The World Is Too Peopley For Headlines’ Taste
Or We Could Study Inflation More There's No Hurry After All, It Will Go Up Again Sooner Or Later... "Inflation unexpectedly fell to 2.8% in February Drop could spur Bank…
You Can Lead a Headlines To Water…
Avoiding A Strike By Paying Workers Fair Wages Adds Risk To My Annual Bonuses "Bill C-58 adds risk to supply chain" - Toronto Star Especially To Somebody Who Expresses Concern…
Headlines? Naah, Mate, I Haven’t Seen ‘Em In a Dog’s Age!
You Sure They’re Still Alive?
Panhandlers Will Collect Enough Money To Buy Multinational Corporations They'll Lay Off Half The Work Force While Collecting Obscene Bonuses And Stock Options People Will Die Because The Former Panhandlers…
Headlines Wrote a Sternly Worded Letter To The Editor of The Star About Gaza, But It Wasn’t Published
Mostly, They Act On Stupidity, But Once In A While They Surprise You "Unclear if CSIS acted on intelligence" - Toronto Star Dinner Without Bickering "Unique family adventures" - Toronto…
Shake Yer Headline Maker!
The Israeli Military Slacked Off On Thursday "Israeli strikes kill at least 42 in Gaza Children and freelance journalist among those killed, as stalled ceasefire talks resume in Qatar" -…
All You Can Do is Shake Your Headlines in Sadness and Move On
I Hope Americans Like Bananas, Because The Republic Is About To Get A Fruity Makeover "Top security firm inundated with calls after execution of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson - as…
Headlines: Not Just For Kaiju Any More!
Mostly, They'll Be Rolling Out Carts Full Of Bud Light "Province vows to enforce rules on alcohol sales Team of inspectors to monitor rollout to corner stores starting this week"…
Headlines Wouldn’t Know a Good Deal If It Hit Them Between the Is!
Ontario, Yours To Recover Kit Kats Shouldn't Come In Vanilla Or Orange Flavours, Either, But This Is The World We Now Live In "Ford should not interfere in Toronto's affairs"…
Oh, Headlines, You’re Such An Incorrigible Scamp!
On The Contrary, This Is The Worst Time To Ask Democrats To Be Sober! "Time for sober second thought" - Toronto Star That's As Good An Epitaph For Humanity As…
You Question Our Headlines, We Question Your Sanity!
As Long As There Are No External Threats To The Economy, Why No...ooooooooooooh Oh! "Five in 2025 These Canadian business leaders have ambitious goals for the new year. Will they…
Headlines Had No Enthusiasm For Ringing In the New Year –
They Were Still suffering The Hangover From Last Year
Ever Helpful, Pierre Poilievre Suggests They Should Stop Bathing In Acid "Half of Canadians say they are $200 from insolvency" - Toronto Star Was The Press Thinking Trump Would Start…
And Boom Goes the Headline!
Wait - Does He Belong To Hamas? I Thought Hamas Was Responsible For - Good Thing I Have Fox News To Set Me Straight - Things Sure Are Getting Complicated!…