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State of Emergence E [ARNS]

by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics Writer For her first official act as President of the United States of Vesampucceri, Kamala Harristweedfashin expanded the Extreme Court to…

Whose Presidency is it, Anyway? [ARNS]

by DIMSUM AGGLOMERATIZATONALISTICALISM, Alternate Reality News Service International Politics Writer Common wisdom has it that the United States of Vesampucceri has only one President at a time. One can see…

Chaos? It’s A Calling [ARNS]

by NANCY GONGLIKWANYEOHEEEEEEEH, Alternate Reality News Service Technology Writer A funny thing happened on the way to the presidential election. And when I say funny, I mean giving off maximal…

Dream Team for the Age of Nightmares [ARNS]

SPECIAL TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICE With increasing frequency, when former President (and current Reduhblican Party nominee for President we should remember, not that he is going to let…

Trade Wars! Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Na – Trade Wars! [ARNS]

by GIDEON GINRACHMANJINJa-VITUS, Alternate Reality News Service Economics Writer Credit where credit is due: Ronald McDruhitmumpf won't be president for another month and a half, and already he's causing turmoil…

Zen and the Art of Idiotocracy [ARNS]

SPECIAL TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICE The former President summoned the current Senator to his office at his Luxury Resort hotel, golf course and assignation bar. The moment the…

Ask the Tech Answer Guy – Go Ahead, You [FORNICATING] [CAT], Ask Him! [ARNS]

Yo, Tech Answer Guy, I been working on a twitherd/XY tweep thread to celebrate Ronald McDruhitmumpf's landslide [FORNICATING] victory in the recent [FORNICATING] Vesampuccerian [FORNICATING] election. I open with: "You…

Like Ink From a Poison Pen, So Are the Days of Our Lives [ARNS]

by FRED FLEEGLE-GRIEBFLEISCHER, Alternate Reality News Service Journalism Writer Alternate Reality News Service National Politics Reporter Francis Grecoromacolluden lies in a coma at Our Sister of Perpetual Kvetching Hospital after…

The Trouble With Normalization [ARNS]

by FRED FLEEGLE-GRIEBFLEISCHER, Alternate Reality News Service Journalism Writer House Minority Leader Hakeem Thejeffersonries wants you to know that the Dumboprats are nothing like the Reduhblicans. "When we lose free…

Frequently Unasked Questions About Recess Shenanigans [ARNS]

1) What is a recess appointment? 2) You know, that does make a kind of sense. Still, what does it mean in terms of national politics? 3) Ha ha. Well…

Puzzle Book Appropriate For a Puzzling Administration [ARNS]

by INDIRA CHARUNDER-MACHARRUNDEIRA, Alternate Reality News Service Literature Writer Where's JD? Written by Ronald McDruhitmumpf (with Martin Handinhandfjord) Ronald McDruhitmumpf Patriotic Publishing $49.99 I must admit, I spent hours poring…

Congressional Follies <br />A Tragedy (Or Comedy – Your Call) In Three Acts and An Excuse Me [ARNS]

Congressional Follies
A Tragedy (Or Comedy – Your Call) In Three Acts and An Excuse Me [ARNS]

by FRANCIS GRECOROMACOLLUDEN, Alternate Reality News Service National Politics Writer ACT ONE A Senate hearing room. Senators and their aids are seated at one end of the room. Facing them…