Controlled Experiment…In Terror
SUBJECTS: A mother, father and two children, whom we shall call the Smith family from Jonestown, were the active subjects of the experiment. A second mother, father and two children,…
The Lawyer In Pooh’s Corner
In which Pooh Is Taught A Valuable Lesson in Intellectual Property Rights One night, Pooh was dreaming a wonderful honey pot dream. Night was the perfect time to dream wonderful…
Survivor: New York
FADE IN: INT. BOARDROOM - DAY It is large, with a table that could easily hold 15. Now, there are four: ROBERTA (late 30s, angular and wolfish good looks, tough)…
Larry and Bud Make Beautiful Music
"Larry?" "Bud?" "I -" "How did you get this number, Bud?" "You interrupted my flow, Larry." "Strictly speaking, I short-circuited your flow, Bud. Cut it off before it even started.…
Entertainment Right Now: Right Now, More Than Ever
“Should electro-pop trio Black Box Recorder change their name to something less controversial, like White Hot Death?” “Will Bringing Down the House bring down Queen Latifah’s career?” “And, our advice…
Morality at 24 Frames a Second
Yeah. Jack. What the fuck is going on? You've already spent your budget and you still got the climactic fuckin' battle to shoot - that's a mil, a mil and…
Ungainly (Ad)Ventures
Imagine a yoyo. It goes up. It goes down. Now, imagine playing with that yoyo on an escalator. The yoyo may go up and down, but the escalator carries you,…
Adjectives ‘R’ Us
Their names would mean nothing to you. Their names mean nothing to the tens of thousands of men and women whose paychecks depend upon the decisions they make. Right now,…
The Father, The Son and The Holy Goat
"Okay, you asked for dis sit down," Tony Soprano stated, "and you got it. But, I gotta tell ya, I don't have nuttin ta say to a couple a cartoon…
The America Everybody Sees
The United States government is planning to operate a television station in Iraq in order to show the conquered - sorry, I meant liberated. I don't know what comes over…
Hipper Than Thou – Your Guide To Magazine Publishing
Okay, you want to be somebody, but you have no discernible skills or talent. A problem? Not necessarily. You can always start your own magazine. I know, I know -…
Larry and Bud Take Liberties
"Larry? "Bud?" "I got the idea to end all ideas!" "How Francis Fukayama of you." "Are you sitting down?" "I don't got much choice. Bud, how did you get this…