Elon Musk Should Never Have Given Up His Lucrative Career as a Club DJ
Still Think Letting Trump Be Trump Is a Good Idea? Of Course! If The Cows Jump Out Of The Windows, They Could Crush Unsuspecting Pedestrians Below! Best Not To Take…
When Elon Musk Talks About Free Speech, He’s Not Talking ABOUT YOU
But How Will I Be Able To "Do My Own Research" If I Do‽ Simone Biles @Simone_Biles y'all really need to stop believing everything you read on the internet As…
How Tweet It Is!
Stay Serious, Republicans! Q: So You Understand Why Americans Don't Trust You? Vance: Have I Mentioned I'm Looking Towards The Future? Kamala HQ @KamalaHQ Vance: We have lost the trust…
Once Elon Buys an Election, It Stays Bought!
The Purchaser Trading A Felony Charge For A Civil Lawsuit? Priceless! (Except For Any Penalty A Jury May Assess. Maybe Genius Would Have Been Better. Let's Go With That...) Genius!…
Elon Needs To Learn That, If You Want To Succeed in Politics, You Need a Good Ad Vance Man
Trump, Trump, He's No Chump Yeah, I Was Surprised When She Jumped Over Her Table And Started Punching Him In The Head, Too Acyn @Acyn Trump: Kamala Harris fought people…
TwitterX? I Barely Knew HerX!
Jewish Antisemites Are The Worst! Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump Happening now: massive demonstration in Tel Aviv calling on Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to immediately get a hostage release-ceasefire deal done.…
Elon Chooses A Class Action Lawsuit Over Felony Charges
Because Who Among Us Faced With That Choice Wouldn’t?
Anxious Angry Spongy Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump How's everyone feeling right now? Dehumanization Of The Enemy? Blaming The Victim? Projecting Your Own Emotions Onto Others? It Really Is Amazing How…
Elon Felt The Excitement.
No, Wait, That Was Gas.
No, Actually, It Was Existential Dread.
But To Be Fair, It Had Been So Long Since He Had Felt Any Emotion You Could Understand His Confusing Them All.
And The Second Season Won't Start Airing Until January 20 Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump My god. We're the laughingstock of the entire world. When They Show You Who They Are,…
The Village Square Needs a Breath of Fresh Air
You Lost Me AT @ Patti Politics @impattipolitics If Democrats don't want Trump to win they need to vote for @DrJillStein He's Getting Bad At Reading The Room: Most Americans…
Elon Musk is Too Busy Playing President To Care About What You Think
Expect Israel To Bomb Them Any Day Now, Accusing Them Of Harbouring Hamas Command And Control Centres In Their Basements Isaac's Army @ReturnOfKappy There are underground tunnel systems under Disney…
Elon is Dead Serious (Even Though You’re the One Who Will End Up Deceased)
The President-unelected An Apt Description Of Just About Everything You Post It's Good To See You Becoming More Self-aware Elon Musk @elonmusk Unreal And When I Say, "Your Voice," I…
Get Out the Popcorn!
The Coalition of the Shilling is Coming Apart at the Seems!
You Have No Idea How Motivating A Threat Of Revoking A Worker's Visa Can Be! Elon Musk @elonmusk Your understanding of the situation is upside-down and backwards. OF COURSE my…