What the Heck Do You Know? The Next Generation
One of the highly touted features of the World Wide Web is interactivity. Unlike books, with a Web page you can immediately write to the author and if you are…
What the Heck Do You Know? The Millennium Edition
The sun is shining. Friends are sitting by the pool, drinks in hand. That special someone is making small talk. What's wrong with this picture? YOU'RE IN THE HOUSE FILLING…
What the Heck Do You Know? (And How the Heck Do You Know It?)
The world has its fair share of ignorance. You know what we're talking about: the guy at the water cooler who doesn't really know what the coach of the Buffalo…
What the Heck Do You Know? Special Operation Iraqi Freakout Edition
You've been watching blanket coverage of the war on Iraq. Admit it. The exploding bombs of the war make Independence Day look like Piglet's Big Adventure. Or, maybe watching a…
What the Heck Do You Know? Special Operation Iraqi Freakout Edition, The Sequel
It has been brought to our attention that some of you didn’t do so well on the first Special Operation Iraqi Freakout questionnaire. Either you’ve been listening to too much…
What the Heck Do You Know? Special Operation Iraqi Freakout Edition, The Final Stand
Remember last week's quiz about Operation Iraqi Freakout? Well, events move so quickly, it's about as up-to-date as Saddam Hussein's command and control structure. Think of it as social surveying…
What the Heck Do You Know? The War Is Over, The Fun Begins
Ah, the war in Iraq. It seems like just last week that we were inundated with news of limbless children, American flags in inappropriate places (as if!) and reporter/soldier/cheerleaders acting…
What the Heck Do You Know? Life in Ontario
Hmm...maybe international politics is not your thing. What do they say - all politics is local? (They've obviously never negotiated an international arms reduction agreement, but, then, that's just like…
What the Heck Do You Know? Entertainment Edition
Okay, you know what? Maybe the whole politics thing just doesn't work for you. Politics - it's so 20th century, right? Maybe, we should consider a quiz on something you're…
What The Heck Do You Know? A New Beginning
Individuality is a bitch. I mean, there you are, eating corn flakes, reading the evening paper and scratching a portion of your anatomy that you would prefer remain unmentioned, when…
500 Reasons to Celebrate
Death. Destruction. Hockey playoffs. These are truly difficult times. Now, more than ever, we need reasons to celebrate. Here are 500 of mine: 1) Baby talk...when you're three months old.…
Satire for the Hard of Thinking – Contents
INTRODUCTION The Man Who Makes Fun of Everything I. THE FIRST THOUSAND SECONDS You Say Contracting Out, I Say Union Busting... Polymorph is Perverse This Gall Bladder Operation is Brought…