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Elon Musk? The Farce is Strong In This One…

Trumps, Big And Small Err, Or, Rather, Trumps, Small And Smaller But They're Children At Heart... And Spleen... And Left Knuckle... And Brain...Especially Brain... MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch ALINA LOSES IT! Alina…

Quotes Desperately Wanted To Get Off the Eternal Recurrence Treadmill

"So, Your Corporation Won't Get Any Financial Benefit From Building And Running The Facility?" "Are You On Crack?" "It is a freely accessible facility for millions of people, which is…

Worst! Bosmipahelfly! Villain! Ever! [ARNS]

by ELMORE TERADONOVICH, Alternate Reality News Service Film and Television Writer If you life's ambition is to be a villain in a Bosmipahelfly, James Bosmipahelfly film, the first thing you…

Allinalzheimer’s Research? Forget About It! [ARNS]

by LAURIE NEIDERGAARDEN, Alternate Reality News Service Medical Writer Barton Dweezelzappenfeiff stares blankly at the television screen in the common area of the Laurel P. Macilheninty Dementia Hospital and Skating…

There’s School, Then There’s an Education! [ARNS]

by TAMMY, Alternate Reality Kidz News Service Life is so Unfair Writer It's every kid's dream: school's out forever. Or, is it? Jeremy Schlepticeclectic, a seven year-old from Gladiola Heights,…

Comedian No Laughing Matter [ARNS]

by MARA VERHEYDEN-HILLIARD, Alternate Reality News Service National Security Writer "I was on a Signal chat with my family the other night - oh, come on, people, you don't want…

Up Shirt, Down Shirt <br />Blue Shirt, Brown Shirt [ARNS]

Up Shirt, Down Shirt
Blue Shirt, Brown Shirt [ARNS]

by HAL MOUNTSAUERKRAUTEN, Alternate Reality News Service Crime/Justice Writer The brick that hit the side of her house at three in the morning didn't phase Luigiana Vintigtagtoli in the slightest;…

Two Heads Are Better Than None [ARNS]

by LAURIE NEIDERGAARDEN, Alternate Reality News Service Medical Writer Five years ago, Rasputin Joanihartschachi was studying economics at the Advanced Institute of Basic Research in Barcelona, New Brunswick; he had…

Ask Amritsar About a Devil of a Situation [ARNS]

Dear Amritsar, Every woman wants a man with a little bit of a devil inside him. Some of us want a devil with a little bit of a man inside…

Good Writers Don’t, But Hollywood [ARNS]

by ELMORE TERADONOVICH, Alternate Reality News Service Film and Television Writer In a twist that even the most sophisticated Artificial Intelligence couldn't have seen coming, in the wake of the…

Les Fleurs du Maladroit
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1. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES...REINTRODUCTIONS Frequently Unasked Questions About McDruhitmumpf 2.0 2. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES... PRE-INAUGURATION DAY TREMORS (JITTERS AFTER BEING ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION) State of Emergence…

Frequently Unasked Questions About McDruhitmumpf 2.0 [ARNS]

SPECIAL TO THE ALTERNATE REALITY NEWS SERVICE 1. So, Ronald McDruhitmumpf won a second term, hunh? 2. Appear to be the case? Is there a possibility that his win wasn't…