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Two-handed Rashomon [ARNS]
by DIMSUM AGGLOMERATIZATONALISTICALISM, Alternate Reality News Service International Politics Writer Two men, the President-elect of the United States of Vesampucceri and the Prime Minister of Canada, walk into a room…
And Just in Case You Thought the Culture Wars Were Over… [ARNS]
by FREDERICA VON McTOAST-HYPHEN, Alternate Reality News Service Pop Culture Writer The Ukraine war. Tariff wars. Storage Wars. With so much conflict in the news these days, it's hard to…
The New World Odour [ARNS]
by DIMSUM AGGLOMERATIZATONALISTICALISM, Alternate Reality News Service International Politics Writer There will be dancing in the Kremlin tonight The Vodka will flow Over the bodies of our enemies We will…
The Five Stages of Capitulation (Number Three Will Shock You!) [ARNS]
by FREDERICA VON McTOAST-HYPHEN, Alternate Reality News Service People Writer Human beings like to think they have something called "agency." Mind you, I'm not talking about the kind of agency…
Last Journalist Standing [ARNS]
by FRED FLEEGLE-GRIEBFLEISCHER, Alternate Reality News Service Journalism Writer The Disassociated Press (DP) is out. America's Own Nutcase Network (AONN) is in. The Huffingpuffington Post is out. The Flameout, a…
From Friar’s Club to Liars Club [ARNS]
by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics Writer "I never cheated on my taxes." "I never cheated on my wife." "I never lie," the Great Grey Turtle of…
The 20 Minute Hate Workout [ARNS]
by ELMORE TERADONOVICH, Alternate Reality News Service Film and Television Writer "And two more squats. And rise. And scream obscenities at your TV. And one more squat. And rise. And…
White Shoes, Black Hearts [ARNS]
by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Justice Writer Heywood Jablowme-Wrightnow graduated in the top third of the bottom twentieth of his class at the Westphalia School of Law and…
Always in Our Hearts (Just Never in Our Neighbourhoods!) [ARNS]
by DIMSUM AGGLOMERATIZATONALISTICALISM, Alternate Reality News Service International Politics/Migration Writer When you hear that somebody has disappeared without notice or a trace (or in extreme cases, a trace of a…
With Apologies to Senator Amiladidah [ARNS]
They say that in Vesampucceri, no one is above the law, To which Dear Leader McDruhitmumpf says, “Oh, pshaw!” Although he is venal and greedy and indulges every flaw, He…
Life! What a Privilege!
An Alternate Reality News Service Forum [ARNS]
SPECIAL TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICE White male rage is all the rage these days. It's so popular, in fact, that people who are not, strictly speaking, white and/or…
Frequently Unasked Questions About Frequently Unasked Questions [ARNS]
1) I just graduated from medical school and would like to spend a few years in public service before I start private practice. When - 2) Thanks, but I haven't…