The Daily Me – Unhealthy Planet, Inc.
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Memo to the Department of Injustice [ARNS]
by BRENDA BRUNDTLAND-GOVANNI, Alternate Reality News Service Editrix-in-Chief Dear (in the Broadest Sense of the Term) Attorney General Pamela Electronbondi: I enjoy writing as much as I enjoy being in…
TwitterX, Oh, TwitterX,
Why Are You So Bitter?
Or, You Know What Would Be Really Respectful? NOT BEING AN ASSHAT! Maybe The President Should Try That Some Time Acyn @Acyn Reporter: What did the president mean when he…
Ask Amritsar About the Distance Between Us [ARNS]
Dear Amritsar, I thought I had found the man for me on Stumble.com. He was funny and sweet and had a passion for scarfing squidburgers in the eye of hurricanes…
Why Should TwitterX Care About Your Feelings? It’s Not Like You Care About Its Revenues!
His Barbie's Playhouse Must Have Been A Lot Of Fun Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump 17-year-old Stephen Miller: "Torture is the way to go...Torture is a celebration of life and human…
Profiles in Fascism: Fight and Flight [ARNS]
by FREDERICA VON McTOAST-HYPHEN, Alternate Reality News Service People Writer Fascism is not just about the leaders who make policies and explain to the masses how they benefit from those…
The Daily Me – Iphigenia Watermark
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What You Wish For
An Alternate Reality News Service Forum [ARNS]
SPECIAL TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICE Earth Prime 1-6-7-4-8-2 dash Psi, three doors down from Earth Prime 1-6-7-1-8-2 dash Psi, is exactly the same, with one exception: the Reduhblicans…
2026? Meet the New Headline, Same as the Old Headline
If Israel Kills Less Than 10 People In Its Next Bombing Raid, Peace May Finally Be Achievable! "Qatari leader says Gaza ceasefire is at critical moment" - Toronto Star Are…
What You Wish For:
The (White) House (Almost) Always Wins [ARNS]
by GIDEON GINRACHMANJINJa-VITUS, Alternate Reality News Service Economics Writer Nobody ever went broke betting on the bottomless propensity of human beings to throw their money away chasing dreams of instant…
TwitterX is BitterX That It Couldn’t Find a BabysitterX
Hope You Enjoy The Fireworks We're Bringing Those Of You Who Survive Them, At Any Rate... Homeland Security @DHSgov GOOD MORNING MINNEAPOLIS! Oh, Yeah. People Forget That Christ Supported Capital…
What You Wish For:
It’s The From Hunger Games meets the von Hitlerskitler Youth
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? [ARNS]
by ALEXANDER BIGGS-TUFTS-MANN, Alternate Reality News Service Sports Writer The problem with invading other countries is that they are rarely as grateful as they should be. Duchy of Grand Fenwick…