosperity for all. GEORGE: I won the Rio…
Try Not To Think of Red-faced Elephants

Try Not To Think of Red-faced Elephants

Some statistics boggle the mind: the United States Census Bureau reported last week that over 31 million Americans live below the poverty line. Admittedly, my mind is easily boggled; still,…
125th Nervous Breakdown

125th Nervous Breakdown

Happy 125th birthday, Canada! "Aww, s'il vous plait!" "Quebec, did you say something?" "Sacre merde! I don't want to be part of this smug, arrogant country any more! After 125…
Out of Touch, Out of Mind

Out of Touch, Out of Mind

"What is this?" "It's a checkout scanner, sir. Each product has a universal price bar code somewhere on the package - you see, on the side of that tin of…
Individuality A La Carte

Individuality A La Carte

I was trying hard to be an individual, but I just wasn't getting the hang of it. I drank my morning coffee out of a limited edition (only 15 million…
Satire For the Hard of Thinking

Satire For the Hard of Thinking

[The following column is close-captioned for the humour impaired.] It was a slow day in the petri dish. [The petri dish is employed here as a metaphor for the world…