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TwitterX Isn’t Magic – It’s MAGAX!
To Give Them Medals? Shannon Watts @shannonwatts The Trump administration is attempting to obtain information about Jewish professors, staff and students at the University of Pennsylvania, including personal emails, phone…
Capitol Punishment [ARNS]
by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Crime/Justice Writer "Be vewy vewy quiet. We'we hunting iwegaws!" An Immigration Corralling and Expulsing Service agent in Minneapolis, Minnelaska shot a woman three…
Quotes Wondered What Happened To Your Voice, But Were Too Polite To Ask
Genocide If It's Good Enough For A War Crimes Trial... "The army must find ways more painful than death for the civilians in Gaza. Killing them is not enough." -…
Threelonemuskateers, Party of Three. Threelonemuskateers? [ARNS]
by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics Writer Third parties may be good for people who have been kicked out of the first two parties but are too…
TwitterX Gonna Twit. ErX…
He Wasn't The Messiah, He Was A Very Naughty B – Where Have I Heard That Before? Chris Menahan @infolibnews Christian Zionist pastor Robert Stearns apologizes to Jewish audience at…
Ask Amritsar About The Buns of Deception [ARNS]
Dear Amritsar, Yo, Tech Answer Guy, A couple of months ago, I met the most perfect man. Is that an overstatement? I mean, can one man be more perfect than…
Cover Stories Only Uses the Most Aged, Aromatic Puns Available
Two err is human, but they don't make a right... Les Pages aux Folles: I mince meat, not words! Am I the only one who wants to see Nic Cage…
The PresidentEmperor’s No Clothes [ARNS]
by SASKATCHEWAN KOLONOSCOGRAD, Alternate Reality News Service Fairy Tale/Philosophy Writer Once upon a time, in a land that history wanted to forget but couldn't because it kept trolling for attention…
It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And TwitterX Feels Fine
Venezuela "...And We Are Hungry. We Are Oh So Very Hungry..." Aaron Rupar @atrupar Rep. Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly…
The Cost of Freedom [ARNS]
by MADAME MADELEINE DE LA OOVRATURA-COLUMBINE, Alternate Reality News Service Sex/Scandal/Corruption Writer Ghislaine Maxwellcavotti knows things. She knows a recipe for ratatouille (which is missing a key ingredient, which explains…
Have You Ever Heard of The Cesspool Called TwitterX? You’re Soaking In It!
"If They Hadn't Passed Obamacare In The First Place, We Never Would Have Had To Kill It! The Evil Bastards!" Aaron Rupar @atrupar KERNEN: You know how mainstream media is…